Richard C. Kyanka v. Ashley K. Martin (2020) - Lowtax's second divorce

Rich's Vindication Patreon Redemption World Tour is about to begin. I hope the restraining order doesn't get continued and is handled today as well. He has a speeding ticket hearing at the end of the month. Next month he has the domestic abuse hearing on the 8th of October and a case management meeting scheduled for Megan's custody case on the 13th. Mandatory court appearance in Missouri starts at 25+mph so he doesn't have to attend that one unless he wants to fight it. He should show up given his money problems and how often police don't, but this is Lowtax we're talking about. He'll be in court more times in the period of a month than most people are in their entire lives even if he skips out on the ticket.

This would be rock bottom for a lot of people. Your kids are at risk of being taken away from you, you're recovering from surgery, you have pending criminal charges (possibly felony), your business has tanked, you have multiple tax liens on you, you have lawyers and a GAL to pay, you crashed and burned two relationships in spectacular fashion in just over 6 months. It's a testament to Rich's addiction and narcissism that he's willing to ride this train all the way to hell.

edit. Bench trial was rescheduled. Looks like the restraining order hearing was held and another hearing for it was scheduled for the new bench trial date.
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Leonard Helplessness said:
December 2. Hope that DV shelter is comfortable. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be homeless with a child to care for for over a fucking year.
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Oh, I doubt she’s still in a shelter. They usually have transition programs that get them into apartments or homes after a few weeks/months. The shelter is to ensure their safety, let them get their bearings and stable. Once they are on their feet they have programs that assist them into their own homes. A DV shelter is always a temporary accommodation while plans for longer term ones are made. Ashley having to get a work permit probably makes it a little harder.

At this point Lowtax would also be paying child support of some kind while the divorce plays out. Him trying to hide assets, rent/lease everything, etc..will probably make the financial aspects of the divorce a nightmare to deal with.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
At this point Lowtax would also be paying child support of some kind while the divorce plays out. Him trying to hide assets, rent/lease everything, etc..will probably make the financial aspects of the divorce a nightmare to deal with.
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If he does that, and he will, and if he gets caught, which he also will, that kind of willful nonsupport is a crime ranging up to a felony. There's an escalating series of sanctions that kick in, and while it may take years for it to catch up with a deadbeat, that debt doesn't go away. If the kid ends up on welfare because of it, the state can also sue the deadbeat for every penny of it back. And people who have pulled this shit (and some who were innocent of ill intent but got saddled with completely unreasonable awards), have ended up doing serious time for it.

Usually, the first time they haul some shithead off to jail and let him cool his heels until he comes up with some money, it suddenly appears despite the wails of poverty that preceded it.
 
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AnOminous said:
If he does that, and he will, and if he gets caught, which he also will, that kind of willful nonsupport is a crime ranging up to a felony. There's an escalating series of sanctions that kick in, and while it may take years for it to catch up with a deadbeat, that debt doesn't go away. If the kid ends up on welfare because of it, the state can also sue the deadbeat for every penny of it back. And people who have pulled this shit (and some who were innocent of ill intent but got saddled with completely unreasonable awards), have ended up doing serious time for it.

Usually, the first time they haul some shithead off to jail and let him cool his heels until he comes up with some money, it suddenly appears despite the wails of poverty that preceded it.
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Lowtax thought he could cheat the tax man as his liens attest. He doesn’t learn lessons, so I figure he will try similar shit with the divorce. His brilliant plan to just have her deported to Canada didn’t work out so plan B will be some other way to try and brutally fuck her over.

However, give current circumstances Lowtax pleading poverty will have more merit than ever before. I’m curious if he’s still renting a 3,000 sq ft house to lay in bed, eat pills and stare at screens all day in. Seems like he could make do with a 100 sq foot room as long as it fits his bed, computer and fifteen year old Aeron chair.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Lowtax thought he could cheat the tax man as his liens attest. He doesn’t learn lessons, so I figure he will try similar shit with the divorce. His brilliant plan to just have her deported to Canada didn’t work out so plan B will be some other way to try and brutally fuck her over.

However, give current circumstances Lowtax pleading poverty will have more merit than ever before. I’m curious if he’s still renting a 3,000 sq ft house to lay in bed, eat pills and stare at screens all day in. Seems like he could make do with a 100 sq foot room as long as it fits his bed, computer and fifteen year old Aeron chair.
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The problem with the current house is that it's too small. He was able to survive with Megan and the kids so long because they had a nearly 8,000sqft home. There were enough rooms to run and hide in from their incessant wants and needs. He only had a mere few hundred square foot basement to basement to hide from Ashley and his new baby. Ashley ruled the above ground with an iron fist and turned Lowtax into the inhuman C.H.U.D. we see before us. What's a man to do in that situation?
 
