🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
Look at this fat sack of shit. He's still seething about not giving the WSJ a statement when it was objectively the correct thing to do. He was gonna get thrown off Youtube no matter what he did but he still thinks cucking out is the correct method of operation. I still remember how many times on the Killstream he brought it up and sounded depressed. "Oh well maybe I should have given them a statement".

Personally, I hope DLive boots his ass after this article simply for the fact he cucked. Normally I abhor Jared Holt and his homosexual crusade to deplatform everyone he dislikes but Ralph is such an unprincipled groveling degenerate that I simply do not care how many times the Retort gets aborted.


GAYDUH EVEN RYAN DAWSON IS A-LOGGING ME NOW. FUCKING KIWICULT FARMS TRYINA PSYCHOLOGICALLY BREAK ME. SWEEP IT ALL GAYDUH SWEEP LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SWEPT BEFORE
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Gunty's Twitter is like a constant panic attack. I wonder if we ever get a live action movie of this.
 
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Hey Ralph, since you seem to be in a bad mood, I thought I would help you. Here are a few pictures just for you:
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Look how much better things are going now with your hot 18 yo. A few years ago you couldn't drink all the MM you want, snort pills, and you had to pretend you were happy with Nora. Just look at it, you had to smile like you meant it in those pictures, now you can act like a chad and look miserable all the time. Good job!
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Hey Ralph, since you seem to be in a bad mood, I thought I would help you. Here are a few pictures just for you:
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Look how much better things are going now with your hot 18 yo. A few years ago you couldn't drink all the MM you want, snort pills, and you had to pretend you were happy with Nora. Just look at it, you had to smile like you meant it in those pictures, now you can act like a chad and look miserable all the time. Good job!
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that reminds me, ade says nora cited this site as a reason she couldnt stay with ralph, he probably blames this site for that too.

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lol at the idea ralph added anything and the show wasnt just little and ryan talking, also lol at ralph thinking he has better optics than literally anyone
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Hey Ralph, since you seem to be in a bad mood, I thought I would help you. Here are a few pictures just for you:
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Look how much better things are going now with your hot 18 yo. A few years ago you couldn't drink all the MM you want, snort pills, and you had to pretend you were happy with Nora. Just look at it, you had to smile like you meant it in those pictures, now you can act like a chad and look miserable all the time. Good job!
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Regarding the skinny-gunt picture, I have never seen someone age so rapidly. It's like sending a guy to a reverse-gulag where you're only allowed to drink soda and alcohol, sit completely still day after day, and only engage with frivolous gossip shit.

Ralph cried a lot recently about how the judicial system took "6 months uf mah lyfe" but in that pic he looks the most alive i've ever seen that gunt, prison was honestly good for him.
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Hey Ralph, since you seem to be in a bad mood, I thought I would help you. Here are a few pictures just for you:
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Look how much better things are going now with your hot 18 yo. A few years ago you couldn't drink all the MM you want, snort pills, and you had to pretend you were happy with Nora. Just look at it, you had to smile like you meant it in those pictures, now you can act like a chad and look miserable all the time. Good job!
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The old selfie on the left is kinda cute ngl.

@Bryan Dunn your thoughts? are outlines out of the question?
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
If ralph went into DFE with that last guy, what the fuck is he going to do with Fed Spencer? Or is him being a confirmed federal agent mean he's OK to talk to?
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No, it means that he's a living signal beacon that tells DLive and the other powers that be "Bomb this location." Terry Davis warned us about glowing government agents. Ralph apparently didn't get the memo.

Bryan Dunn said:
Burden of proof resides on you with your assumptions. Also >Us

its just you dumbass.
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I'm inclined to agree with @instythot on this one. I think the chance of Ethan being sued for this hypothtical book is quite low. I also think that it's dumb to argue over a hypothetical lawsuit concerning a hypotehtical book. First he has to actually publish it. Then we have to see what's in it. This is premature.

Gustav Schuchardt said:
It depends if he's used 3M index tabs on his dossier. If yes then we'll have blue hooves and frenzied squealing before the weekend. If not, it might take a bit longer.
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Burger Fox said:
Also I ask, I think again, who is JMK and why does he matter?
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He doesn't really, but he's got a thread if you're interested. @5t3n0g0ph3r organized a beautiful OP (with the help of 3M, no doubt!). It's kinda funny. Years ago, JMK literally started crying on a stream when he got blown the fuck out by Allison Rapp white knights, if that's any indication. He tries to get into every Internet drama, but soon finds himself in over his head.

instythot said:
Lolsuits always have some hidden gems, like counsel trying to make a judge understand the finer distinctions between foolery and cuckery. There's a wealth of chuckleworthy material to force legal eagles to listen to with professional interst that Ralph has piled up since gamergate if it does happen
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I wish more people would understand that about the Vic lawsuit. It doesn't matter if Vic wins or loses. What matters is the tard cum collected on the way. Of which there has been a lot.
 
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have they forgotten that all he is know for outside of his little bubble is being "alt-right" and having holocaust denial on a charity stream like a retard.

They are crackpots but its hilarious that Ralph can't come out and counter because he would alienate his fringe fan-base and he doesn't know enough so all he can do is seethe in his hugbox. (granted if this is true because this guy might be lying)

RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Hey Ralph, since you seem to be in a bad mood, I thought I would help you. Here are a few pictures just for you:
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Look how much better things are going now with your hot 18 yo. A few years ago you couldn't drink all the MM you want, snort pills, and you had to pretend you were happy with Nora. Just look at it, you had to smile like you meant it in those pictures, now you can act like a chad and look miserable all the time. Good job!
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somewhere in that fist one I see Ethan Klein for some reason
 
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Edilg said:
Ryan Dawson says DLive sucks and suggests Ralph get off it.
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Ralph wont leave Dlive Dawson because it has a built-in payment system and its simple for Ralph, hes lazy as fuck. His patreon keeps tanking everytime he fucks up. Which is everyday mind you. StreamLabs I think ralph is banned from and after Vickers spammed Patreon Support with this New Jared Holt article on Ralphs alt right pat little disaster, I am sure itll be banned as well.
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Hey Ralph, since you seem to be in a bad mood, I thought I would help you. Here are a few pictures just for you:
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Look how much better things are going now with your hot 18 yo. A few years ago you couldn't drink all the MM you want, snort pills, and you had to pretend you were happy with Nora. Just look at it, you had to smile like you meant it in those pictures, now you can act like a chad and look miserable all the time. Good job!
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His beard became so much more gray in such a short period of time too
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Ralph wont leave Dlive Dawson because it has a built-in payment system and its simple for Ralph, hes lazy as fuck. His patreon keeps tanking everytime he fucks up. Which is everyday mind you. StreamLabs I think ralph is banned from and after Vickers spammed Patreon Support with this New Jared Holt article on Ralphs alt right pat little disaster, I am sure itll be banned as well.
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:story: i completely forgot Vickers is trying to flag him down, zoom and 8ch has been replaced by his own inlaws! ive forgotten more ralph lore then exists for other lesser cows
GAYDUR QUICK HACK THE SITE, HES TELLING PATREON I WAS INVOLVED IN OKLAHOMA CITY, HE HAS THE PICS GAYDUR
 
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