🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Mundane Ralph]

How does skin as thin as yours hold that gunt in, Ralph?

I'm worried Faith might drown in a deluge of fat when the gunt skin finally breaks.

 

[TherapyMan]

No slight is too minor for Ralph to explode at. He's like a child throwing a tantrum at everyone around him because he's upset. Embarrassing.

 

[Gaydurr]

Mundane Jarbo is dabbing on Ralph live, if anyone's interested.

 

[buying gf]

Cant wait for Rand to start talking to the baby about how Godwinson is a fed.

I misread that as Rand talking about how the baby is a fed. Which, considering the ammo box incident, isn't too far off for Rand.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Could Ralph be seething so hard tonight because the gravity of knocking up an 18 year old and marrying her while her Father is trying to actively destroy him has finally set in?

Ralph you're fucked, and it wasn't Saint Moon, Fraudwinson, PPP or the A-lawgs that fucked you, it was your own scat-addled brain that compelled you to rawdog a clinically insane hole.

Possibly. I'm also inclined to believe @The Real SVP's take on things. I thought for sure he was drunk tonight. But it's also possible that a daily drinker attempting to take a break to own the Aylawg Cult might be seething from withdrawals and he can't cope with reality, his worst enemy.

 

[ClipBitch]

Last show, or perhaps the last-last show, he talked about wanting to finish the show and grab a drink. I think it was the one before dlive yelled at him. I doubt he's dry.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm just going to say this now. Didder Dax isn't allowed to flip. He must remain gunted for his wretched defense of Cuties.

Ralph as the SS Kiwi laughs at his request for a redemption arc via mocking ralph's scat porn

swim to the coast yourself Dax, see if one man alone can be an island now you lolbert literal faggot lol

 

[soy_king]

"The walking soundboard"
Ralph's actually right for once. The world has gone mad.

He's only right because he's using Godwinson's insult.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

That money in the bank is going to dry up real fucking quick if you're raising a kid. One hospital bill and you're instantly out 11k. I keep hearing he has 50k or so saved up. That's worthless in the face of a kid.

One thought tugboat fren.

 

[True Friend]

Every time I check back on this thread, more things happen.
I can't keep up!

 

[chops]

This short tempered lashing out at everybody looks like he did, very recently, stop drinking or at least reduced his intake. And like he has no experience with what that can do to your mood. The behavior effects of alcohol withdrawal can hit you pretty hard if you have no idea what's coming.

But this is how he normally acts...

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

(some time in the near future)



Ethan: Oh, no. We're too late. These people have all been infected! They may look fine now, but it's just a matter of time before they turn into the a-logs!
Gator: What?
Ethan: This entire Discord must be purged.
Gator: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Ethan: Damn it, Gator! As your future simp, I order you to purge this server!
Gator: You are not my simp yet, boy! Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Ethan: Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Gator: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Ethan?
Ethan: Have I? TheGatorGamer, by my right of leadership of Gamergate 2.0, I hereby relieve you of your command and suspend your jannies from service.
Dame Pesos: Ethan! You can't just--
Ethan: It's done! Those of you who have the will to endure as my guntguard, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my sight!
Gator: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Ethan.
Ethan: Dame Pesos?
Dame Pesos: I'm sorry, Ethan. I can't watch you do this.

 

[A Logging Company]

Calling it now: Faith is lying to Ralph about being pregnant.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

(sone time in the near future)



Ethan: Oh, no. We're too late. These people have all been infected! They may look fine now, but it's just a matter of time before they turn into the a-logs!
Gator: What?
Ethan: This entire Discord must be purged.
Gator: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Ethan: Damn it, Gator! As your future simp, I order you to purge this server!
Gator: You are not my simp yet, boy! Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Ethan: Then I must consider this an act of treason.
Gator: Treason? Have you lost your mind, Ethan?
Ethan: Have I? TheGatorGamer, by my right of leadership of Gamergate 2.0, I hereby relieve you of your command and suspend your jannies from service.
Dame Pesos: Ethan! You can't just--
Ethan: It's done! Those of you who have the will to endure as my guntguard, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my sight!
Gator: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Ethan.
Ethan: Dame Pesos?
Dame Pesos: I'm sorry, Ethan. I can't watch you do this.

replace gator with Nick and it's perfect

 

[Pump Meat]

God damn this Ethan Ralph saga just doesn't slow down like it use to, it just keeps accelerating with very little ebb and flow.

Ralph losing his shit on friends and supporters is to be expected and it will only continue; Ralph's substance abuse will ensure it. As stress continues to mount, he'll lean more heavily on his alcohol and pills to get him through uncomfortable emotions and situations. The more people try to talk to him about it, the more agitated it'll make him, and his go-to cope will be to get inebriated.

God help us if his California child-bride has been bred by him. Someone truly innocent in that nest of poverty and dysfunction.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Calling it now: Faith is lying to Ralph about being pregnant.

The only way I see that happening is if the honey moon act is over and Ralph has been physically beating her, so she claimed pregnant to stop the abuse. Piece of shit like ralph would probably just say "your face aint pregnatn, come on gaydor we're going mobile home shoppin".

 

[MeltyTW]

God damn this Ethan Ralph saga just doesn't slow down like it use to, it just keeps accelerating with very little ebb and flow.

Ralph losing his shit on friends and supporters is to be expected and it will only continue; Ralph's substance abuse will ensure it. As stress continues to mount, he'll lean more heavily on his alcohol and pills to get him through uncomfortable emotions and situations. The more people try to talk to him about it, the more agitated it'll make him, and his go-to cope will be to get inebriated.

God help us if his California child-bride has been bred by him. Someone truly innocent in that nest of poverty and dysfunction.

See @theralph , the alawgs tricked you into not drinking and now theyre mocking the withdrawal symptoms they knew would come about, own the alwags ralph, swig that drink, sniff that bar and let limpdicked kiwis know that the retort aint gonna abort

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Mundane Jarbo is dabbing on Ralph live, if anyone's interested.

I'm not, but it's still funny watching Matt fuck with Ralph.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Calling it now: Faith is lying to Ralph about being pregnant.

If School Days is any indication, we will be getting a nice (tug)boat soon

 

[ClipBitch]