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AnOminous said:
If he does that, and he will, and if he gets caught, which he also will, that kind of willful nonsupport is a crime ranging up to a felony. There's an escalating series of sanctions that kick in, and while it may take years for it to catch up with a deadbeat, that debt doesn't go away. If the kid ends up on welfare because of it, the state can also sue the deadbeat for every penny of it back. And people who have pulled this shit (and some who were innocent of ill intent but got saddled with completely unreasonable awards), have ended up doing serious time for it.

Usually, the first time they haul some shithead off to jail and let him cool his heels until he comes up with some money, it suddenly appears despite the wails of poverty that preceded it.
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Jackson county is overwhelmed with nonsupport cases they hardly ever file them. If they do it's usually only as a contempt action and not as a criminal case. I have sever clients who are over 50k in arrears and when they finally came after them all they had to do was start paying some token amount (like $50-200) a month towards the arrears.
 
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waffle said:
Jackson county is overwhelmed with nonsupport cases they hardly ever file them. If they do it's usually only as a contempt action and not as a criminal case. I have sever clients who are over 50k in arrears and when they finally came after them all they had to do was start paying some token amount (like $50-200) a month towards the arrears.
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Great. Maybe Richard picked the best place in the world to be a deadbeat piece of shit. Hope the mothers or the children have the resources to go after him if the county doesn't. Sounds like the pedophile trailer parks in Florida if they're overwhelmed with them.
 
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TinyKitty said:
I couldn't believe that square footage was real, so I googled it. Yup, 6 bd, 5.5 ba, 7,878 square feet. Every single one of his houses has been a hideous McMansion, but at least Doom Haus was just an ordinary-sized tract home. This gargantuan abortion looks like an Extended Stay America that was dropped in the middle of a cornfield.

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It’s furnished even worse than an extended stay America too. The current photos on realtor (idk if that’s from the Lowtax sale era) it looks outfitted with late 1990’s big lots furniture - micro suede and overstuffed abortions galore. As if the entire house took a huge dump on good design

Did his sister buy one of his houses?

All of Lowtax’s homes are McMansion Hell candidates.
 
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I don't think Rich really wants custody of his kids except as a way to win arguments on the internet. He clearly dislikes being a father and has gone long stretches without seeing them without missing them. In his mind the worst thing about losing custody/the exes getting full custody is how dang dirty trolls will taunt him with it.
 
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Terrorist said:
I don't think Rich really wants custody of his kids except as a way to win arguments on the internet. He clearly dislikes being a father and has gone long stretches without seeing them without missing them. In his mind the worst thing about losing custody/the exes getting full custody is how dang dirty trolls will taunt him with it.
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I don't think he wants to actually care for the kids but I do think he doesn't want to pay anymore than he already does in child support. If he has custody then he doesn't have to pay more.
 
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Slur Slurry said:
I don't think he wants to actually care for the kids but I do think he doesn't want to pay anymore than he already does in child support. If he has custody then he doesn't have to pay more.
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This was before his patreon tanked through the floor. I still wonder if we'll get to see him move in with Mom and Dadtax when this is all over. I don't see how he could possibly afford the lawyers for all 3 of his court cases, alimony for Ashley, child support for his youngest, multiple tax liens, a GTR lease, and renting a mcmansion even if he's doing a lot better on tenbux and animated tranny avatars.
 
tantric_depressive said:
Alright, the way people used to refer to his mother as some type of prosecutor in the region made me think that his family must've had some other type of political connections/pull, for people to have that mistaken impression about her in the first place. Probably just a case of goons who think they know everything, misinterpreting something wrong way back, never being willing to concede their wrongess, and noone bothering to check if it's true before adding that wrong fact into other narratives
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Some small jurisdictions use part-time prosecutors who are hired when the caseload requires it and otherwise do private practice. You might also see judges and attorneys working across multiple jurisdictions within a state if the need for full-time work isn't there. This isn't as high-profile as being a full-time DA in a major city but it does enable the lawyer to network with a huge range of people. The structure in a place like Lee's Summit probably has changed drastically since Carol graduated law school from "semi-rural area in the general orbit of KC" to full-on major suburb that probably has a much busier docket in 2020.

It's also possible that she worked in a prosecutor's office starting out and then went private later, which is not uncommon as a career path, assuming she does crim law at all which I don't know anything about.
 
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Terrorist said:
I don't think Rich really wants custody of his kids except as a way to win arguments on the internet. He clearly dislikes being a father and has gone long stretches without seeing them without missing them. In his mind the worst thing about losing custody/the exes getting full custody is how dang dirty trolls will taunt him with it.
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He just wants to take a picture of them and gloat, then immediately get drunk and pass out and forget them until they're 18.
 
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