🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[PhoBingas]

@adezero could just say some ex you dumped because they were a psycho is stalking you and trying to get you fired. Once you've said that, the odds are the Gunt won't be able to get you fired.

This. Just tell your boss a jilted ex is trying to harass you into taking him back.

In this new installment of joy of painting i got inspired and captured this tear inducing momment.

We all know who is gonna be stuck with the guntlet; his belittled, beleaguered boyservant.

*edit to not double-post

 

[Captain Manning]

Bryan's problem is that he does some good things punctuated by spaghetti exploding from his pockets.

Case in point:

brand new account
mad on the internet for streamsniping Ralph
ralph style of typing

Whatcha doing @theralph

Bryan. Buddy. Shit on Ralph regarding the hellspawn. It's really easy. Focus.

 

[So-and-so]

tbf who'd be best at sniffing them out

Ralph, I know you're reading this shit man, jump in on this. We need an expert opinion.

Also, how do you think Jim feels about you, big guy? Do you think you disgust him at this point? You were lauded as the IBS host who managed not to screw it up, but now he wants nothing to do with you. Now you're exposed flagging shit, droppin' sex tapes, getting into fights with some girl's parents because you can't swallow your pride for two seconds, turning on your audience...remember how furious Jim was with Baked when he turned out to be a directionless, weak willed worm? God, and we know how much he hates people that hurt kids. Jim must hate having ever associated with you.

 

[msd]

Lmao

Edit:aw shit I'm late? I don't use Twitter often.

 

[Iamthatis]

If Dick troons out, does he become Cunt?

I would think he would be Clit Masterdaughter

 

[Noproblemo]

Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, you know there's a retweet button right? After deriding Chungus for stealing tweets, we see the emperor has no clothes, he guards his clout like a dragon guards his gold.

Guys, just imagine Ethan yelling at his child the first time he has to change their diaper



"NOW WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S NAWT POO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH OF IT. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SHIT YOURSELF AND HOLLER OVER ME YUH PIECE OF SHIT WELL I CAN JUST HOLLER OVER YOU TOO! GATOR BAN HIM!"

AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT SHAT YOURSELF, JR.

 

[All becomes gunt]

This. Just tell your boss a jilted ex is trying to harass you into taking him back.



We all know who is gonna be stuck with the guntlet; his belittled, beleaguered boyservant.

*edit to not double-post

Good god imagine putting the kid to sleep with stories about gamergate. My god...

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

If the lawlsuit does happen, Ralph ain't gonna have Screech siding with him. Not looking good for the Gunt.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I have here the ultimate schizo-post. This is the schizo-post to end all schizo-posts, a truly remarkable piece of work. Here goes:

Spoiler: Probably pure insanity but fuck it who cares

Gaytor is the father. His entire relationship with Ralph has been an omega-male mating strategy whereby he attaches himself to a beta like Ralph, gains his trust, waits for him to attract a mentally unstable teenage bride, hangs out with them, and while the Gunt is passed out from pills and drink he tells Faith how she's actually really beautiful and special and worms his way into her panties. Ralph raises the spawn as his own, an unknowing cuckold, while Faith has to endure the mental anguish of having pity-fucked a piss-stained socially-awkward obese neckbeard yet cannot tell anyone because a) it's severely embarrassing and b) it would destroy her new family in Guntsville Virginia. Gaytor has successfully mated.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, you know there's a retweet button right? After deriding Chungus for stealing tweets, we see the emperor has no clothes, he guards his clout like a dragon guards his gold.


AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT SHAT YOURSELF, JR.

lol I really love those pics because I get strong monkey brain vibes

 

[MeltyTW]

I have here the ultimate schizo-post. This is the schizo-post to end all schizo-posts, a truly remarkable piece of work. Here goes:

Spoiler: Probably pure insanity but fuck it who cares

Gaytor is the father. His entire relationship with Ralph has been an omega-male mating strategy whereby he attaches himself to a beta like Ralph, gains his trust, waits for him to attract a mentally unstable teenage bride, hangs out with them, and while the Gunt is passed out from pills and drink he tells Faith how she's actually really beautiful and special and worms his way into her panties. Ralph raises the spawn as his own, an unknowing cuckold, while Faith has to endure the mental anguish of having pity-fucked a piss-stained socially-awkward obese neckbeard yet cannot tell anyone because a) it's severely embarrassing and b) it would destroy her new family in Guntsville Virginia. Gaytor has successfully mated.

not schizo he did the exact same thing with Andy

im having trouble understanding the ade situation, woman dropping dms that make you look a little bit like a bitch, threaten to go nuclear so she obvious can prove to internet users any fucked follow up is you, commit an actual crime to stop what was apparently lukewarm dms according to them, what. why? its way more damaging than any tepid thing they have. "ethan ralph flails in public and private then commits another felony to stop mockery" is way more bitch tier than anything she could reveal

 

[Captain Manning]

Dyke Masterson

I would think he would be Clit Masterdaughter

No, no. It's either Clit Submissivedóttir or Cunt Submissivedóttir (dóttir and son are pinched from Icelandic, and formerly full Scandinavian, naming convention).

