Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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At the same time one of the few redeeming aspects of Bob is the genuine love he shows to his family especially his niece.
Genuine love would be keeping children as far away from Twitter as possible. Not using them as props to try and win Good Boy Points from female followers and pretend that his brother's children makes him any less childless.
Chris hopefully isn't stupid enough to whore his kids out like that,
Chris is stupid enough to whore himself out for that dumb podcast. Just hope he doesn't quit his day job.
 
Bobby replies to Jake Alley's googleshng (Jake's thread is here, and I've reposted it in proper prose form here.)
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I've seen this sentiment before. About 20 years ago I've talked with a company manager, who deplored at STEM grads' lack of "lateral thinking" skills. She would rather hire someone with a Humanities background and teach them Excel, than to hire a science nerd. It was easy to sympathize with her, in the halcyon days before Social Justice, when "Humanities" means The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and Beowulf in original Old English, not intersectional feminism and white guilt.


Spirituality is not bad, unless it impedes Superior Future. That's why indigenous ooga-booga shit is inherently good.
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That's how it is, innit. He really fucking thinks fully automated gay space future hasn't come to pass yet because the neckbeards who make that stuff happen are also the ones holding it back, because somethingsomething white men. Science is magic and is just there, ripe for the picking if the right-minded people come along.
Yet again, Bob suprises me with his ignorance. I know it shouldn't surprise me anymore, but here we are. He really believes he's a thinker, but he has absolutely zero knowledge about how science and engineering works beyond how it is on the silver screen. You'd think his brother could tell him (and also punch him in the face for being painfully ignorant on the subject)...
And of course, Bob's stance on science being the solution for everything crumbles quickly if as troon or minority is to be appeased.
 
Isn't punk inherently reactionary? A reaction against the current zeitgeist of things?

Punk is as reactionary as the hippy-free-love movement was in the 60's. A cash-grab by the suits by selling revolution t-shirts.

At least the popular punk, or the "classic" punk that fart sniffers jerk off to. Take for example the lyrics to "God Save the Queen" by the Sex Pistols - release date 1977. 3 years later the anglos were stabbing the Rhodesians in the back. So much for a fascist regime. On the other hand there's the Dead Kennedy's, which in its heyday would have smashed a bottle over Fantano's head or GG Allin whom Fagtano would have called an incel rocker (sorry, I'll take my melon-head a-logging to his own thread).

YA novels work on YA because it's all style over substance, their worlds would collapse under some critical scrutiny.
For good worldbuilding, take something like Shadowrun for example: cities are open-warfare zones controlled by either megacorps that openly worship ancient demons (Aztechnology) or crime syndicates. Police has been fully privatized and if you don't let yourself be branded by a digital number you lose your rights as a person. Why do people still live there? Because 50kms in any direction you can and will be eaten by a Chimera or impaled by a unicorn. Countries have collapsed so the only remains of civilization are city states. How can you feed that many people without arable land? Hydroponics fuelled by literal magic.
Why not overthrow the demon worshipping megacorp? Because Aztechnology is the world's leader in food exports since they make blood sacrifices for good harvest (kind of, I'm oversimplifying it). When AZ goes into corporate wars there are famines.

This is grimdark, punk and internally coherent.

That's how it is, innit. He really fucking thinks fully automated gay space future hasn't come to pass yet because the neckbeards who make that stuff happen are also the ones holding it back, because somethingsomething white men. Science is magic and is just there, ripe for the picking if the right-minded people come along.
Yet again, Bob suprises me with his ignorance. I know it shouldn't surprise me anymore, but here we are. He really believes he's a thinker, but he has absolutely zero knowledge about how science and engineering works beyond how it is on the silver screen. You'd think his brother could tell him (and also punch him in the face for being painfully ignorant on the subject)...
And of course, Bob's stance on science being the solution for everything crumbles quickly if as troon or minority is to be appeased.

Science right now is hopium. Hope that the billion dollars you have spent year to date will give you a return of investment higher than 0. Now let's talk economics, how many people graduate with an engineering degree per college, per city, per year? How many of them really will bring you the next trillion dollar idea?
And how many of them are Chris Chipman who describes himself as "a engineer".
I detest the "I fucking love science" crowd because they have a paper that proves they can solve an equation (under perfect conditions with Pi =3) but their actual contributions to science is signing a budget, tracking invoices or selling overpriced machinery without guarantee on the repairs.

