I wonder if he calls her an a-log while he rams his fist into her face?
I'm going straight to hell I can't stop laughing at the idea of Ralph doing this, though I think it's more likely that Faith beats the shit out of him. He's got seriously poor muscle tone, he can barely crack open a bottle much less a young woman that's accustomed to picking up kids all day.
Ralph is legitimately one of the most womanly straight men I have ever observed. He's like one of those gossiping hens on the View. Thinks yelling and emotion wins him arguments. Always mistakenly thinks he's at the top of some pecking order, when he's just hiding behind his Internet retard boy-clique. That's why it's always so rich when he calls other men womanly.
He also uses drag queen language, talking about "spilling the tea" and such. As much as he talks about saving the hu-wite race, he's basically an effeminate little wigger that simps and saunters around clutching pillows and letting the world run all over him.
I've got a bit of a schizo-theory myself these days that Ralph is into this weird degenerate thing where a younger woman takes control of an older man. The control isn't really about making him paypig or anything fun like that, but about making him do what he wants but it looks like it's her idea so he doesn't have any responsibility for being into scat stuff and totally isn't a faggot guise. A bit like how women get wrapped up in rape fantasies, because then they can have guilt-free sex without worrying about the consequences of sexual agency.
Sometimes I wonder if he's a closet case, but I think he's just never had an actual male role model in his life. Sounds like he's lived a life surrounded by women and the men he has had around him either abused him (bullies at school, his father punching his head through a wall) or are willing to blindly subjugate themselves to him. There's Dax but I wouldn't call Dax a man, he's a half-man at best that likes to be pegged by mentally ill women. Gym, for all his failings, seems like a regular sort of guy but he's only a few years older than Ralph so I don't think he could qualify for (or would want) that role either.
I have to say that I'm quite glad that his alcoholism and obesity has kept his seed from taking root inside another human being, he has nothing to add to the world but chaos and misery.
