🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[All becomes gunt]

I’m guessing that any child of Ralph’s would look like the botchling from Witcher 3.

With all the vile spite that was put into the creation of this demonspawn its gonna shoot up the Guntsville Kindergarden.

 

[CDWLTY]

Lmao
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Edit:aw shit I'm late? I don't use Twitter often.

For some reason this grosses me out more than the initial knee jerk bitchiness. These types are the ones who love talking about therapy-style fixes and unity, then do it all over again. When they're high they're absolute cunts, then the next day you're all supposed to go out to brunch for another "I swear I won't do it again, from here on out I'm going to be the friend you deserve!"

You should be able to razz your friends, and they you. No wonder he got bullied so much. I wanna bully him.

 

[Aaked Blaska]

Dear God,

I know I don't ask you for much and I don't go to church and I am probably a very terrible person, but I gotta ask you for one thing:

Make the baby black.

Please, heavenly father, have the baby be black.

Amen.

"You know she is getting filled by some black stud! Some black fucking bull just filling her with cock meat! SOME BIG BLACK BULL JUST FILLIN HER WITH COCKMEAT!"

 

[MeltyTW]

No wonder he got bullied so much. I wanna bully him.

we are bullying him, alawgs reduced his income to sub street shitter wages with him trying to bud a guntling spore out of faith's dirty arsehole, hes forced to marry someone who called him a gunt and tampon breath and used memes from this very thread to shit all over him so he doesnt go back to jail. we keep confirming he reads this thread and is more up to date than any single one of us because the tard keeps falling for light traps. He's admitted himself we're driving him to kill himself!

 

[Kenobi]

Lol butthurt. I kept my mouth shut about that observation until you stepped on your own dick in front of everybody.

Take it to DMs if you've got a personal beef. I'm willing to hear it, but I don't think anybody else here gives a shit.

We've got a possible fetal alcohol syndrome hellspawn and a potential smackdown from PPP on the itinerary. This is shaping up to be a good week for the harvest.

STOP OR WE WILL HAVE TO CANCEL THE WEEB WARS REDEMPTION ARC

It will be so fucking good if Godwinson takes up the mantle that PO could not bear.

Truly, Ethan will be deranged beyond all recognition.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

You should be able to razz your friends, and they you. No wonder he got bullied so much. I wanna bully him.

His lack of sense of humor about himself, even with people he would consider friends, is such an awful quality. Yesterday when his pink hooves were tweeting instead of talking to our glow-in-the-dark white race savior, he said something to the effect of "you're shooting off tweets instead of talking to me beforehand, which you have done before" to Nick Rekeita. Could you even imagine saying something like that? Nick is a full grown man and a lawyer (not a good one, but it's still an accomplishment) and Ralph expects him to be one of his underlings, that needs permission before saying anything about him on twitter. This is how he treats someone he would consider a friend.

 

[msd]

we are bullying him, alawgs reduced his income to sub street shitter wages with him trying to bud a guntling spore out of faith's dirty arsehole, hes forced to marry someone who called him a gunt and tampon breath and used memes from this very thread to shit all over him so he doesnt go back to jail. we keep confirming he reads this thread and is more up to date than any single one of us because the tard keeps falling for light traps. He's admitted himself we're driving him to kill himself!

And yet he deserves much worse

 

[Edilg]

Now that he's officially announced the pregnancy on his website (trash blog) will he announce it to his fans (bots) tonight?

 

[All becomes gunt]

Now that he's officially announced the pregnancy on his website (trash blog) will he announce it to his fans (bots) tonight?

Gator is probably gonna say about how the parents being concerned is a gay op by mundanematt and kraut. The whole panel of retards never ceases to amaze me

 

[Mr. Manchester]

we are bullying him, alawgs reduced his income to sub street shitter wages with him trying to bud a guntling spore out of faith's dirty arsehole, hes forced to marry someone who called him a gunt and tampon breath and used memes from this very thread to shit all over him so he doesnt go back to jail. we keep confirming he reads this thread and is more up to date than any single one of us because the tard keeps falling for light traps. He's admitted himself we're driving him to kill himself!

As much fun as we've had at Ralph's expense, all of these things are things Ralph has done to himself. No one is telling him to get black out drunk, no one here is telling him to read the thread, no one here hacked his phone and released revenge porn, no one here flew him across the country to meet an 18 year old, no one here gave him the bright idea to knock her up months into their fucked up relationship, no one here told Ralph to be so god damn boring on his shitty show either.

Most of the people fucking around on Ralph's forum, myself included, just shit post. Sometimes we'll watch a stream snipe to improve the shit posting. We are literally just saying mean words that he reads during his show. He reads the forum enough where he knows users by name and blocks people on twitter for mentioning the same topics in the thread. That's why the thread just doesn't stop either.

No, I wouldn't say we're bulling Ralph. Ralph is bulling Ralph and we're all just having fun on the internet.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

we are bullying him, alawgs reduced his income to sub street shitter wages with him trying to bud a guntling spore out of faith's dirty arsehole, hes forced to marry someone who called him a gunt and tampon breath and used memes from this very thread to shit all over him so he doesnt go back to jail. we keep confirming he reads this thread and is more up to date than any single one of us because the tard keeps falling for light traps. He's admitted himself we're driving him to kill himself!

Lol it's all so TRUUUUUUU!

