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Ralph struggling to get 400 views. Starting late really screws things up.
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Is this man going to start? he has been screaming lets go for the last 5 min after being like 20 min late.
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Nobody can abort the retort, nobody but Ethan. 247 viewers, doing Tonka numbers.
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He certainly loves namedropping Hunter S Thompson
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Wow, Gunty's started keeping his bottle of coke on the floor, out of shot...
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Wow, Gunty's started keeping his bottle of coke on the floor, out of shot...
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What kind of a pig keeps their drink on the floor
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Look at those titties bounce goddamn put someone else's head over that and I might go for it.
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Dame has accepted Ralphs apologies. 
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This is the most garbage stream snipe fucking ever. Cant hear Ralph, HEJAS and plate gang are in VC yelling at each other and sperging at chat. They IBSing over the idea of Hate Watching people and Stream Sniping Ralph.
had to tune out. Hope to god someone else alot less autistic is restreaming tonight.
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new abort the retort content ( he messed up the link or something in his tweet)
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Edit 3: Here's article, with the letter to Faith at the end
Posted on September 15, 2020 by The Retort Abortionst
Fatt Matt in the fucking house!
Before addressing the absolute weak sauce that The Gunt somehow considers a counterattack, I suppose I should address the elephant in the room. No, not me. Iām more like a hippo.
The Gunt has leaked three paragraphs of my three-page goodbye letter to Faith. Iāve gone back and read through the complete letter in its entirety, have included it in this post, and stand by every word, caring nothing for what anyone else may think of it. Of course, The Gunt leaves out relevant context. This is the letter that I sent Faith with the ID documents that Faith requested (by writing, because she refused to speak with us). This was after she requested that we fly out to Virginia and rescue her and put us through hell for no apparent reason. I will not now, or ever, apologize for being pissed off about that. I will not apologize for one word in that letter. Ariana and I did nothing wrong. Funny, I wonder if The Gunt will ever post a picture of the shirt that we included in the package that we bought Faith at Mount Vernon? Doubtful.
Moving on.
Congratulations!
āI feel bad about letting this place stay dormant these past couple months, but the show and my rocky personal life has taken up most of my time.ā
Your rocky personal life is 100% your choice. The person who you chose to be with came with baggage; not only her personal baggage, which you knew nothing about because you did not court her over a reasonable period of time, but her parents. Anyone who doesnāt examine potential in-laws during courtship isnāt thinking about the long game, Napoleon (thatās a little inside joke just for The Gunt).
āThat situation is what brings me here in the first place, actually. Whenever Iām really feeling like shit or just want to vent, I start typing. Because even after almost 700 Killstreams, the written word is how I really express my thoughts. Itās cathartic for me.ā
Touching.
āMatthew Vickers and his wife Ariana have spent the better part of the last two months spreading baseless claims and accusations about me online in retaliation for me dating their daughter, Faith.ā
Baseless? We have told no lies about you, Gunt. Point to one, and Iāll be happy to retract a statement or provide evidence of the truth. Your problem is that you keep defending yourself with vague statements because you know that if you go into details about your part in this affair, you come out to seem what you areā¦the villain. You are only partially right about one thing here. Ariana and I are retaliating against you because you are dating Faith. In reality, thereās a laundry list of reasons that have spurred our retaliation. Letās go over them, shall we?
Read through that list very carefully you emotionally stunted, worthless wretch of a man-child. None of what I have written is baseless. You just lack the ability to take responsibility for your own pathetic, abhorrent actions.
āInstead of, you know, actually giving a fuck about Faith, they have waged a campaign of public destruction against me and my show.ā
Yup! You poor, stupid, brain-dead Makerās Mark zombie. We DO care about Faith. YOU are destroying her life. Because we care about HER, we must necessarily seek YOUR destruction. You may as well ask me to just sit back and watch you beat her (no, you gelatinous, shouting coward, Iām NOT saying that you beat herāsomething that we have in commonābut what you are doing to her is, in our opinion just as bad, and could have more substantial long-term damage.
