🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Fake News Anchor]

the gunt is immune to lawsuits to determine such things since he has nothing to offer up as recompense. someone would only take him to court out of spite.

Blackmail isn't a mere civil tort. It's a criminal offence.

 

[Had]

Das war ein Befehl! Der Gayop Gator war ein Befehl!
*throws bottle of Maker's Mark at the map*

someone should recaption this but have it be the gunt

Downfall (2004) - Clip 1: Steiner's Attack

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[temp o'rary]

Your interpretation might work too... if only the middle section wasn't covered completely. But if my interpretation is correct, it'd probably be a high profile guest or friend of the show ade didn't like. I don't keep up with her shit, so is there anyone of the crew she's not happy with?

Squinting at the right angle, "I don't know how you switched the roles on the discord" seems to fit (in terms of space and the ghostly/distorted bottom parts of the letters), and "roles" is the official term for the different classes of janny defined for a particular discord server, and "change them back asap" only really makes sense in this technical setting. She's maybe gotten access to more stuff than she's supposed to, or locked another janny out, or even perhaps sabotaged the gunt himself.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

the gunt is immune to lawsuits to determine such things since he has nothing to offer up as recompense. someone would only take him to court out of spite.

Yeah but... it's illegal

https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter4/section18.2-59/

Also Rad Roberts got 50G BABY!

 

[High Tea]

Squinting at the right angle, "I don't know how you switched the roles on the discord" seems to fit (in terms of space and the ghostly/distorted bottom parts of the letters), and "roles" is the official term for the different classes of janny defined for a particular discord server, and "change them back asap" only really makes sense in this technical setting. She's maybe gotten access to more stuff than she's supposed to, or locked another janny out, or even perhaps sabotaged the gunt himself.

Maybe the roles he's referring to was on the Ralph Retort. Wasn't she editor or had the access to the site or the twitter or something?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

someone should recaption this but have it be the gunt

Downfall (2004) - Clip 1: Steiner's Attack

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Pay me for a windows compatible video editor and I'll re-edit the entire movie to be about the harvest.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Here is the best I can get it to look through photoshop

Photoshop Kangz to the rescue. It must be your melanin picking up Guntwaves from the zero-point energy field or something.

GAYTOR, WE'RE GOIN' NUCLEAR!!!
☢☢

To the tune of London Calling by The Clash

Guntville calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
Guntville calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
Guntville calling, now don't look to us
Phony Hunter S Thompson has bitten the dust
Guntville calling, see we ain't got no swing
Except for the thumb in Fai Fai's ring
The corn age is coming, the viewers tuning out
Meltdown expected, the harvest is thick
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause Guntville is drowning
I live in a mansion!

Also Rad Roberts got 50G BABY!

And that's just for LEEEGAL FEEEEZ.

 

[2021Murder]

Ade is about to experience the consequences of further involving herself in total war. I hope she survives

it would be funny if the gunt is what takes her down considering shes been involved with ED for years, its like the crocodile hunter all over again, dying because they fucked up something simple
(here's a hint never remove something thats stabbed into you; its usually the only thing keeping you from dying out. fucking bogan would still be alive preaching about trans rights if he just didn't do the obvious bad thing.)

 

[PhoBingas]

he said a well known capo of ethan is trying to 'defect' the only well known capo is dax since i think we can safely discount the house niggers bibble and gaytor

It might be Bibble. Maybe he's gotten sick of being the house-neighbor for gunty and wants to branch out to do his own shit. I'd probably watch his D&D shit if he had a bit more confidence in himself as a GM / DM.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

@Null I know you won't make a Ralph subforum, but holy fuck the OP needs to be updated. I nominate @Squire of Gothos because that dude has the knowledge and writing skills to nail it. And Josh I know you just want to wash your hands of the whole ordeal, but we need the ability to have new ayylawgs to come to this thread and get a general sense of Ethan. At this rate Cornelius Ralph himself will have an account here before the OP is properly written.

 

[Vetti]

It might be Bibble. Maybe he's gotten sick of being the house-neighbor for gunty and wants to branch out to do his own shit. I'd probably watch his D&D shit if he had a bit more confidence in himself as a GM / DM.

If there's really anything to this, I'd guess it's Fagmenco. He clearly isn't a huge fan of Ralph and only defended him as an extension of his autistic loyalty to the show and the Killstream brand.

 

[PhoBingas]

If there's really anything to this, I'd guess it's Fagmenco. He clearly isn't a huge fan of Ralph and only defended him as an extension of his autistic loyalty to the show and the Killstream brand.

Flam hasn't done much more than the occasional vidya stream (I think) and twitter shitpost. Hasn't he not been in the guntosphere since a known liar and pedophile gave him an ultimatum to walk away of have his dox and cringy shit dumped? Or am I thinking of someone else.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

@Null I know you won't make a Ralph subforum, but holy fuck the OP needs to be updated. I nominate @Squire of Gothos because that dude has the knowledge and writing skills to nail it. And Josh I know you just want to wash your hands of the whole ordeal, but we need the ability to have new ayylawgs to come to this thread and get a general sense of Ethan. At this rate Cornelius Ralph himself will have an account here before the OP is properly written.

