🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Did we ever get anyone to Summarize the events since the last Harvest so we can possibly add or link it to the OP? With how things are getting we really need a way for someone to know what is going on when they come in. I mean we have like 20+ plus pages filled with info/shitposting and no real coherency unless you were there the whole time.

This whole shitshow is getting tedious because of how bad the Ralph A-lawgs are bumbling or just dropping out. It is seriously reminding me of warski's Retarded phoenix saga where people trying to fuck him were just autistic enough that they let Andy come out on top. think about that for a second... they let Warski outmaneuver them.

edit: Since @BOLDYSPICY! has been nice enough to summarizing the killstream we should link his post so people can know what happened on the killstream. Those are just my autistic suggestions cause even tho I keep up with this thread I can barely understand everything
 
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Today's serving of cope:

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Pretend there's a Raoul Duke Gator attached to this post (I'm shit, this is as far as I could go)

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"Alright listen to me. In a few weeks, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering alog-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel redneck who fed her liquor and beetus pills, dragged her to a Guntsville crack shack and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, brown finger."
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
As much fun as we've had at Ralph's expense, all of these things are things Ralph has done to himself. No one is telling him to get black out drunk, no one here is telling him to read the thread, no one here hacked his phone and released revenge porn, no one here flew him across the country to meet an 18 year old, no one here gave him the bright idea to knock her up months into their fucked up relationship, no one here told Ralph to be so god damn boring on his shitty show either.

Most of the people fucking around on Ralph's forum, myself included, just shit post. Sometimes we'll watch a stream snipe to improve the shit posting. We are literally just saying mean words that he reads during his show. He reads the forum enough where he knows users by name and blocks people on twitter for mentioning the same topics in the thread. That's why the thread just doesn't stop either.

No, I wouldn't say we're bulling Ralph. Ralph is bulling Ralph and we're all just having fun on the internet.
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Most of us have gave helpful advice to Ralph for varying reasons. Almost every other person on the planet would hear the trolling and say, "Yeah, maybe I shouldn't get hammered every night with a diet that consists of deep fried food and xanax while banging my 18 year old gf with no rubber." We have ultimately attempted to bully him into being a better human being. He is willfully being white trash.
 
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This whole story has fewer winners than the tragedy of Oedipus. Ethan gets forced into a marriage with a perfect 1 with every Northern California teenage chick mental issue there could possibly be but also still might doing time in a Virginia prison. Faith gets what the last 2500 pages outline. The Wickers at best lose a daughter , more likely they have to take care of a alcohol/meth baby that combines a set of genes that spit into Darwins and gods face simultaneously , if Gaytor and his really hot Puerto Rican girlfriend do not adopt the little guntling.
Matt remains a faggot living in poverty. Kraut will continue to shoot Blairschwitz Project footage from concentration camps as his only intellectual contribution while being a gardener not even the loneliest housewife would fuck.
Dick never gets the Maddox replacement he must have groomed Ralph to become. The taxpayers of Virginia will never get a refund on Ralphs prison time and the "What is eating Gilbert Grape" lifestyle they finance for his mother.
SAD.
 
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ClipBitch said:
I don't know where this asshurt angle in regards to Matt comes from. He took his embarrassing lickings on ralphs show and from what I remember never whined about it.

Just carried on and kept making his videos.
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He's their traditional whipping boy they know their audience will have a Pavlovian response to, despite The Bouldering being years ago, with Matt doing better in every regard except small niche e-fame. There is also an element of "Remember when we went to state?" going on.

"Auuurrggg 'member when Matt came on this very show, the one, the only, The Killstream, and made an absolute fool of himself in front of Keemstar and Jim? You never know what is going to happen on the Killstream! Now for 2 hours of Mark Collette saying the same White Nationalist talking points you've heard 100 times over."
 
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gran_autismo said:
It's older than my account,
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Oh hi ralph. . . Glad I could join this fun game. (edit: I had forgot about adding this to multi quote for a stupid joke and went about my day until this post only to realize 5 min after posting that it was still there hahaha, earned that puzzle piece in spades)
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Is he talking to Matt or Ralph?
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This actually tracks better with Ralph than Matt. After Matt got BTFO'ed on that stream he kept his head down and got a job. Ralph on the other hand shook his fat ass at youtube and got banned off of almost every legit platform and relegated to a chinease communist crypto farm and burned every decent bridge he had ever built. At the end of the following 2 years, Matt has stable income and a stable family with no in-law trouble and Ralph is desperately trying to hang on to some sort of relevancy while his child bride cries while cooking meth and serving it on paper plates.
 
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SuperMaleVitality1776 said:
This whole story has fewer winners than the tragedy of Oedipus. Ethan gets forced into a marriage with a perfect 1 with every Northern California teenage chick mental issue there could possibly be but also still might doing time in a Virginia prison. Faith gets what the last 2500 pages outline. The Wickers at best lose a daughter , more likely they have to take care of a alcohol/meth baby that combines a set of genes that spit into Darwins and gods face simultaneously , if Gaytor and his really hot Puerto Rican girlfriend do not adopt the little guntling.
Matt remains a faggot living in poverty. Kraut will continue to shoot Blairschwitz Project footage from concentration camps as his only intellectual contribution while being a gardener not even the loneliest housewife would fuck.
Dick never gets the Maddox replacement he must have groomed Ralph to become. The taxpayers of Virginia will never get a refund on Ralphs prison time and the "What is eating Gilbert Grape" lifestyle they finance for his mother.
SAD.
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PPP won. Josh won. Godwinson won. Everyone else either lost something or isn't important enough to receive battle honours.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Today's serving of cope:

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I always thought Gator be that one friend to Ralph that sticks with him to the bitter end (even if he refuses to challenge Ralph) , but this tweet shows that he's only there for the lemons and his loyalty is to the failing show not the man behind it. You're not his father or therapist but I thought you were his friend.
 
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