āSince I am literally known for being an asshole and arguably a piece of shit, it hasnāt really had all that much of an effect on the Killstream itself. But, I would be lying to you if I said it hasnāt had an effect on her and I.ā
Your being known as an asshole is not your problem, but that you seem to take pride in it. Arguably a piece of shit? Who would argue? You would be āā¦lying to [everyone] if [you] said it hasnāt had an effectā¦ā Well, you ARE a liar. If the shoe fits.
The only way that any of this has any effect on Faith at all is if you bring her into it. This crusade is against you, shorty, not her. If you let her get hurt by it, thatās on you, because weāre not attacking herā¦weāre attacking you.
āTo make a long story short, their daughter has chosen to live with me and they simply cannot handle it.ā
Her choice does not bother us nearly as much as your acceptance of her choice. Sheās 18 and supposed to make stupid decisions. You have no excuse.
āSheās pregnant with my child, and they canāt accept it.ā
We accept it and are horrified by it. Every reasonable person in the world would be horrified by it. What fucking world do you come from where you think that this is the right or smart move. For you? For Faith? For your child? A man, by all other men, can be judged by nothing more than the sum of his actions. You should judge yourself by the same measure and feel utter contempt for your own character because of these things that you have done.
āDespite Faith herself publicly asking them to stop with their provocations, they refuse.ā
Faith could have asked us personally. But we heard your words in her mouth. Like you, Faith never answered for anything wrong that she did. Like you, she refuses to accept responsibility for repugnant acts. Unlike you, she is very young and inexperienced in the world (sheās been out of the house and dependent on you for, whatā¦barely over two months?). Youāre a giant child, stomping his great Gunt hooves on the ground shouting āI din du nuffin,ā but when you are called on your degeneracy, you sit back and cry āwhy is evey-one so mean!ā That you are surprised at our hatred of you and our disappointment in Faith literally makes me want to drink myself stupid. But thatās your jobāand I wouldnāt dare face off against you on that battlefield.
āTheyāre sick people and seem to be enjoying this whole thing.ā
Enjoying this whole thing? Even on you, apparently soon-to-be Gunt-father, I would not wish the pain that you have visited upon us by actions that you find completely reasonable. You have but to ask yourself one question: if your child is a girl, would you want her doing what Faith did? If the answer is anything but a resounding āno,ā then you have no business procreating.
āThe cretinous sperg who calls himself a father is now plotting to write a book about this whole affair.ā
Thanksāfrom the bottom of my heartāfor taking that bait. Notice how I never said Iād try to make money off it. Did you ever stop to consider that it was intentional? Oh, Iāll still probably try to write a book about this horror story, if for no other reason than to create a cautionary tale for other parents whose young daughters may fall prey to your kind. But, if by some wild stretch it can make money, Iāll set up a trust fund for our grandchildāthe kid will need it.
āCretinous sperg.ā Love it! Keep āem coming, Gunt.
āI guess that will make up for the shitty screenplays heās been writing all these years.ā
Be fair, Gunt. Youāve never read any of my screenplays. Iāll send āem to you if you want to give me notes LOL. But, a masterful move on your part to claim I am a grifter by being the first one of us to mention my hobby publicly. Fucking classic.
āLike 99.9% of the population, you have probably never read a Matthew Vickers screenplay.ā
The same percentage of the population that has never heard of the Killstream. At least I donāt depend on my shitty screenplays to make a living.
āBut now he has me to write about. People finally care about his words. The e-fame is within reach!ā
There are no villains, no fictional beasts, no horror movie monsters as vile as you are in reality. Who wouldnāt want to write about you? Youāre practically a fairy tale monster, Thanos-snapping happy families and bragging about it like youāre some damned hero. Rumpelstiltskin takes away first-born children to punish peopleā¦you put them ināGuntelstiltskin.
Sadly, I have to point out, that if I have garnered any āe-fameā at all, it is only because so many people hate you so much. But, since Iāve already made clear that I would go away if you would stop fucking up Faithās life, any of this supposed e-fame that you claim I want, is really on you. If you stop being such a piece of shit, Iām sure my popularity would fall off the face of the Earth. And then I would be happy, because my daughter would not be with a piece of shit. Win-win.
