Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
If I owned that tanning salon I'd ban Russ for sure. There is no place he can be a regular customer at where he doesn't get banned. He is utterly incapable of controlling himself when a woman is being nice to him in fear of losing her job.

If he lives to be elderly, he will get in a lot of trouble for harassing nurses.

Trouble? Meh, Greer will just pretend to be senile, and there’s nothing they can do.

(Except maybe dope him up, to cut down the requests for a bath from twice a day to once.)

My crystal ball sees Russell purposely rubbing shit on his crotch to get a sponge bath.

Delivered by some poor nurse, while Russell does the closest thing he can do to a smug, happy smile and drools himself contentedly.
 
How would hot girls on Instagram get over loss without Russell there to venmo them a few bucks so they can treat themselves?
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Once again, Russell hits rock bottom and keeps digging. This is low even for him, hitting on the recently bereaved. This is as bad as when he blamed us and Taylor Swift for Bailee's death.
 
Trouble? Meh, Greer will just pretend to be senile, and there’s nothing they can do.

(Except maybe dope him up, to cut down the requests for a bath from twice a day to once.)

My crystal ball sees Russell purposely rubbing shit on his crotch to get a sponge bath.

Delivered by some poor nurse, while Russell does the closest thing he can do to a smug, happy smile and drools himself contentedly.
PLEASE GOD, let it be this nurse: E7B4006F-3B4A-479F-8FC5-2C6E499F00E4.jpeg
 
That was just the post he left on the photo. He sent her a super cool, totally awesome DM. The DM is probably 4/5 Rat-mouth talking about himself, how he has a disability that women discriminate him for but he doesn't let it get him down, how he "works in a law firm" and writes songs, how he's looking to move away soon because he's a "big fish in a small pond", yadda yadda yadda...and the last 1/5 is probably "Hey, since you buried that loser and are single now, we should go out together. Your dead boyfriend would want you to have a better life with the coolest guy ever".

Don't forget he wants to buy her a shake and give her "a better life."
 
Famous hater of prostitutes, Jesus.
Jesus offered reconciliation between the prostitutes and God while simultaneously not condoning their behavior and exhorting them to be better (i.e., "Go and sin no more.") By contrast, Russell was being a massive hypocrite (it's okay for him to see a prostitute, but don't you dare see one!) I've no doubt he was also intending to play the disability card if he was called out.
 
If I owned that tanning salon I'd ban Russ for sure. There is no place he can be a regular customer at where he doesn't get banned. He is utterly incapable of controlling himself when a woman is being nice to him in fear of losing her job.

If he lives to be elderly, he will get in a lot of trouble for harassing nurses.

Old folks' homes are no place for the old. They'll just murder him.
 
Trouble? Meh, Greer will just pretend to be senile, and there’s nothing they can do.

(Except maybe dope him up, to cut down the requests for a bath from twice a day to once.)

My crystal ball sees Russell purposely rubbing shit on his crotch to get a sponge bath.

Delivered by some poor nurse, while Russell does the closest thing he can do to a smug, happy smile and drools himself contentedly.
That's when you get a male nurse to load him in the shower and hose him down with cold water.
 
Just say now, I feel the bi shit is fishy fishy really dont think its him

I don’t think he’s bi. Just weird enough so that giving a handjob doesn’t bother him, if he can get a ride.

Conversely, I think Russell wouldn’t exactly be bothered by a guy giving him a handjob if that’s all he can get. He’ll just close his eyes and pretend it’s Taylor Swift.
 
I don’t think he’s bi. Just weird enough so that giving a handjob doesn’t bother him, if he can get a ride.

Conversely, I think Russell wouldn’t exactly be bothered by a guy giving him a handjob if that’s all he can get. He’ll just close his eyes and pretend it’s Taylor Swift.

Its been said that Narcissists and people with ASPD have less difficulty being 'BI' as sexual activity isnt intimate to them. Its just a means to an end, whether pleasure or power.
 
I don’t think he’s bi. Just weird enough so that giving a handjob doesn’t bother him, if he can get a ride.

Conversely, I think Russell wouldn’t exactly be bothered by a guy giving him a handjob if that’s all he can get. He’ll just close his eyes and pretend it’s Taylor Swift.
I think he's bi in the sense that he'll take what he can get if somebody is going to suck him his penis. He's more into women and if given the choice between a woman and a dude he'll go for the woman but if all he can get is a guy and it means the difference between getting blown or not, he'll take the guy.
 
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