🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Apprently Reeethan has been freaking out at @adezero
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It is a complete cliche, but people do their best thinking in the shower.

As I was taking a shower this morning, chuckleing about all this, I did a bit of a thought exercise: "How would I briefly describe this entire thing to people who know nothing about it?"

I came up with "quintessentially southern".

Think about it. You have a boozed up ex-con of shitty Scots-Irish descent who can't hold a job, whose only achievement is being proud of being born in a part of the country that managed to fight the Federal Government fairly well for a few years a long time ago. An uneducated child-bride who is pregnant out of wedlock. And a terminally ill soon-to-be grandma living with both of them in a house that is not even fit to let dogs live in it.

This is the entire concept of "southern white-trash" made manifest before our very eyes. I can't wait until they name the baby some absolute atrocity of a southern name like "Bubba", "Virginia", "Brandy", or "Jesse".
 
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lol ethan mentioned faith was affected by all this too, and the one thing i believe from the child isis tape is her reading this thread. all we have to do to abort the retort is stress faith out.

Faith you are shitty cook and no man will ever find your skanky dirty ass attractive unless they literally huff farts, you will die unfulfilled as both a mother and a woman having never climaxed, having never did all the things people without kids in their youth get to do, and without a real honest meaningful relationship with either your husband or your child who will both resent you. your only experience with love will be being stuck with a simp you tried to scam in a con that went too far.

Everyone despises you including ralph's fanbase and your family

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lol i guess laying off meant only trying to make ethan kill himself once a day instead of several, how generous
 
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Horus said:
It is a complete cliche, but people do their best thinking in the shower.

As I was taking a shower this morning, chuckleing about all this, I did a bit of a thought exercise: "How would I briefly describe this entire thing to people who know nothing about it?"

This is the entire concept of "southern white-trash" made manifest before our very eyes. I can't wait until they name the baby some absolute atrocity of a southern name like "Bubba", "Virginia", "Brandy", or "Jesse".
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People think best in the shower because there are no distractions, also seeing how Maker's Mark is the official beverage of Ralph replace "Brandy" with "Whiskey" and you got a good set of possible names... Whiskey Ralph would make an extremely cheezy western outlaw name so I am with that. It would be a living manifestation of naming your kid after the thing you love.
 
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People think best in the shower because there are no distractions, also seeing how Maker's Mark is the official beverage of Ralph replace "Brandy" with "Whiskey" and you got a good set of possible names... Whiskey Ralph would make an extremely cheezy western outlaw name so I am with that. It would be a living manifestation of naming your kid after the thing you love.
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I think he's going to name it after his one true love. Dick Ralph.
 
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Apprently Reeethan has been freaking out at @adezero
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AHAHAHA he's so fucking illiterate idiot that when Josh made the 'you're not Hunter S Thompson' tweet his response was to get a picture of Johnny Depp and put his face over it.
You are only proving him right Ralph, the only thing you know about HST is that movie and maybe what you'll read on Wikipedia after you see people are laughing at you for it.

Also @adezero does he actually have something on you and if not then why protect him? What would cause him to "go nuclear"? Why post the edited message at all?
Never mind, just saw the tweet.
 
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Calling it...

If it's a fake pregnancy, there will be a "miscarriage" after he royally fucks up yet again and he blames the AY LAWWGS for causing Faith "stress" once he's called out on it.

If it's a real pregnancy, insert "almost lost the baby" a time or two which will mysteriously happen every time Daddy V gets a leg up on him (should Daddy V still have ammo at that point) or whenever he gets buried on Twatter again.

And since it's relatively easy for the afore-mentioned AY LAWWWWWGS to check for hospital admissions, when he's called to carpet for it being fake, he'll manipulate that into "SEE? YOU'RE MAKING FAITH UPSET" type horseshit.


Horus said:
It is a complete cliche, but people do their best thinking in the shower.

As I was taking a shower this morning, chuckleing about all this, I did a bit of a thought exercise: "How would I briefly describe this entire thing to people who know nothing about it?"

I came up with "quintessentially southern".

Think about it. You have a boozed up ex-con of shitty Scots-Irish descent who can't hold a job, whose only achievement is being proud of being born in a part of the country that managed to fight the Federal Government fairly well for a few years a long time ago. An uneducated child-bride who is pregnant out of wedlock. And a terminally ill soon-to-be grandma living with both of them in a house that is not even fit to let dogs live in it.

This is the entire concept of "southern white-trash" made manifest before our very eyes. I can't wait until they name the baby some absolute atrocity of a southern name like "Bubba", "Virginia", "Brandy", or "Jesse".
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I tried to explain this to the pal who introduced me to Encyclopedia Dramatica back in the mid-'00s. Since he's turned me onto so many amazing trash fires, I felt he was owed this, the hugest online trainwreck every to occur. This was a month ago. So much more has happened since, it's too much to explain and I give up. I'll wait for him to see this whole story pop up somewhere else so that I can say "I FUCKING TOLD YOU."

I only know one other guy from Virginia IRL, who, like Ralph, is also Z-list semifamous for being a fucking dangerous jackass and grifts off his past "achievements." He knocked up a girl much younger, married her, gave the little girl a dumb hillbilly name, had a messy divorce complete with restraining orders, and the little girl is now basically an Instagram prop for her dad, while being raised by her grandparents.

Oh Appalachia...must be the water.
 
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So I go to bed, and 18 minutes later, Fai Fai drops her script. I wake up to 22 new pages, the Vickers on the full warpath and some INSANE moralfagging going on for what felt like forever in this thread.

I cant make any jokes or digs that havent been made by others. Im not THAT original. I cant even deconstruct her statement because the others have done it so well and bring up all my points.

Im done trying to speak to Ralph, to Gator and I wont even try to talk to Faith. No more advice from a troll on the internet. No more feels other then for the parents.

Ill just say, in a day and age where Blockbuster is gone, and every single studio and network tries to make their own streaming service and nickle and dime me just to see a few shows I want. Where shit is always exclusive like its a good thing, at the very least? I dont have to pay for what is some of the best reality TV since He Will Not Divide us. Gotta count my blessings I guess.
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Imagine how I feel, last I checked this thread I finished it.

Now I have like 200 new pages to read
 
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