🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Honored guest]

Was PPP on with Rekieta yesterday? I'm looking at the unlisted stream and I'm not seeing him.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Fuck rekieta tbh, It actually makes me a little happy that the gunt is fucking him in the face after his constant guntguarding. Everyone knows by now what kind of little monster he is, if he fucks you now you 100% deserve it.

Ralph has no power over Rekieta. Watching them take each other down would be funny, but ultimately a beef between the two of them would only serve to benefit Rekieta. Ralph is worth less than nothing at the moment.

Calling it now: Faith is lying to Ralph about being pregnant.

Certainly possible. When I first saw it I was thinking Ralph had just made it up to own the a-logs / vickers. Now I'm unsure of what to think. There's a reason people wait until after the first trimester to announce pregnancy though since like 10-15% of known pregnancies in healthy women suffer a miscarriage. Furthermore, Faith's lifestyle and poor fitness greatly increase the chance of a miscarriage. Maybe they are just setting up to claim one, although it would be weird to do considering how much fun he has made of others for having real ones.

I wonder if she really is pregnant but they jumped on it so soon because Ralph is not the father. If they do actually end up having a baby, it will be interesting to see how "early" the birth is.

Finally if true, how did he not use this as a way to build a bridge with the Vickers? Imagine not just reaching out and saying, "I know we hate each other, but we're having a kid. It's important for us to get past any animosity for their benefit."

 

[Fougaro]

Calling it now: Faith is lying to Ralph about being pregnant.

Fingers crossed, but I'm afraid someone may have chanted "Iä! Gunt-Niggurath" one time too much.

 

[Endu]

This thread needs to have a new poll, something related to what the fate of the baby will be (if the baby actually exists).
I was wrong to assume Faith would leave Ralph and disappear from the internet, so I'd like to see what the general opinion is on this new development.

 

[NibbaBibba]

Which one is it?

I) The baby is born and the Gunt and Faith decide to clean up their lives and become a normal, happy couple.
II) Faith dies during childbirth leaving Ethan Ralph, notorious alcoholic and retard, to raise a child by himself.
III) Faith has never been pregnant.
IV) Faith realizes she fucked up soon enough and aborts Ethan's baby.
V) Faith realizes she fucked up but too late, goes back home and hands the kid to her parents so she can go back to being a methhead with no obligations.

I love happy stories so I go with this is all a lie to own the aylawgs.

I'll go with option II.
Nobody can survive spawning a guntling, they are known to consume their host.

 

[PhoBingas]

According to Ralph he will marry the love of his life at the end of this month and he has a guntling along the way

Holy fuck, I hope that guntling is Ethan's worst A-log. It will either be another ER / Fai or see their hillbilly parents and want to rebel and be everything they're not. I know I'm being optimistic and the kid will be another useless eater existing on the taxpayer's dime.

 

[Ted_Cuckzynski]

who's pumped for the imminent custody battle saga in 3-5 years?

 

[Notorious]

Chances of gunt knocking up this chick that quick are extremely slim (maybe 5%) and is likely a just a stunt to pull the pity card to his remaining base. Big doubt she's even healthy enough right now to keep a baby alive. On the other hand the gunt would knock her up that quick because we all know he has zero self control.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I’ll believe she’s pregnant when I see an actual baby.

 

[Alrakkan]

I remembered that in 2018 I had called into Ralph's show a few times to call him a degenerate alcoholic and so on, and eventually after a show he pulled me into a public overflow channel, clearly drunk as shit, and it degenerated into Ralph and 15-20 gunt guards yelling at me for a good 30min+.

If anyone wants to listen/download/mirror, the unlisted recordings are here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSzMyD1Q840 (30min)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGLU2eCNzo (19min)

I don't think I ever posted them anywhere but I remember thinking having 20 people yelling at me all at once was funny, its unlistenable sometimes though.


You can also find the video where I called Mike Enoch a jew, he sperged and Ralph kicked me on my channel here:

Asking Mike Enoch about his ethnicity on The Ralph Retort

I attempt to ask Mike Enoch a question on The Ralph Retort. He just yells over me then demands Ralph drag me out, then accuses me of having an agenda. I actu...

www.youtube.com

Archive it here, I give it three more years at very best before these vids get yeeted off yt one way or another and this whole thread is around 4 years old already. No-one else can archive it until you remove the vids from unlisted.

 

[Vetti]

Who could death be? Is he yet to come?

Coach since he's dead.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Coach since he's dead.

Rest in peace, my nigga, yeaaah!

 

[MelloYello]

ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

Jawohl, mein Feeder!

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

https://youtu.be/Dff5R0D39e8

 

[Hazel Motes]

Oh dear God. My wifi goes off for a month and I come back to the breeding, multiplying his spawn. The soap opera never ends for Rad Roberts.

 

[Revo]

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this says a lot about how sad yall are

@Null remove my flood filter

post timers are a violation of my rights

MUH INTERNET STICKERS

 

[AMERICA]

Odds that Faith is really pregnant with the first Child of the Corn vs Ralph lying? God, what a shitshow.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Here's my schizo theory based on this recent timeline:

1. Vickers gets the phone / Discord logs and states that he's found evidence of a crime or crimes. He proceeds to state that he's sent everything over to the local authorities.
2. Ralph goes DFE all over the place.
3. Ralph spergs harder than I've seen in a hot minute--attacking Rackets / Dame during and after his show. He claims he wasn't drinking. He also tells Rackets that he'll talk in private and there's more to the story.
4. Ralph begins to use his unborn child as a shield. The height of respectable behavior.
5. Early this morning, he's already up. He's gone on an apology tour. But he's working uncharacteristically early.

So, why would Ralph be up this early? Or, if he hasn't slept, why would he not be sleeping? Is it possible that he has a meeting with his parole officer this morning?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I will pray for the health of the child and that it will be swiftly given to a loving and caring family or the Vickers to be raised properly.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

If she's pregnant, Ralph's gonna need a lot more than $50K, a crack shack, and mountains of debt to raise that kid right.

If he's lying, I could see him saying Faith miscarried for the pity points. It'll keep the paypigs around. She's got almost no presence online now other than to Guntguard, and I doubt Ralph will ever produce proof she's pregnant, so he could say she lost the baby tomorrow and his sycophants will believe it unquestionably.

Going schizo, it could be an op where he'd have Vickers parrot the "miscarriage" point to give it credibility, in exchange for Faith going back to California. "After the miscarriage, everything fell apart". As batshit crazy as this sounds, I think the Vickers would prefer this over Ralph actually having a baby with their daughter. I don't think any of us thought the amount of dumb shit Ralph has been center stage of the past few months would get as far as it has, so this isn't completely out of the question.

Until I see the marriage pictures or Faith's pregnant belly, I'm skeptical. For the sake of kino, I do hope the batshit theory is correct.

Either way, we win.