JuniperFalls
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- Nov 9, 2018
Why the fuck do brits use this faggy "stone" measurement for weight? I know it's autistic but I get extremely annoyed whenever I have to read about how many "stones" someone weighs, whatever the fuck that means. I can understand pounds and kilograms, but NO ONE uses "stones".
Because back in the day, when all material goods (especially metals) were considerably more expensive and hard to get than today, people literally used standardized "stones" as units of measuring weight. Today you will only find weigh-stones in museums, because literally nobody uses actual stones as official weights anymore -- the measuring weights you'll find on scales in places ranging from butcher shops to science labs to fatphobic doctor's offices are usually made either of metal or one of those ultradense and ultramodern ceramic compounds -- but, presumably, even after the British government (and scientists) abandoned literal rock stones as measuring tools, the British people still kept the word "stone" in their everyday language to describe how much a person weighs.
You can argue whether this is a quaint bit of linguistic tradition or stupid hidebound bullshit from the Brits -- but I'll note that despite their casual use of "stone" to describe how much a person weighs, the Brits (like almost the entire rest of the world) otherwise use the metric system, an eminently sensible and rational measuring system where everything -- mass, weight, distance, volume, land allotments, anything -- is based on units of ten.
If you want to get MOTI over a ridiculous, old-fashioned, non-intuitive and hard to remember system, I'd recommend the customary or "imperial system," which the British (and all the rest of Europe and Australia and South America and all of Africa except Liberia and all of Asia except Burma) were smart enough to abandon a couple centuries ago, but the United States stubbornly clings to a version of it today. Let's see: for dry weight (or people) it's 16 ounces to a pound and 2,000 pounds to a ton, but for liquid weight it's 16 ounces in a pint, 2 pints in a quart, 4 quarts in a gallon and 63.00021 gallons to a hogshead barrel. (I had to Google that last one.) Then, for distances, you've got 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 1,760 yards (or 5,280 feet) in a mile, and I don't remember and don't feel like looking up how many square feet are in an acre and how many acres in a square mile. Big numbers for both, though.
IMO, so long as the US (and Burma and Liberia) stick to their customary version of the imperial system to measure literally everything, the Brits with their metric system plus "stones" for a person's weight have nothing to feel bad about.