I have to side with Bob (bare with me) but only by asking the question: if 99% of the companies just need "a guy" and the roles between a STEM dudebro and a BIPOC with a humanities degree is interchangeable why did either of them need to go to college in the first place?
 
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Movieblob saying "Manifest Destiny is wrong because it was wrong" is some basic bitch tier circular reasoning. You'd think it wouldn't kill him to you know, actually say WHY it's wrong, but as another poster pointed out, Mario Galaxy Smoothbrain Bob can't actually think (and thus articulate why it's wrong).
I'd rather have arguments for why Manifest Destiny is good.
Because if Bob had to look at the questions, he'd start running afoul of what differentiates manifest destiny from globalism.

And that's a series of questions he does NOT want to start asking.

(also I could sperg about worldbuilding all day - @TopTierHealer and @Mola Ram should go drinking with me sometime)
 
Isn't punk inherently reactionary? A reaction against the current zeitgeist of things?
Technically, yes.
But like many other common words, "reaction" has a slightly different meaning here. For these people the "reaction" is always the counter-revolutionary reaction, with the revolutionary action coming from the communist revolutionaries. So "reactionary" is always rightwing/anti-communist/fascist by (their) definition.
As for "hopepunk", I guess it's just doing the current trend of putting "punk" at the end of something and claiming it's its own donutsteel thing, and "hopepunk" sounds like it's this kinda cancelled-after-three-issues Marvel comic shit by a very diverse writer about some random post-apocalypse where all the white people died so while everyone is poor, everyone is also happy and diversely non-white and thus there's hope or whatever. It's an inversion of all the grimdark shit, but instead of going all crystal spires and togas (sorry for the TVTropes terminology) it's all native and close to nature and whatnot, which is what makes it "punk".
 
Isn't punk inherently reactionary? A reaction against the current zeitgeist of things?
"Punk" doesn't really have a meaning any more. It could be a genre of music, a kind of fashion, a suffix to describe a gerne (cyberpunk, steampunk, dieselpunk) or even things that are generally anti-establishment. That last one is key here.

Social justice warriors, lefties, antifa, progressives, whatever you want to call them, latched onto the idea that they were punks rebelling against the system, despite having the backing of all major corporations and mainstream media.
 
"Punk" doesn't really have a meaning any more. It could be a genre of music, a kind of fashion, a suffix to describe a gerne (cyberpunk, steampunk, dieselpunk) or even things that are generally anti-establishment. That last one is key here.

Social justice warriors, lefties, antifa, progressives, whatever you want to call them, latched onto the idea that they were punks rebelling against the system, despite having the backing of all major corporations and mainstream media.
Which always poses the question, what happens when anti-establishment becomes the establishment? It's like "if you got what you wanted, why are you still complaining?"
 
Which always poses the question, what happens when anti-establishment becomes the establishment? It's like "if you got what you wanted, why are you still complaining?"
It becomes what we are witnessing currently. People who think they have clout but are really a bunch of empty posers.
 
Which always poses the question, what happens when anti-establishment becomes the establishment? It's like "if you got what you wanted, why are you still complaining?"

You have to move the goalposts. If your entire identity revolves around being progressive or oppressed or anti-establishment, you can never say that things are "good enough".
 
You have to move the goalposts. If your entire identity revolves around being progressive or oppressed or anti-establishment, you can never say that things are "good enough".
Another way of moving the goalposts is to argue that they aren't really the establishment.

Game review site GiantBomb did this a lot. Owned by an international media company and one of the most popular games websites, but still claimed to be a homegrown group of little guys struggling to get by.

There are a lot of examples, but I can't think of them right now. Such as one guy that claimed that every business should be a worker owned co-op, except his because he founded it and worked hard to build it up.
 
Bob and Chip commemorate the anniversary of the most pathetic autobiography and most boring Let's Play ever released.

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Do you think anyone has ever actually read the parts where Bob describes stomping on Goombas and hitting blocks the whole way through?
 
Bob and Chip commemorate the anniversary of the most pathetic autobiography and most boring Let's Play ever released.

