🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Big Bad Wart]

he is absolutely seething

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305733054263185409 | ARCHIVE
edit: ninja'd

 

[Crystal Golem]

Not really, the hospital probably would catch her drift if she was preggers right ? Could be wrong

Hol up what if that's what triggered her meltdown and she didn't tell anyone not even ralph till after she got out? I mean I know she wants a baby but it hits different when you actually see those two blue lines.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

edit: ninja'd

Archiving will always beat ninja-ing.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick was willing to cuck to the revenge porn, he was willing to delete all mentions of the Ralph drama in chat.
He was willing to duck the masterson pedo defending on twitter.
WHERE HE FINALY TAKES A STAND IS: Ralph threatning another mans grift.
Libertarians are something else.

To be fair, some of those other things will likely unwind on the upcoming PPP show. We'll see. It's already a massive defeat for Dick and Ralph to have PPP on at all. And as Nick said, there's common ground between them on the subject they'll be talking about..

Hell, saying Cuties and loli is degenerate, as they both will, is going to send Dick to the fucking Moon with rage. Have you read that faggot's Twitter?

This was not exactly my intent, but this is actually playing out a lot better than I thought it would. Better than I could have imagined, even. Ralph is furious for being called out. PPP, Godwinson and Dame are dunking on him. The continues to flow.

This is just the begining, just wait till he starts flagging Rackets.

That is a dumb thing to do to a lawyer. He got ANN to back the fuck off when they flagged one of Hero Hei's videos.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Hol up what if that's what triggered her meltdown and she didn't tell anyone not even ralph till after she got out? I mean I know she wants a baby but it hits different when you actually see those two blue lines.

You are right on that, so we might have witnessed the conception of the guntling, and its a scat tape, i am gonna need a bit of water.

 

[Sam Losco]

Lol I love it when Ralph rages. Keep burning those bridges.

 

[KateHikes14]

The guntling exists, and will be our future overlord, first of USA, and shortly after the entire world. If you do not praise the guntling your posts now will doom you, I beseach of all of you, sing praises to its undulating mass, love its vermilion creases, offer all you have to sate its carnivorous and oft cannibalistic desires, for through worship and love alone you can save yourself from its undying appetite. For it knows, it has always existed, it wields the wrath only the most scorned of men feel in their hearts. Anything ill off it you foolishly jotted on this forum will be the testament read at your judgement day.
Heil guntling, heil our people, heil victory.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

If there ever was a time for the bleeding eye, JCaesar Ethan Ralph wojak face, it's tonight. He's SO MAD.

Spoiler: ER BIG MAD

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Hol up what if that's what triggered her meltdown and she didn't tell anyone not even ralph till after she got out? I mean I know she wants a baby but it hits different when you actually see those two blue lines.

We all witnessed the fertilization. Fuck. Somebody start a 9 month countdown from the sex tape leak. Horrifying.

 

[PhoBingas]

You are right on that, so we might have witnessed the conception of the guntling, and its a scat tape, i am gonna need a bit of water.

Water? I need Jameson's and the liquor store is closed.

 

[MeltyTW]

You are right on that, so we might have witnessed the conception of the guntling, and its a scat tape, i am gonna need a bit of water.

We all witnessed the fertilization. Fuck. Somebody start a 9 month countdown from the sex tape leak. Horrifying.

holy shit that poor fucking kid, hes just been announced and conceived and already the karen farms are dabbin on him for being a shit baby, are ya winnin Ralph? do you feel like a chad pussy crushing family man Ralpy ma boy?

To add that might be the only time it could have been conceived, after that was the hospital drama. smuggling her in, weve seen her kingdom hearts hours etc etc, we witnessed a life being born via rlaph getting aroused by a fart

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

We all witnessed the fertilization. Fuck. Somebody start a 9 month countdown from the sex tape leak. Horrifying.

May 18th, 2021

 

[The Real SVP]

This short tempered lashing out at everybody looks like he did, very recently, stop drinking or at least reduced his intake. And like he has no experience with what that can do to your mood. The behavior effects of alcohol withdrawal can hit you pretty hard if you have no idea what's coming.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

holy shit that poor fucking kid, hes just been announced and conceived and already the karen farms are dabbin on him for being a shit baby, are ya winnin Ralph? do you feel like a chad pussy crushing family man Ralpy ma boy?

To add that might be the only time it could have been conceived, after that was the hospital drama. smuggling her in, weve seen her kingdom hearts hours etc etc, we witnessed a life being born via rlaph getting aroused by a fart

@Null make a baby book with highlighted posts and curated memes from this thread for the next merch run/baby shower

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

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May 18th, 2021

the 11th was when the sex tape was released, we dont know when it was filmed.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm just going to say this now. Didder Dax isn't allowed to flip. He must remain gunted for his wretched defense of Cuties.

 

[All becomes gunt]

@Null make a baby book with highlighted posts and curated memes from this thread for the next merch run/baby shower

Cant wait for Rand to start talking to the baby about how Godwinson is a fed.

 

[Horus]

Ralph, now you are going after Rekieta? He was one the last few people on the sperg side of the internet who was honestly just trying to stay out of the situation and run his own show. Yes, he poked fun at the sex tape, but he also went out of his way to be fair to both you and Null.

He calls out a lot of people for deplatfoming, be they friend or foe. You should have taken his tweet about you attempting to deplatform as honest criticism of a hypocritical act on your behalf, and deleted the tweet. Nick probably would have forgotten all about it.

But you have instead given him reason to side against you at the same time people are already abandoning you, and you probably drove a few more of your listeners away.

How does skin as thin as yours hold that gunt in, Ralph?

 

[3 Times Faster]

Could Ralph be seething so hard tonight because the gravity of knocking up an 18 year old and marrying her while her Father is trying to actively destroy him has finally set in?

Ralph you're fucked, and it wasn't Saint Moon, Fraudwinson, PPP or the A-lawgs that fucked you, it was your own scat-addled brain that compelled you to rawdog a clinically insane hole.

 

[Kenobi]

To be fair, some of those other things will likely unwind on the upcoming PPP show. We'll see. It's already a massive defeat for Dick and Ralph to have PPP on at all. And as Nick said, there's common ground between them on the subject they'll be talking about..

Hell, saying Cuties and loli is degenerate, as they both will, is going to send Dick to the fucking Moon with rage. Have you read that faggot's Twitter?

This was not exactly my intent, but this is actually playing out a lot better than I thought it would. Better than I could have imagined, even. Ralph is furious for being called out. PPP, Godwinson and Dame are dunking on him. The continues to flow.



That is a dumb thing to do to a lawyer. He got ANN to back the fuck off when they flagged one of Hero Hei's videos.