🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Its kinda too late but I would Understand the choice
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Of course no one's ruling out it's really Tyrone's.
Start layin' the groundwork now just in case, faith. "Hey, did you know if you drink a diet coke a day it turns your baby's skin black? So does black licorice, or uh.....having any more sex while pregnant!

I'm sure someone out there is excited though, another solid Lolcow enters the world, naked and afraid.
 
50K MIGHT cover the first year, and that's a big might between all the new stuff to buy, hospital bills, and possible meds for babby or fai fai.
id bet hes gonna use faith to suck up any and all the state and federal aid she can get, i mean i wouldn't put it past him to whore her out to the show guests for diapers at this point
 
Congratulations @theralph for securing our existence and a future white children! 14/88 brother.
Now where is the baby's room in the crack-shack?
The baby will spend its first years in the bathroom sink, isolated from others outside of basic care. Only once it develops enough strength to escape the bathroom and make its way outside to cry for help will it be considered a worthy successor to The Gunt.
 
The sad thing is that once she turns 20 and realizes how much of a retard she was to shack up with this loser, she'll head back to California and make her parents look after the Guntlet. I've literally seen this play out 5+ times with people I know.

The parents usually end up becoming the babysitters of a teen mom's child once she is older and wants to be independent again.
 
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