āThis piece of trash doesnāt give a single fuck about his daughter. Who writes stuff like this to their kid? Certainly not a level-headed and caring individual, thatās for sure. Oh, and in public he tries to portray her as mentally illā¦but in private he sends nasty letters dripping with scorn and derision. Heās a phony, plain and simple.ā
Desperate situations call for desperate measures. I stand by every word of the three paragraphs you shared, and I stand by every word of the entire letter posted here. Faith is absolutely mentally ill. But, sheās still an adult (as you both are constantly eager to remind everyone), and obviously knows the difference between right and wrong. So, Iām going to speak to her as an adult.
āAnd this is apparently what he wants, by the way. More dirty laundry, more back and forth allegations. It feeds it all, which Iām well aware of. Monitoring situations like this is actually my job and has been for a long time. But, at a certain point, what can you do?ā
What can you do? You could not knock up a vulnerable 18-year old girl that you groomed on the internet. You could stop excessively drinking. You could get a real job. You could stop breaking the law. You could visit my long list of grievances above and try to do something about changing your fucked-up degenerate life instead of pretending that Iām attacking Faith, when you know damn well that Iām attacking you.
āI donāt think Iāll have anything to add going forward, though. Faith is pregnant and they are apparently determined to fuck with us the whole way through.ā
You bet your big olā Gunt ass we are. I can think of nothing worse for a child than the environment you have created. Your problem is that one day, Faith is going to wake up. Sheās going to quickly outlive the new āfreedomā that sheās had for all of 8-9 weeks, and realize that real life is much, MUCH more difficult than her perceived grievances with us. Once that baby comes out and youāre too drunk and passed out to get up and deal with it, thatās when sheās going to start to realize what a fucking chump she chose for to father her child.
āStill, I thought it would be good to throw a little light on the vindictive Vickers duo for a change.ā
For a change? Haha. What have you been reading Gunty? The spotlight weāre shining on you necessarily shines a light on us. The difference between you and us is that weāre not a couple of thin-skinned pussies. There are plenty of people who have been perfectly clear to share negative thoughts about us. We just donāt care. You say you donāt care but seem intent on responding to every little slight thrown your way. It is a phenomenal train-wreck to behold.
āFaith and I have cut all contact with them now, but who knows what they have in store?ā
Ariana and I know.
āMaybe Fatt Matt has a musical he wants to make about the whole affair?ā
Musical ideas: Fatts? Fattom of the Opera? Les Fatt Miserables? Gunta Mia? Gunt? Fatt Matt and The Gunt? Hell, I donāt care, so long as thereās dancing and we get Andrew Lloyd Webber on board. Call your agent! Letās make it happen! Between the two of us, we should be able to break the 500 pound collaboration mark. I think that thereās a Tony Award for that category.
āOR, he could crowdfund an indie game! Maybe open up a Patreon or some shit and print up merch (heās already mentioned that, btw). The options are limitless for a scumbag like him.ā
Maybe I could do a livestream where I canāt pay attention to my show because Iām too busy reading shit-posts and seething at my friends. Be my muse, Gunt. Guide me on the grift. Who makes your Killstream stickers? Where do you get your Lakerās logo rip-off LA Killstream shirts printed? I wanted to look, but I had to scroll through a bunch of ads going through your blog post.
āImagine trying to fucking grift off the back of your own daughterās tragedy.ā
Her life is quite the tragedy nowā¦thanks to you. How fucking tanked were you when you wrote that line?
āIs thereās a lower form of human, besides pedophiles?ā
Only you, Gunt. Only you.
āI certainly canāt think of any off the top of my head. But thatās the reality for Mr. Vickers. I know I make a lot of noise about āgoing low,ā but this fucker has taken the proverbial cake and scarfed it down whole in one sitting.ā
Fatt Matt do love he some fucking cake. Sadly, I donāt have an internet picture memorializing me holding a cake. You one-upped me again, you sly dog. One dayā¦one day Gunt, Iāll prove that I love cake more than you.
āThis has been my life the last two months.ā
You canāt get out of your own head long enough to make any considerations of your part in this sad shit-show. All blame-throwing. No self-reflection.
