Infected Brian "Pleasureman" Uecker's My Posting Career & Ashley Hutsell Jankowski - racist nerd hating Something Awful spin-off forum (feat. Insane Fat Catlady Stalker Chimping Out)

Solution to the Salotrean Problem?

  • Split Ash into her own thread.

    Votes: 4 12.9%
  • Keep her in this thread's title, since she wanted it to be about her so badly.

    Votes: 27 87.1%

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Yes, Kiwi Farms definitely made Chance Carmichael commit suicide, he certainly didn't die from multiple organ failures caused by his lifelong habit of shoving massive amounts of food down his eating-hole for his own (and others') deviant sexual gratification. I mostly just skipped over the rest, boring and gay.

Why are you pretending to care about any of this, Ashley?
Yeah it's really just very boring. Do the adult members of your family know you're a welcomed member of a website owned by a pedo and have they adjusted your access to their kids accordingly?

Tbh I have no idea who that guy is it's just that this site is responsible for an alarming list of dysfunctional garbage and Josh and his orbiters are worse nightmare people than anyone they stalk
 
So you copied a gotcha post from someone about how bad both Josh and Kiwi Farms are without bothering to do the slightest bit of research into the claims made? How very honest of you, Ashley.
Lmao a "gotcha" is dozens of archived chat posts where he admits to doing all this

Karl i know nobody allows you around kids but jesus dude I really hope nobody allows you anywhere near kids
 
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An underrated MPC moment was Pman trying to argue in favor of women’s suffrage to weev. Like cmon buddy did you really think you were gonna change his mind?
That's odd considering he spent years trying to convince himself and other losers women are invalids (and that fact should get u horny fellow nerds ;) ). One would assume if that line of thinking brought you to a moment where you were discoursing with an exiled histrionic retard that has a swastika on his chest who told the press all women deserve rape (Hi Brian's nieces!) most adult men would immediately consider that a mistake. But that's the late Gen X charm, all the insane overconfidence and bigotry of Boomers crossed with childish amoral and affected striving for novelty and boredom alleviation.

The cool part is Brian does actually hate women and picked his wife because insecurity wouldn't let him choose anyone he respected intellectually. She most likely has some developmental problem since she wasn't even curious about the racists he spent all day talking to on the computer. So he's stuck in the middle of South Dakota forever with someone he can't talk to about ideas, media, culture or anything and married primarily as a symbol he's superior to and more normal than those evil gays. How fucking sad and lonely for both of them!

That's the hilarious part about "trad" nerds like Joshua Pedo Moon declaring he wants a trad marriage to snub those Jews. Nobody sane is going to agree with you that they're inferior and anyone who desires that resignation from anyone is an even bigger fuckup. At best you're going to get alienated from each other and wind up sucked into your own racist chatroom 12 hours a day, at worst the husband is going to be an abusive freak when he inevitably gets bored and resentful. Lol.

Btw Brian's wife's fb (Claudia Uecker) is nothing but 100 photos of her on the same stoop of their house posing with a skinny dock tailed weimaraner he's probably abusing. Year after year and he's never in any of the pics with her. A grim window into how normal and cool the alt right Trump luvr meme movers and shakers always have been, I guess. Bug man. Grab her by the pussy haha remember that guise
 
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Yeah but also that won't change how deeply unhappy you are, so.
Literally just got back from the gym and I feel great Ashley. Combination of runner's high and post-HIIT endorphin pump. Unfortunately these are foreign concepts to you, much like: self-discipline, the pleasure of having small children, or even men looking at you with anything aside from boredom or disgust
 
Literally just got back from the gym and I feel great Ashley. Combination of runner's high and post-HIIT endorphin pump. Unfortunately these are foreign concepts to you, much like: self-discipline, the pleasure of having small children, or even men looking at you with anything aside from boredom or disgust
You stroke your tiny pud to friction burns like every other alt-right forcemeat but please keep replying to this thread like a tryhard BAP clone about your vast harem and sunbathed muscles and how you don't spend every waking hour trying to foist your own misery onto admittedly dumb libs who are still better people than you. I want Brian to constantly know who he influenced.

Like who honestly thinks just working out for 30 minutes a day is some achievement you fucking loser lmao
 
You stroke your tiny pud to friction burns like every other alt-right forcemeat but please keep replying to this thread like a tryhard BAP clone about your vast harem and sunbathed muscles and how you don't spend every waking hour trying to foist your own misery onto admittedly dumb libs who are still better people than you. I want Brian to constantly know who he influenced.

Like who honestly thinks just working out for 30 minutes a day is some achievement you fucking loser lmao
How much do you work out Ashley?
 
please keep replying to this thread like a tryhard BAP clone about your vast harem and sunbathed muscles

:story: Ashley Hutsell Jankowski breathing hard, confirmed BAPfan, has every #HandsomeThursday pic saved on her hard drive for . . . reasons


Like who honestly thinks just working out for 30 minutes a day is some achievement you fucking loser lmao
Mostly people who haven't figured out how to do it despite not having anything else occupying their time. Like you, fatty

Maybe just start with two simple exercises: the fork put-down and the table push-away. Let's not stack your life goals too high.
 
How much do you work out Ashley?
Let me put it this way. It's really funny that the main alt right culture guy right now, Bronze Age Pervert's (non American gay guy Costin Alamariu)'s fame is all about creating an entire mythology around being able to find some time to lift weights in your suburban neocon parent's garage and how everyone who doesn't do that is an inferior human.
 
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