🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Sasquatch82 said:
Ralph, I don't like you, but I'm willing to bet you haven't seen any proof. Get confirmation, or failing that, save yourself a LIFETIME of misery. Her parents personally warned you that she's out of her tree, and you know it.
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Wouldn't it be so much darker if Faith doesn't even know that she's supposedly pregnant? She's just sitting there in the middle of Guntasia, smoking weed and playing Kingdom Hearts abiding by their agreement that she will serve chicken sandwiches and occasionally descend into the mines to service the gunt. No phone, no contact with the outside world, no idea what's going on. He hasn't SPOKEN the words that she's pregnant because she might overhear! But he type-type-types all about it.

Ralph has invented stuff out of whole cloth before, why not this? Like the Ralph Retort story, no one believes someone vomited on his dick he doesn't have enough dick to trigger a gag reflex. Or that Nora and him left things on good terms. Or him and Ade. Or him and that girl that looked like she escaped a secret government lab. Or him graduating from high school, or him graduating college. Or him not knowing who PPP is. I could go on and on but I have things to do today.

Point is he lies constantly. He's got this low-level animalistic cunning that can get him out of short-term jams but it always backfires and he ends up in bigger trouble later.
 
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If Faith is, in fact, pregnant with a guntling than Ralph must keep her from California for 9 whole months (because I'm pretty sure Cali will just stomp on a baby's head if requested).

If she escapes and actually gets an abortion, it will be the only time I will laugh at someone for having their child aborted. I remember him telling Sargon, live, that he was glad his kid died in reference to his wife's miscarriage. He gave a half-assed apology later that amounted to "uh a shouldn't had said that but fuck Sargon". To my knowledge Sargon cut off all contact with Ralph and didn't mention him again after that. I will torment and taunt the ever living fuck out of Ralph if that happens.

That's what's so wonderful about you, Ralph. Everything is fair game.
 
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ShakkaAhmose said:
Pretty much this. Ralph is too proud to let that happen and his audience would disapprove of an abortion. if karma is anything, his child will be either half black or possibly miscarriage.
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If the baby is half black, ralph will have to put bibble and warksi through a polygraph to know which one cucked him
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
I wonder if this is how the Vickers got Faith?
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Considering the 4 kids they had after and that they were both around 20 i doubt it. Although that does bring up a good point. How was Faith's pregnancy complicated? You would think the first one and it being done at the best age would mean faiths birth would have been easy not hard.
 
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ShakkaAhmose said:
My money is on Bibble. He is doing the biggest undercover op.
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I'm praying so hard the kid is Bibbles and the meth whore runs away with him, I'm pretty sure that'd end the killstream.


2020Suicide said:
Considering the 4 kids they had after and that they were both around 20 i doubt it. Although that does bring up a good point. How was Faith's pregnancy complicated? You would think the first one and it being done at the best age would mean faiths birth would have been easy not hard.
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Who knows? Maybe she came out feet first and is brain damaged. I had a cat years ago that was born backwards. A lovable 'tard that would get stuck in corners.
 
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GogglyGoblin said:
Which one is it?

I) The baby is born and the Gunt and Faith decide to clean up their lives and become a normal, happy couple.
II) Faith dies during childbirth leaving Ethan Ralph, notorious alcoholic and retard, to raise a child by himself.
III) Faith has never been pregnant.
IV) Faith realizes she fucked up soon enough and aborts Ethan's baby.
V) Faith realizes she fucked up but too late, goes back home and hands the kid to her parents so she can go back to being a methhead with no obligations.

I love happy stories so I go with this is all a lie to own the aylawgs.
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I) is a pipedream, II) sounds like a shitter Clannad After Story, and III) sounds like School Days, but again worse; henceforth, only III), IV), and V) seem reasonable. III) is probably the most likely, but I expect V) only if Faith wises up, which would make this the "good" timeline (which should say a lot). I would say II) could be intresting just to see if ER can change from such a shock of pretty much killing someone.
 
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Null said:
A real man wouldn't have brought up a kid as fucked up as Faith to begin with.
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That's an ignorant statement. It doesn't matter how well you raise someone if they are fucked in the head to begin with.

Girls are especially difficult because the majority of the time, they are at the mercy of their hormones and emotions. There is a reason why women being bitchy and crazy during their periods is a stereotype. Ones that aren't are either lucky, or on the right birth control that levels it out. If Faith is preggo, then she obviously wasn't on birth control. I'd bet money she's like this because of hormones. I won't go into details because it'll be TMI, but I speak from personal experience; my sister.

If we were talking about a boy, I could maybe agree with you, but a girl, no way.

I still do think the parents are idiots for doing what they are doing. I only encourage it because it's funny and it fucks with Ralph. I don't blame them for Faith being crazy. If what they said about her almost dropping out of high school and them keeping her in, and then giving her a job at their business, etc etc, it seems like they tried. Bitch is just crazy.
 
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So, does anyone know if there's going to be a restream tonight? I Should be off work well before the killstream starts so I can fire up my shit if need be. The channels I made specifically for sniping should be ready when the killstream starts. I'll also post a link later in the evening or come back and edit this post if the thread is slow. 🌈
 
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