🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Now wait a minute, is Ralph beating Faith up?!

Ralph, NOOOOOO!!!

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Sammich said:
I don't think it will happen, but the way reality shifts and warps around this motherfucker would you shocked for Wu, zoey quinn, or one of those faggots to get sent the "book" after he writes crazy shit in it about them? And I'm certain they still have a burning hatred for the gunt.

But it's iffy, i sort of hope it does for the hell of it.
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I fully expect some enterprising a-log to send them their relevant passages. I also fully expect a tweet that goes "it sucks, but my lawyer says it's really expensive and pointless to sue a man who has nothing but debt 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️"
 
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MeltyTW said:
:stress:@theralph what did you do now? so this is probably his crime he recorded. WHY WOULD YOU RECORD THAT ralph are you fapping to you beating your child bride?
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I can't imagine he would record it. Maybe they talked about it in DM's and if so he'll just go "those were edited!" and Faith will probably agree. I have no idea what she's getting out of all this.
 
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instythot said:
I fully expect some enterprising a-log to send them their relevant passages. I also fully expect a tweet that goes "it sucks, but my lawyer says it's really expensive and pointless to sue a man who has nothing but debt 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️"
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but something better could come of it then a boring old court proceeding, imagine Zoe Quinn or Anita looking at the book and saying "oh yeah that fat sperg, Rolf i think he's called?" and then they both do a stream with Godwinson, dabbin on the gunt

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I can't imagine he would record it. Maybe they talked about it in DM's and if so he'll just go "those were edited!" and Faith will probably agree. I have no idea what she's getting out of all this.
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black eyes most likely, also hopefully its more than text dms for proof, still i cant imagine "i was hacked by the alaogs" or "he somehow doctored the archives! he deepfaked it" would suffice in court, hopefully not
 
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MeltyTW said:
but something better could come of it then a boring old court proceeding, imagine Zoe Quinn or Anita looking at the book and saying "oh yeah that fat sperg, Rolf i think he's called?" and then they both do a stream with Godwinson, dabbin on the gunt
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Lolsuits always have some hidden gems, like counsel trying to make a judge understand the finer distinctions between foolery and cuckery. There's a wealth of chuckleworthy material to force legal eagles to listen to with professional interst that Ralph has piled up since gamergate if it does happen
 
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Could still be a hypothetical, right? Or am I just too autistic?

"Awh... all dat... uhh... me and zoomer girl just gettn into sum kinky stuff. All theez vuhnilla ayelaugs don't have anything exciting in their lyf. Isn't that right dick?"

"LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING A LOGS! THEY'RE ADULTS AND IF SHE WANTS TO GET GUNTED COVERED IN BRUISES WHAT RIGHT DO WE HAVE TO TELL HER NOT TO! I'M SORRY IF YOUR SEX LIFE IS BORING!"
 
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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
I used to think the double-teaming Faith took at the Barbie dream mansion was sexual in nature. Instead it was Dick was holding her arms behind her back while Gunty went 15 rounds with her face.
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If that ever happened, it would be more like 300 pounds on her face:

"DON'T DO IT GUNT! That girl has a family! A bright future ahead of her! I'm not sure if I can look, King!"
"Here's comes the Gunt, JR! *shriek*"
"Oh my god! A Gunt splash! A Gunt splash right on the face of young Fai Fai!"
 
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JoseRaulChupacabra said:
If that ever happened, it would be more like 300 pounds on her face:

"DON'T DO IT GUNT! That girl has a family! A bright future ahead of her! I'm not sure if I can look, King!"
"Here's comes the Gunt, JR! *shriek*"
"Oh my god! A Gunt splash! A Gunt splash right on the face of young Fai Fai!"
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When you say 300 pounds, are you implying that Ralph is slapping Faith with his gunt?
 
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