āOh, I mustnāt forget the people taking potshots from every direction imaginable. Every opportunistic, no-talent hack you can think of has come out and tried to prop themselves up off my situation and the Vickersā lies.ā
Again, with vague accusations. Tell me what lies Fatt Matt has visited upon the innocent Gunt. Weāre all waiting, and we all want to know. But, stop to consider for just one moment. These no talent hacks. These people taking potshots from every direction. Who gives them their ammunition, you degenerate wretch? Is it the parents who are angry that some fucking worthless turd is holding their daughterās hand as he pied-pipers her off a bridge to white trash ruin? Or is it the turd himself?
āSupposed friends have taken shots, randoms in my mentions with this nonsense on the dailyā¦I would be lying to you if I said it was fun. Itās tiring and itās meant to be. They hope to wear me down. And if I wasnāt such a spiteful son-of-a-bitch, they probably already would have. Their hate, while annoying and sometimes even detrimental, is also my fuel.ā
Because you assume that the hate is unwarranted. You have earned our hatred Gunt. Others can have whatever problem with you that they want. But our grievance is real. You wanted us in the mud. You wanted us to play it your way. You canāt get your wish and then be pissed off about it.
āBy god you motherfuckers, I now have a full fucking tankā¦and itās about time to hit the open road.ā
You better hit that open road alone, with your back to us. Drive away, Gunt. Drive away fast.
Best Regards,
Fatt Matt: Grifting Cretinous Scumbag Sperg
Fatt Matt in the fucking house!
Before addressing the absolute weak sauce that The Gunt somehow considers a counterattack, I suppose I should address the elephant in the room. No, not me. Iām more like a hippo.
The Gunt has leaked three paragraphs of my three-page goodbye letter to Faith. Iāve gone back and read through the complete letter in its entirety, have included it in this post, and stand by every word, caring nothing for what anyone else may think of it. Of course, The Gunt leaves out relevant context. This is the letter that I sent Faith with the ID documents that Faith requested (by writing, because she refused to speak with us). This was after she requested that we fly out to Virginia and rescue her and put us through hell for no apparent reason. I will not now, or ever, apologize for being pissed off about that. I will not apologize for one word in that letter. Ariana and I did nothing wrong. Funny, I wonder if The Gunt will ever post a picture of the shirt that we included in the package that we bought Faith at Mount Vernon? Doubtful.
Moving on.
Father of the Year
(Responses in Italics)
āThe Killstream has been the biggest and most successful thing Iāve ever done online, but it wasnāt my first āknownā venture. Youāre on that one right now.ā(Responses in Italics)
Congratulations!
āI feel bad about letting this place stay dormant these past couple months, but the show and my rocky personal life has taken up most of my time.ā
Your rocky personal life is 100% your choice. The person who you chose to be with came with baggage; not only her personal baggage, which you knew nothing about because you did not court her over a reasonable period of time, but her parents. Anyone who doesnāt examine potential in-laws during courtship isnāt thinking about the long game, Napoleon (thatās a little inside joke just for The Gunt).
āThat situation is what brings me here in the first place, actually. Whenever Iām really feeling like shit or just want to vent, I start typing. Because even after almost 700 Killstreams, the written word is how I really express my thoughts. Itās cathartic for me.ā
Touching.
āMatthew Vickers and his wife Ariana have spent the better part of the last two months spreading baseless claims and accusations about me online in retaliation for me dating their daughter, Faith.ā
Baseless? We have told no lies about you, Gunt. Point to one, and Iāll be happy to retract a statement or provide evidence of the truth. Your problem is that you keep defending yourself with vague statements because you know that if you go into details about your part in this affair, you come out to seem what you areā¦the villain. You are only partially right about one thing here. Ariana and I are retaliating against you because you are dating Faith. In reality, thereās a laundry list of reasons that have spurred our retaliation. Letās go over them, shall we?
- You had unprotected sex with Faith in an attempt to get her pregnant from day one that you met in person.
- You supplied Faith, an 18-year old girl, with alcohol in LA (at Herreraās house), in your hovel in Richmond, and apparently at Digibroās house. This is a crime. Whether or not anyone will take action against you in this current environment, who knows. But it is a crime, you committed it, and you know that I have evidence to the fact. This calls into question her ability to consent.
- You supplied Faith, and 18-year old girl, with recreational marijuana (she has the medicinal card, but you are not a licensed medical dispensary). Weak, especially in CA, but still a fucking crime.
