Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

IF she lost all the weight & was left with all that sagging, bagging skin, she'd be hard pressed to get publicly funded, skin removal or other corrective surgery. She'd have to have repeated, serious, medical issues due to all the ... overhang. Funding for stuff like that is decided on a case by case basis.

Or she could just go to the DR and get lip fillers and skin removal at the same time. It's dumb, but it would be a perfect solution in her mind.

It's moot though, because she's only gonna get bigger.

 

[christie]

If I had any skills of illustration, I would sketch out the true body horror that Chantal would face were she ever, ever to lose a few hundred pounds. It's never going to happen in any lifetime, but just imagining such a thing is enough to send one into a cold sweat: Her breathtakingly swollen abdomen, which currently thrusts outward and hangs almost down to her knees, would be pendulous and loose enough to realistically droop down to her ankles, swaying aggressively with each step.

that reminds me of this guy on the show "botched up bodies". he had a lot of loose skin on his stomach that literally hung down to his knees; he could basically only wear sweatpants so he could tuck his gunt into his pant leg. this is the only pic i could find, it's not on US netflix anymore (bastards!):

Spoiler: nsfw long gunt

 

[another day another binge]

Chantal is not only unemployable because of looong break from an actual work and no skills, but also lack of social skills. When a person is isolating themselfves as much as Chantal does for so many years, it's really tough to get back to normal social life, not even having friends but just acting normal with colleagues from work etc. She thinks she is quirky but her behaviour is the way it is because of the isolation. She's comfortable in her bubble with enabler Peetz and endless food bought with yt bucks. She has no desire to grow intelectually to learn something, to have friends, explore the world etc, she thinks life is about having boyfriend who she can brag about on the internet, eating and being desired (which she doesn't even know what it feels like but okay)

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

If any Kiwis here can read lips, please transcribe for us what she is saying here. This was on her livestream. This is Just Saying's video.
edit: Starts at 24 if the link doesn't timestamp

I watched it until she and Peetz got into a farting contest (well, she was farting and he was judging them), and then I just decided that I hope she eats and eats and eats until she explodes and her guts fly out and it takes a cleanup crew weeks to clear out all the slime and blubber like the exploded whale that she is and her family breathes a sigh of relief and there is one less blight on the landscape of O, Canada.

And then I turned away.
Sorry.

 

[marjoram]

I’ve long suspected that most stories Chantal tells of high school/lovers are actually sad stories about Peetz. Chantal does the classic “I have so many friends” when really, all her stories probably revolve around two or three people.

The “I traded sex for Burger King (but only let him squeeze my boobs bc he forgot the fucking zesty sauce)“ story- Peetz.

The “I took my boyfriend to the strip club and made him touch fake boobs” story- Peetz

The “He lived with his mom, we were going to fuck, he wanted to wear my bra and call me mommy” story- Peetz.

I feel kind of bad for the guy. Chantal has really publicly thrown him under the bus.

This is a theory I can get behind. We all know that the vast majority of "friends" Chinny says she has are imaginary. Rather than make her "lover"stories up out of whole cloth she just tweaks some Peetz story and runs with it. I'm sure holey underwear garlic bologna guy is James.
This fits too well with Chins stunted socialization, emotional un-intelligence, lack of creativity,and general all around fuckedupidness.

 

[gingerthief]

I do believe that some sleazy gross French asshole did take advantage of a young Chantal. She would have been just the perfect target for a shitty older dude preying on young girls: an insecure fat girl desperate for attention/validation/sex/booze/whatever... add to that the fact that, according to her own words, he didn't want to be seen with her in public (they only ever met in his apartment?) and he was verbally pretty shitty (I wouldn't say abusive, but idk about that) to her AND he had other "lovers", if I'm not wrong.

The bare bones of the French lover stories sound very believable, just really sad and gross. She's glamorized it very much and inserted lots of romcom fantasies into it, obviously.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Chantal is not only unemployable because of looong break from an actual work and no skills, but also lack of social skills. When a person is isolating themselfves as much as Chantal does for so many years, it's really tough to get back to normal social life, not even having friends but just acting normal with colleagues from work etc. She thinks she is quirky but her behaviour is the way it is because of the isolation. She's comfortable in her bubble with enabler Peetz and endless food bought with yt bucks. She has no desire to grow intelectually to learn something, to have friends, explore the world etc, she thinks life is about having boyfriend who she can brag about on the internet, eating and being desired (which she doesn't even know what it feels like but okay)

If Chins decided to try and get a normal job and was by some miracle hired she would be immediately shunned. She would do something disgusting day one like fart or even something as simple as eat in the break room. Her manners are so lacking, no one would ever want to be around her. I guarantee she smells like death. She can't even speak in complete sentences or keep her focus on anything, but food. Her attitude is hardly lending itself to professionalism or customer service. She wouldn't last a day.