He literally is marrying some crazy whore who made fun of his gunt just because he NEEDS to win. He can't let it go, he can't take the L, he is compelled to spiral further in his futile effort to own the Karen Farms. Now he's having a kid with her?? Ralph, how is any of this winning? You've fucked up your life even worse than you did going to county jail. Every day is like a banquet of delicious corn recipes for us.

Keep going son, ignore Null. I have faith in you. I believe you can entertain us much, much more!

 

[Miller]

Dear God,

I know I don't ask you for much and I don't go to church and I am probably a very terrible person, but I gotta ask you for one thing:

Make the baby black.

Please, heavenly father, have the baby be black.

Amen.

He's a wigger, he could probably get away with it.

 

[MeltyTW]

As much fun as we've had at Ralph's expense, all of these things are things Ralph has done to himself. No one is telling him to get black out drunk, no one here is telling him to read the thread, no one here hacked his phone and released revenge porn, no one here flew him across the country to meet an 18 year old, no one here gave him the bright idea to knock her up months into their fucked up relationship, no one here told Ralph to be so god damn boring on his shitty show either.

Most of the people fucking around on Ralph's forum, myself included, just shit post. Sometimes we'll watch a stream snipe to improve the shit posting. We are literally just saying mean words that he reads during his show. He reads the forum enough where he knows users by name and blocks people on twitter for mentioning the same topics in the thread. That's why the thread just doesn't stop either.

No, I wouldn't say we're bulling Ralph. Ralph is bulling Ralph and we're all just having fun on the internet.

No Ralph dont listen to the bitter liiiieeesssssssss! None of it is your fault its though damn snakes and the man in the corn suit! It was him all along Ralph! Drink and be merry and dab on those alawgs

Lol it's all so TRUUUUUUU!

He literally is marrying some crazy whore who made fun of his gunt just because he NEEDS to win. He can't let it go, he can't take the L, he is compelled to spiral further in his futile effort to own the Karen Farms. Now he's having a kid with her?? Ralph, how is any of this winning? You've fucked up your life even worse than you did going to county jail. Every day is like a banquet of delicious corn recipes for us.

Keep going son, ignore Null. I have faith in you. I believe you can entertain us much, much more!

lol do you think he makes her dom him as null since she knows the lingo?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

lol do you think he makes her dom him as null since she knows the lingo?

"Bend errvrr Ralph"

 

[RhoasJonas]

Even if they have the kid and marry, Ralph will end up burning through his nest egg, made worse as long as he keeps slowly bleeding his audience.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

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Ahh yes ... the“Ralphamale” and his Wordpress blog.
Imagine indeed SIR.

Which tragedy? ....Bailing on her loving family? Double-crossing them? Living with you? Drug addiction/mental illness (which you facilitate)? Privacy violation? Career destruction? Suicidal ideation? Cultish isolation?

You consistently hang yourself with your words. You’re even worse in print. Stick to gator ghost-writing for you.

As for the second statement there is indeed a lower form of human... it is creature that cannot conjugate “to be” correctly that is a native English speaker.

Is there a
-not-
Is there is

Fagget.

It's even worse. He said "Is there's a", as in "Is there is a". Combined with the "her and I" when it should have been "her and me" earlier in the article, and I think Ethan should've gotten an English degree instead of a PoliSci

 

[Edilg]

lol do you think he makes her dom him as null since she knows the lingo?

He probably makes her say how his "dick actually works unlike those Alog Terrorists on Karen Farms" during sex

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Why is anyone afraid of Ralph going after them? How hard is it to tell your boss that you pissed off an alcoholic wigger white supremacist? Most workplaces would give you employee of the year for that.

@adezero could just say some ex you dumped because they were a psycho is stalking you and trying to get you fired. Once you've said that, the odds are the Gunt won't be able to get you fired.

This. Just tell your boss a jilted ex is trying to harass you into taking him back.

Seconding all of this. @adezero all you have to say is you have a jealous ex trying to smear you & that he's a white supremacist anti-Semitic Alt-Right wingnat who can't be trusted.

It wouldn't even be an exaggeration.

DROP THE LOGS.

EDIT: I mean, fuck, you can even say "hey, remember that Neo-Nazi who got punched a few years back? My ex is friends with him & just talked to him yesterday. Here's the video to prove it."

 

[Vetti]

I present to you the rare Surfer Shannon.

 

[Hüftpriester]

No, no. It's either Clit Submissivedóttir or Cunt Submissivedóttir (dóttir and son are pinched from Icelandic, and formerly full Scandinavian, naming convention).

You've GOT to get the "submissive" in there after what he told Null, and it being an antonym of master. Full opposites all the way around for full win.

Cunt Submitowitz...gotta remember the maternal heritage there.

I caught an Edward Dutton stream recently where he claimed that most trans people are hyper masculine (Dax tries) and legit attracted to themselves. I’ve seen Dax wearing at least 3 different t shirts with weird illustrations of his face (it’s just art man, right?) I think the guy looks at himself in the mirror and imagines himself as a chick (why he identifies with the chick when watching porn). Could this shitposting be closer to the truth than we think?

To bring it back to Ralph my schizo long term prediction is that faith has the baby but it takes a serious toll on her body which let’s be honest already looks like a thrice pregnant 45 year old. After the statue of limitations for the revenge porn expires, Ralph will immediately bolt and start “crashing on digibros couch”