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Do you think anyone has ever actually read the parts where Bob describes stomping on Goombas and hitting blocks the whole way throygh?

Reminder that Bob is only 32 or 33 in these pics.
 
Isn't punk inherently reactionary? A reaction against the current zeitgeist of things?

Yes and no, at least from my experience. The idea of punk is that it's lashing out against the system, culture, and generally attempting to slaughter some sacred cows. Punk itself, back in its inception was in and of itself reactionary and a bit of a critique of music as it was. Punk was outsider stuff that didn't work with the traditional concept of music. A lot of it (at least american punk) wasn't even necessarily super political. Currently punk is a term co-opted by people who don't really understand it and only see the hyper political aspect of it, and because at the time of punk's inception the world was a much more conservative place, more mainstream punk has taken a very liberal bent, rather than being opposed to the system in general. There still exists a lot of it that is against the current cultural zeitgeist, but you gotta go digging. Hell, some of it is even punk music about how punk music is shitty and formulaic now.

That's how it is, innit. He really fucking thinks fully automated gay space future hasn't come to pass yet because the neckbeards who make that stuff happen are also the ones holding it back, because somethingsomething white men. Science is magic and is just there, ripe for the picking if the right-minded people come along.
Yet again, Bob suprises me with his ignorance. I know it shouldn't surprise me anymore, but here we are. He really believes he's a thinker, but he has absolutely zero knowledge about how science and engineering works beyond how it is on the silver screen. You'd think his brother could tell him (and also punch him in the face for being painfully ignorant on the subject)...
And of course, Bob's stance on science being the solution for everything crumbles quickly if as troon or minority is to be appeased.

I'm pretty close to the whole automated future thing, just based on my field of study and work. Bob is a retard because even if we could, realistically, implement a fully automated workforce tomorrow it wouldn't happen. There's so many huge ethical issues that need to be addressed along with how catastrophic that sort of change would be culturally and economically. Whenever I get to read Bob's rants about the robo-future and how little he actually understands what he asking for, and the amount of work required. Like, the immediate thing off the bat that Bob doesn't get is: who's making these bots, and what's stopping them from just flicking a switch to force the head of the company, or the head of the current government, into power forever, enforced by robots that are in everyone's home?
 
Like, the immediate thing off the bat that Bob doesn't get is: who's making these bots, and what's stopping them from just flicking a switch to force the head of the company, or the head of the current government, into power forever, enforced by robots that are in everyone's home?
The thing is, Bob would be fine with that as long as they have a (D) next to their name.
 
The whole problem with manifest destiny being called good or bad was that the only alternatives that were available in early america were just as violent.


Also Bob thinking that paganistic/tribal beliefs have not impeded science is flat out wrong. Kennewick Man was the most complete early human skeletal remains ever found, and the natives had a big court battle to "reclaim their ancestor". It was looking like The Kennewick Man was going to prove that the native americans turned out to be not that native after all and there were much much earlier tribes that were genocided by the later waves from siberia. So the court gave the bones back to the natives in which they promptly destroyed them so they could still claim their victimhood.

 
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Bob and Chip commemorate the anniversary of the most pathetic autobiography and most boring Let's Play ever released.

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Do you think anyone has ever actually read the parts where Bob describes stomping on Goombas and hitting blocks the whole way through?
There was a hilarious phase in the immediate aftermath of the Book Tour where Bob thought he was now a successful author and scrambled to assemble the transcripts of all his reviews (as well as every article/column he had written since going by MovieBob) into a collection of e-books he was certain would sell like hot cakes. They're still in his store. I think he stopped promoting them a matter of days after Brick by Brick leaked and he realized most people were interested in it as a meme.
 
Bobby replies to Jake Alley's googleshng (Jake's thread is here, and I've reposted it in proper prose form here.)
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It's amazing how far Bob's "science is magic" mentality goes. It's not just utopian futuristic technology like universal automation; simply having a calculator will make you every bit as competent in STEM matters as someone with an education in that field, no matter your background. I wouldn't be surprised if he considers himself a genius filmmaker because he uses an editing program for his videos, and his claims of being a precocious prodigy stemmed from playing Mario every day in his childhood.

Also lol at Bob berating anyone for "not understanding how humans work".
 
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