 

[Cock wombler]

y'all niggers really seem to forget who you're talking about here. not only is she too dumb and fever fingered to have thought out ideas like your perceived "'*~microagression~*"", but have you seen how she treats her family and roommate? why the fuck would she pull punches for chunkyG, a haydur?
just wondering when this thread turned into pearl clutching rètardation about how our queen of chasing black cock is a secret KKK operative and not just a generally hateful raving cunt. you don't have to look so far into shit to find plenty of reasons to make fun of or call out chantal. relax

You're right this thread has turned into a shitshow it's almost like a lot of youtube commenters have migrated over here and are leaving their comments here instead. A lot of reaching, a lot of over analysing dumb shit like what does she mean by not capitalising a name?!?! How dare she! Come the fuck on! There's a lot to shit on Chantal for but please this is pathetic. Rip Chantal thread.

 

[Randy Lahey]

You're right this thread has turned into a shitshow it's almost like a lot of youtube commenters have migrated over here and are leaving their comments here instead. A lot of reaching, a lot of over analysing dumb shit like what does she mean by not capitalising a name?!?! How dare she! Come the fuck on! There's a lot to shit on Chantal for but please this is pathetic. Rip Chantal thread.

Rip @Twinkie, the deathfat janny.

 

[Twinkie]

You're right this thread has turned into a shitshow it's almost like a lot of youtube commenters have migrated over here and are leaving their comments here instead. A lot of reaching, a lot of over analysing dumb shit like what does she mean by not capitalising a name?!?! How dare she! Come the fuck on! There's a lot to shit on Chantal for but please this is pathetic. Rip Chantal thread.

Stop crying and start reporting. @ADHD will take care of you now

 

[helpmeeee]

The job interview.
Gets invited in from the waiting room, her few balding hairs frizzing around in the wind due to being flustered and hung over from edibles and sodium.
Shakes hands with her sweaty piss smelling and bleeding trotter.
Struggles to waddle to the office chair that she exceeds the limit of by 200 lbs, red faced and out of breath.
Farts as she sits down and grunts to find a comfortable position. Teeheeing ensues.
Greets interview panel with some sort of corny joke and feigns fake confidence with that horrific laugh she does with Peetz. You know the one. The one that would make the whole grocery store turn their head to see what was going on.
Cue. "let's get to, let's get to".

(I am not as creative as you people)

 

[Creme Egg]

That could be a whole series she could do that would be actually funny.

Chantal tries to live a normal life.

Chantal goes to an interview.

Chantal takes public transport.

Chantal bathes herself.

Chantal attempts to eat under 1,500 calories per day.

Endless content.

 

[helpmeeee]

That could be a whole series she could do that would be actually funny.

Chantal tries to live a normal life.

Chantal goes to an interview.

Chantal takes public transport.

Chantal bathes herself.

Chantal attempts to eat under 1,500 calories per day.

Endless content.

It's Always Sunny in Ottawa
Season 1, Episode 1: Chantal Goes Keto

 

[fvckm3]

im just waiting for a final boss showdown between Charlie & Chantal, they're both so fuckin stupid.
two obese gunts duking it out
love me a fatty fight

 

[Chantfatty]

Strap in Gorlsssss!

 

[Marf]

Strap in Gorlsssss!

back on the cycle bois!

 

[mikey]

I can almost with 100 percent certainty guarantee you that eventually this extremely long chain of mukbang videos will eventually end. And we will eventually fall back into crash dieting.

Hmmmm. This post was made August 27th. It’s just amusing to me how predictable her cycle is. Chantals mukbang cycle is a long and tedious one. But it does always circle back around to crash dieting. She’s been on this cycle for over 20 years at this point. In the words of Chantal “let’s get too let’s get too”

 

[RozellHufflander]

Strap in Gorlsssss!

Her new subs are in for a real treat! How long until Clotso starts lashing out at them for holding her accountable? She’s creating new farmers with every cycle.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Well, let's give her a round of applause. She managed to keep the gluttony train chugging along all through summer without a break. That's one of her longest streaks ever. At this time in 2017, she was just about ready to 'fess up about lying about having been on a 40 day journey to wellness or something (which explains why she didn't lose any weight). This year, she barely had a health kick last more than two days. A few never even made it to the starting gate.

The fun now is in seeing how many hours it is before she breaks her own rules. "I can have one fast food Friday! Just one won't hurt me; there's a skinny guy who has eaten only Big Macs his whole life. I can be like him..." We know the drill.

 

[Sally Simpleton]

Strap in Gorlsssss!

Incredible, right on schedule. I was just thinking "it's time."

I wonder what will come first because it's always one of the following:

1. Healthy Home-Cooked Meals
2. Juice Cleanse
3.Keto
4. Veganism.

All for only a few days or hours at a time. Rinse. Repeat.