🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Hammy2000]

I know i've already said this, yes its fucking funny as shit whats happening now but if this pregnancy is legit, the sins of the father shouldn't be held against the child. Let us pray to the Chorne god that he give thee child a good life, fellow NEET Samurai!


Oh man I haven't heard that voice in ages, who was he again?

Sounds like Ross the pedo who liked to watch kids in bathtubs naked from the metokur streams

 

[Balloon Smooth]

Ralph just posted an “article” on his blog:
(Copy and pasted directly before it gets removed)


Father of the Year
Ethan RalphPublished on 15 September 2020
The Killstream has been the biggest and most successful thing I’ve ever done online, but it wasn’t my first “known” venture. You’re on that one right now. I feel bad about letting this place stay dormant these past couple months, but the show and my rocky personal life has taken up most of my time. That situation is what brings me here in the first place, actually. Whenever I’m really feeling like shit or just want to vent, I start typing. Because even after almost 700 Killstreams, the written word is how I really express my thoughts. It’s cathartic for me.

Matthew Vickers and his wife Ariana have spent the better part of the last two months spreading baseless claims and accusations about me online in retaliation for me dating their daughter, Faith. Instead of, you know, actually giving a fuck about Faith, they have waged a campaign of public destruction against me and my show. Since I am literally known for being an asshole and arguably a piece of shit, it hasn’t really had all that much of an effect on the Killstream itself. But, I would be lying to you if I said it hasn’t had an effect on her and I.

To make a long story short, their daughter has chosen to live with me and they simply cannot handle it. She’s pregnant with my child, and they can’t accept it. Despite Faith herself publicly asking them to stop with their provocations, they refuse. They’re sick people and seem to be enjoying this whole thing. The cretinous sperg who calls himself a father is now plotting to write a book about this whole affair. I guess that will make up for the shitty screenplays he’s been writing all these years. Like 99.9% of the population, you have probably never read a Matthew Vickers screenplay. But now he has me to write about. People finally care about his words. The e-fame is within reach!



This piece of trash doesn’t give a single fuck about his daughter. Who writes stuff like this to their kid? Certainly not a level-headed and caring individual, that’s for sure. Oh, and in public he tries to portray her as mentally ill…but in private he sends nasty letters dripping with scorn and derision. He’s a phony, plain and simple.






And this is apparently what he wants, by the way. More dirty laundry, more back and forth allegations. It feeds it all, which I’m well aware of. Monitoring situations like this is actually my job and has been for a long time. But, at a certain point, what can you do?

I don’t think I’ll have anything to add going forward, though. Faith is pregnant and they are apparently determined to fuck with us the whole way through. Still, I thought it would be good to throw a little light on the vindictive Vickers duo for a change. Faith and I have cut all contact with them now, but who knows what they have in store? Maybe Fatt Matt has a musical he wants to make about the whole affair? OR, he could crowdfund an indie game! Maybe open up a Patreon or some shit and print up merch (he’s already mentioned that, btw). The options are limitless for a scumbag like him.



Imagine trying to fucking grift off the back of your own daughter’s tragedy. Is there’s a lower form of human, besides pedophiles? I certainly can’t think of any off the top of my head. But that’s the reality for Mr. Vickers. I know I make a lot of noise about “going low,” but this fucker has taken the proverbial cake and scarfed it down whole in one sitting.

This has been my life the last two months. Oh, I mustn’t forget the people taking potshots from every direction imaginable. Every opportunistic, no-talent hack you can think of has come out and tried to prop themselves up off my situation and the Vickers’ lies. Supposed friends have taken shots, randoms in my mentions with this nonsense on the daily…I would be lying to you if I said it was fun. It’s tiring and it’s meant to be. They hope to wear me down. And if I wasn’t such a spiteful son-of-a-bitch, they probably already would have. Their hate, while annoying and sometimes even detrimental, is also my fuel.



By god you motherfuckers, I now have a full fucking tank…and it’s about time to hit the open road.

> But, I would be lying to you if I said it hasn’t had an effect on her and I.

Why the fuck would you admit this? Especially in what is just a giant cope post. Hilarious take down Ralph, you certainly didn't come off like a giant bitch in this.
There needs to be a cope sticker for posts like this.

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ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

It's a true alcoholic's move to blindly lash out at everyone when they feel threatened, and then try to totally walk it all back. You can't only halfway burn a bridge, Ralph, no one trusts a bridge that's been fucked with in a drunk anger.
This isn't warfare you melodramatic faggot, you, and your precious Faith, are just being called out for your shit. If you had ever just calmed the fuck down and ignored it all you wouldn't have to be lashing out. This is hilariously embarrassing. I'm sure it will all age well for your new guntling growing up.

 

[Quorthon]

So, did Ralph and Faith conceive in the traditional way, or did Faith accidentally spill water on the gunt and feed it after midnight?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

If my daughter would rather live with a pill-popping alcoholic felon than me, it probably says more about me.