You've GOT to get the "submissive" in there after what he told Null, and it being an antonym of master. Full opposites all the way around for full win.

 

[Cow Poly]

Ahh yes ... the“Ralphamale” and his Wordpress blog.
Imagine indeed SIR.

Which tragedy? ....Bailing on her loving family? Double-crossing them? Living with you? Drug addiction/mental illness (which you facilitate)? Privacy violation? Career destruction? Suicidal ideation? Cultish isolation?

You consistently hang yourself with your words. You’re even worse in print. Stick to gator ghost-writing for you.

As for the second statement there is indeed a lower form of human... it is creature that cannot conjugate “to be” correctly that is a native English speaker.

Is there a
-not-
Is there is

Fagget.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I have here the ultimate schizo-post. This is the schizo-post to end all schizo-posts, a truly remarkable piece of work. Here goes:

Spoiler: Probably pure insanity but fuck it who cares

Gaytor is the father. His entire relationship with Ralph has been an omega-male mating strategy whereby he attaches himself to a beta like Ralph, gains his trust, waits for him to attract a mentally unstable teenage bride, hangs out with them, and while the Gunt is passed out from pills and drink he tells Faith how she's actually really beautiful and special and worms his way into her panties. Ralph raises the spawn as his own, an unknowing cuckold, while Faith has to endure the mental anguish of having pity-fucked a piss-stained socially-awkward obese neckbeard yet cannot tell anyone because a) it's severely embarrassing and b) it would destroy her new family in Guntsville Virginia. Gaytor has successfully mated.

This is, without a doubt, the most likely explanation.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I’m guessing that any child of Ralph’s would look like the botchling from Witcher 3.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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Ahh yes ... the“Ralphamale” and his Wordpress blog.
Imagine indeed SIR.

Which tragedy? ....Bailing on her loving family? Double-crossing them? Living with you? Drug addiction/mental illness (which you facilitate)? Privacy violation? Career destruction? Suicidal ideation? Cultish isolation?

You consistently hang yourself with your words. You’re even worse in print. Stick to gator ghost-writing for you.

As for the second statement there is indeed a lower form of human... it is creature that cannot conjugate “to be” correctly that is a native English speaker.

Is there a
-not-
Is there is

Fagget.

Remember how Nora used to proofread his work for spelling and grammar? And then he told everyone she was a bisexual apostate to try and get her honor killed because she didn't want to sacrifice the best years of her life to the gunt?

 

[All becomes gunt]

Imagine being Gunty, the ultimate Ralphamale that is so stunning and brave he doesnt dare address any of the jabs in his thread or engage any of the a logs despite having an account here, he just reads it and seethes and copes and moans like a bitch during his livestream and during his daily pillpopping session. Instead he tries to deplatform kiwi farms because he cant handle people saying mean things about him on the internet. This thread is here to stay Gunty untill the end of your misserable life soon enough.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I have here the ultimate schizo-post. This is the schizo-post to end all schizo-posts, a truly remarkable piece of work. Here goes:

Spoiler: Probably pure insanity but fuck it who cares

Gaytor is the father. His entire relationship with Ralph has been an omega-male mating strategy whereby he attaches himself to a beta like Ralph, gains his trust, waits for him to attract a mentally unstable teenage bride, hangs out with them, and while the Gunt is passed out from pills and drink he tells Faith how she's actually really beautiful and special and worms his way into her panties. Ralph raises the spawn as his own, an unknowing cuckold, while Faith has to endure the mental anguish of having pity-fucked a piss-stained socially-awkward obese neckbeard yet cannot tell anyone because a) it's severely embarrassing and b) it would destroy her new family in Guntsville Virginia. Gaytor has successfully mated.

You know Gator did try that with Andy's pinecone whale...

 

[MeltyTW]

Rad Roberts is VERY well known online and y'all best fear the power of his articles and his 50 twitter likes:

 

[Hamsteroid]

I have here the ultimate schizo-post. This is the schizo-post to end all schizo-posts, a truly remarkable piece of work. Here goes:

Spoiler: Probably pure insanity but fuck it who cares

Gaytor is the father. His entire relationship with Ralph has been an omega-male mating strategy whereby he attaches himself to a beta like Ralph, gains his trust, waits for him to attract a mentally unstable teenage bride, hangs out with them, and while the Gunt is passed out from pills and drink he tells Faith how she's actually really beautiful and special and worms his way into her panties. Ralph raises the spawn as his own, an unknowing cuckold, while Faith has to endure the mental anguish of having pity-fucked a piss-stained socially-awkward obese neckbeard yet cannot tell anyone because a) it's severely embarrassing and b) it would destroy her new family in Guntsville Virginia. Gaytor has successfully mated.

This reminds me of a species of fish (can't remember the name) where the weak and undesirable males just jizz over a copulating couple to sneak some of their sperm in.