I'd want to see it extra fancy too. Like a teeny tiny cwcki.

Gunt-ki?

Something like that

 

[Vetti]

Flam hasn't done much more than the occasional vidya stream (I think) and twitter shitpost. Hasn't he not been in the guntosphere since a known liar and pedophile gave him an ultimatum to walk away of have his dox and cringy shit dumped? Or am I thinking of someone else.

That happened to Flamenco but that's exactly why I think he may be the guy. I can see him trying to throw Ralph under the bus just to make sure he isn't under the thumb of Cory and whatever dox he may have in the future.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'd want to see it extra fancy too. Like a teeny tiny cwcki.

Gunt-ki?

Something like that

im partial to the gunta pillmarillion, this thread is a whole novel of esoteric lore at this point

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Gunt-ki?

Rad Roberts' Rock and Roll Ragnarök
RRRRR.org

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Rad Roberts' Rock and Roll Ragnarök
RRRRR.org

htttps://www.GATORBANHIM.net

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Is anyone surprised he got her knocked up? They were raw-dogging it and I doubt she had contraceptives.

I'm astonished between the weed, xanax and copious amounts of booze that the gunt has a single viable sperm.

This is why I really don't think she's pregnant, but then again, nature always finds a way.

Does this mean he got it confirmed?
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Vickers' reaction makes me wonder if Ralph/Faith sent him a positive pregnancy test or something. But we all know Faith is a pathological liar, so who knows.

I’m starting to think this stupid fat fuck never had IRL male friends his age.
Male friends, from personal experience, mess with one another. Stuff like pranks, teasing, etc. Maybe it’s lost in translation online, but still, poking at one another is normal dudebro behavior.
Example, look how Rand @-ing Flamenco with a tweet calling him a sick fuck, and Flamenco just rolls with the punch and retweets it.
Contrast that with Ralph, who calls Dame’s tweet as “snaking”

Okay that rand tweet was pretty damn funny. If only he could control the crazy he could be a lovable /pol/ sperg.

I do have a soft spot for Rand (& Flamenco), I really do. They're both lovable spergs in their own right. My interactions with them have always been positive, & I definitely think they're nice guys. Say what you will about Rand being a little screwy, but you can really hear when he talks about his son how proud he is to be his dad. That's why I can't really shit on the Vickers, either. They love their daughter despite all the hell she's put them through & are clearly hurt by the whole situation.

As loathe as I am to say it, after watching this whole fiasco unfold for the last few weeks, I really think the best thing for them to do now is disengage & quietly go back to a limited social media presence. They've done everything they could & exhausted all recourse, so I think it's time to let the baby bird hit the pavement.

She wants to be treated like an adult so badly? Let her. Cut her off. She'll come crawling back when she's ready.

He keeps on doubling down on trying to deplatform null. will it get to the point where Dax and Rackets are forced to disavow because of their free speech stance ?
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For fuck's sake, Ralph. Null isn't trying to deplatform you. No one here is. No one here cares. Most of the people who regularly posted in this thread up until now have gotten bored & moved on. I'm sure most of the people posting here now are going to lose interest & go hang out in other threads.
The only people who are actively trying to take you down are your future father-in-law & morons like Jared Holt. No one else gives enough of a shit. They're just here to watch the trashfire.

Ralph's tweeting reminds me of this.
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Rat Roberts.

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pfffhahahahaa

ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

I'm shocked he actually apologized. I was sure he was going to keep that bridge burnt, considering he still holds grudges for less.

Is he? Dick called [Andy] a coked out moron and he just bent over.

I actually went back & watched that since I fell asleep the first time, & as soon as Dick started tearing into Warski my heart just sank. I was actually kind of shocked how quickly Dick turned on him over the supposed Podawful "deplatforming." Even though all is forgiven (I guess), Dick was right in that you can't just take back nasty shit you say.

I dunno, people turning on others they consider good friends at the drop of a hat just makes me kind of sad.

 

[PhoBingas]

That happened to Flamenco but that's exactly why I think he may be the guy. I can see him trying to throw Ralph under the bus just to make sure he isn't under the thumb of Cory and whatever dox he may have in the future.

Maybe. I'm honestly surprised that it hasn't been dumped already by the flatware banditos. If Flam has nothing to loose and is worried about Barnhill spite-dropping shit, he might be doing some sort of tactical stream with Godwinson or something to spare him the greasy mitten of zoom.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Hey @theralph, congrats on getting Faith pregnant! Real smart! Here's some handy info you'll want to keep in mind.

The body changes after birth, sometimes in magical ways!

Spoiler: Magical

I'll never forget the first time I saw the miracle of life, myself. My friend and I were hanging out eating lunch, just having a nice time. She started going into labor and we got her to the hospital and they gave her an epidural. She then immediately shit out a bunch of hot pockets, completely undigested-looking btw, totally took away my ability to enjoy hot pockets it was terrible. But right after that the baby bruteforced its way out before the epidural took effect and the doctor spent more time stitching her back together than it took for both labor and delivery.

It was one of the most awesome and horrifying experiences of my early life, can't wait for Ralph to document what the vagina looks like before and after birth as a Saturday Sunset special exclusively for Patreon subscribers!