🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Kenobi said:
Surfer the chat found some fanart of you bud, come have a look!
-But the fucking porkchops!
-Porkchops can wait there. (PPP chuckle)
Is that gator? I fucking hate gator. YOU KNOW WHAT?
-what
-I bet this was made by a facking jew.
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Que tens minutes straight of
"I'm gonna
tolerate
ALL the Jews!"
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Everyone reading this thread is a winner in my book.

Except for you Ralph.
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Shannon gaines smiled a broad smile that he hadn´t for many years. He had been dealing with his masters rapidly failing mental health for months. Casuing him to have an insane ammount of overtime sweeping for Ethan thats not even to speak about the second hand embarsment that ethan frequently dealt out in spades.
But tonight that didnt matter cause right now Shannon was the happiest man in the world. An annon had finally apricated him and called him a winner. Me, Shannon gaines? A winner?. Gator smile got even wider it hadn´t been this wide since Metokur was last on the podcast.
Shannon whispered to himself " Winner". He could feel the sweet sugary taste of victory it tasted like gatoraid.
 
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The Wokest said:
I don't really like stating the obvious but it might be fitting to remember that Ralph fits the stereotype of the terrible father to a T. Alcoholic, dismissive, failure in life and he will for sure dump and project all his insecurities on the kid.
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No no no. Ralph is having a kid to fill a giant void in his life. The best reason to have a kid ever.
 
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I hope ralph isnt lying about knocking up Faith. According to the Godwinson and PPP stream, the one were they interviewed Ralph's ex Aide or whatever. Aide said Ralph had like 50k in the bank, Faith will have the kid and marry Ralph. And BOOM divorce, easy 20k/25k for Faith plus years of child support.
 
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SeymourCoxs said:
I hope ralph isnt lying about knocking up Faith. According to the Godwinson and PPP stream, the one were they interviewed Ralph's ex Aide or whatever. Aide said Ralph had like 50k in the bank, Faith will have the kid and marry Ralph. And BOOM divorce, easy 20k/25k for Faith plus years of child support.
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This is Ralph we're talking about. If he were married and it went south he would sooner burn all his money than let someone take half of it. Look at how he defrauds hospitals and banks, then mix in how spiteful he got with Nora and Ade, he would absolutely Joker his half of the money if it meant she would get nothing.
 
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The Bovinian Derivative said:
I always thought Gator be that one friend to Ralph that sticks with him to the bitter end (even if he refuses to challenge Ralph) , but this tweet shows that he's only there for the lemons and his loyalty is to the failing show not the man behind it. You're not his father or therapist but I thought you were his friend.
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It has ALWAYS been about getting the show. When he made the little response to Ralph's sex tape you could tell, he kept saying that Ralph needed to focus on the show. When Ralph had the second pillstream, it was FLAMENCO, not gator, that said he needed to focus on himself.

Gator would ride Ralphs fucking asshole straight into hell if it meant that they could get the killstream back to its glory days. Sucks to be Opie but we all have a role to play.
 
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Okay if the pregnancy is real i gotta say this isn't funny anymore. Their bringing a child into an extremely impoverished environment with quite frankly fuck all savings (50k is a third of a deposit for a nice 3 bedroom house in a safe neighborhood). Ralph is a man child that has never worked and doesn't have any stable IRL friends(it takes a village to raise a child properly) not to mentions hes a fucking pothead alcoholic. And faith is coco bananas, mentally fucked and shes probably drinking alcohol and smoking as much pot as the GUNT. So the Kid will probably come out with fetal alcohol syndrome, on top of that monkey see monkey do. so the kids going to emulate every destructive behavior of their parents. Its so sad the kids going to have 0 fucking chance even if CPS steps in the kids still going to have FAS and severe intellectual problems. And don't forget hes a redneck white supremacist so the kid has no chance of making good friends or emotional/social connections.

He needs to abort. :gunt:
 
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