I said it before it was cool

Not sure why people put so much faith (lol) in Mr. Vickers.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Do you have any opinions on the evidence that the Vickers' obtained from the phone? Is it inadmissible?

My limited understanding of the law in the US is that evidence obtained illegally is only inadmissible if it was obtained by the police. This is to prevent the police over-stepping the law intentionally.

However, IIRC there was a case where someone had their home burglarized, the thieves found child porn in the house and reported it to the Police. It was established that while the initial evidence, and therefore the evidence used to establish probable cause for a search of the premises, was obtained by illegal means, because it wasn't the police who obtained it but a private citizen it was still admissable.

So my uneducated guess is that it would be admissible regardless of the legality of Mr. Vickers searching the phone.

 

[Likeigod]

this says a lot about how sad yall are

@Null remove my flood filter

post timers are a violation of my rights

 

[Null]

It is my understanding that illegally obtained evidence submitted by a private entity can be used as evidence in a court of law. There is also a good argument to make that if it's his phone under his contract, it's not even illegal, even if he had to break into it to get logs.

I've dealt with Virginia police before. When Chris was being extorted and willing to help police, I contacted basically every level of law enforcement from the local PD to the district prosecuting attorney to the state level police and prosecuting attorney and even a federal congressman who had previously served as a prosecuting attorney in Virginia and who was personally involved in helping special needs people. Nothing came of it. No one got back to me at all.

The only police who did anything were the local police to the extortionists. They not only called me back, but in one instance I contacted one of the extortionist's mother who then went to the police to file a harassment complaint against me and that officer received information regarding the extortion at that time. Since then, all of them have fucked off.

What I'm saying is: VA police are fucking lazy retarded faggots and nothing is going to happen.

 

[MyNameIsNobody]

Oh god
I just realized something.
All this retardation and harvesting thats happening, When we don't think it will get better someone does something stupid and it gets better.
They way this is heading is that Faith is probably going to have an abortion and that is whats going to either drive Ralph over the edge or cause him to wake up and do something else.

In other words.
The Killstream is going to be aborted, litterally...

 

[KittyLoaf]

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ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

Ralph used to be a "big fish" compared to Dame and Nick. I think he just realized that he's at the bottom of the totem pole, now.

Makes me happy seeing Ralph bend the knee.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

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this says a lot about how sad yall are

@Null remove my flood filter

post timers are a violation of my rights

You seem to spend to post mostly in the Ralph thread, does that also mean your sad?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Sounds like Ross the pedo who liked to watch kids in bathtubs naked from the metokur streams

Umm, pretty much it um like pretty much um does sound like him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2_9frkQH0w
https://archive.vn/wip/fSzhP

this says a lot about how sad yall are

@Null remove my flood filter

post timers are a violation of my rights

Umm, dude. You pretty much don't wanna do that.

 

[Love Machine]

So I guess that Josh and his warband of kiwis are war.
Godwinson is famine.
And PPP is conquest.
Who could death be? Is he yet to come?

 

[ajax]

So I guess that Josh and his warband of kiwis are war.
Godwinson is famine.
And PPP is conquest.
Who could death be? Is he yet to come?

Kraut.

 

[johnisdeer]

@adezero big titty friend said if 100 people posted on ralphs latest tweet shed post milkers

Spoiler: For the people at work

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Geez, This is udderly crazy.

 

[Jester69]

Who could death be? Is he yet to come?

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Which one is it?

I) The baby is born and the Gunt and Faith decide to clean up their lives and become a normal, happy couple.
II) Faith dies during childbirth leaving Ethan Ralph, notorious alcoholic and retard, to raise a child by himself.
III) Faith has never been pregnant.
IV) Faith realizes she fucked up soon enough and aborts Ethan's baby.
V) Faith realizes she fucked up but too late, goes back home and hands the kid to her parents so she can go back to being a methhead with no obligations.

I love happy stories so I go with this is all a lie to own the aylawgs.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Who could death be? Is he yet to come?

there is only one reaper

Spoiler: HE'S COMING FOR YOU ETHAN

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Which one is it?

I) The baby is born and the Gunt and Faith decide to clean up their lives and become a normal, happy couple.
II) Faith dies during childbirth leaving Ethan Ralph, notorious alcoholic and retard, to raise a child by himself.
III) Faith has never been pregnant.
IV) Faith realizes she fucked up soon enough and aborts Ethan's baby.
V) Faith realizes she fucked up but too late, goes back home and hands the kid to her parents so she can go back to being a methhead with no obligations.

I love happy stories so I go with this is all a lie to own the aylawgs.

I'll agree with this, although with the caveat that Ralph doesn't believe it counts as a lie really because he think he will knock her up any day now!

 

[AltisticRight]

Took a nap and there's a guntlet spawn, with 50 new pages, thank God for the highlights.
Ralph, you're a garbage human.

 

[Love Machine]

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Where is the grift money, PHANTOM?

I would hope they put the guntlet up for adoption. But the poet in me demands that something gets aborted.