- You were with another woman at the same time you were in LA having constant unprotected sex with Faith.
- You released revenge porn against Faith, then agreed to break it off and send her home, then backed down because you were afraid that she would press charges (more evidence that you are absolutely guilty of this crime).
- You have apparently gotten her pregnantā¦before she even turned 19. Are you serious?
- Your attempts to have a child are for solely selfish reasonsāyou know full well that youāve put yourself and Faith on a statistical sled-ride towards disaster. You have a kid when itās the right thing to do, not because you feel like your ālivinā hardā life is catching up with you and you just gots ta know what itās like to be a daddy.
- You two havenāt even known each other for 8 months at the time of this writing.
- You two were saying that you love each other after two days of texting.
- Faithās Discord DMs to you read like a 12-14 year old girl, yours donāt read much better. But, knowing the otherwise adult (if not utterly mediocre) quality of your writing, you were obviously trying to ācome downā to her level. Grooming much? Just because sheās a young 18 doesnāt mean that she canāt be manipulated.
- You have nothing to teach a child. You cannot lead by example. You are a piece of shit. I can hear the fireside rendition of āhow I met your motherā now. How pathetic that you canāt even tell your own children the truth of how his/her parents got together. Fuck, it makes me sick.
- Faith strung you along to make you believe that Ariana and I were okay with her going to meet you in LA, and when you found out that she had to lie to us to get our approval, you assisted her in that deception.
- You promised me that you were not giving her alcohol. You lied.
- You released revenge porn.
- You released revenge porn.
- YOU RELEASED REVENGE PORN.
Read through that list very carefully you emotionally stunted, worthless wretch of a man-child. None of what I have written is baseless. You just lack the ability to take responsibility for your own pathetic, abhorrent actions.
āInstead of, you know, actually giving a fuck about Faith, they have waged a campaign of public destruction against me and my show.ā
Yup! You poor, stupid, brain-dead Makerās Mark zombie. We DO care about Faith. YOU are destroying her life. Because we care about HER, we must necessarily seek YOUR destruction. You may as well ask me to just sit back and watch you beat her (no, you gelatinous, shouting coward, Iām NOT saying that you beat herāsomething that we have in commonābut what you are doing to her is, in our opinion just as bad, and could have more substantial long-term damage.
āSince I am literally known for being an asshole and arguably a piece of shit, it hasnāt really had all that much of an effect on the Killstream itself. But, I would be lying to you if I said it hasnāt had an effect on her and I.ā
Your being known as an asshole is not your problem, but that you seem to take pride in it. Arguably a piece of shit? Who would argue? You would be āā¦lying to [everyone] if [you] said it hasnāt had an effectā¦ā Well, you ARE a liar. If the shoe fits.
The only way that any of this has any effect on Faith at all is if you bring her into it. This crusade is against you, shorty, not her. If you let her get hurt by it, thatās on you, because weāre not attacking herā¦weāre attacking you.
āTo make a long story short, their daughter has chosen to live with me and they simply cannot handle it.ā
Her choice does not bother us nearly as much as your acceptance of her choice. Sheās 18 and supposed to make stupid decisions. You have no excuse.
āSheās pregnant with my child, and they canāt accept it.ā
We accept it and are horrified by it. Every reasonable person in the world would be horrified by it. What fucking world do you come from where you think that this is the right or smart move. For you? For Faith? For your child? A man, by all other men, can be judged by nothing more than the sum of his actions. You should judge yourself by the same measure and feel utter contempt for your own character because of these things that you have done.
āDespite Faith herself publicly asking them to stop with their provocations, they refuse.ā
Faith could have asked us personally. But we heard your words in her mouth. Like you, Faith never answered for anything wrong that she did. Like you, she refuses to accept responsibility for repugnant acts. Unlike you, she is very young and inexperienced in the world (sheās been out of the house and dependent on you for, whatā¦barely over two months?). Youāre a giant child, stomping his great Gunt hooves on the ground shouting āI din du nuffin,ā but when you are called on your degeneracy, you sit back and cry āwhy is evey-one so mean!ā That you are surprised at our hatred of you and our disappointment in Faith literally makes me want to drink myself stupid. But thatās your jobāand I wouldnāt dare face off against you on that battlefield.
āTheyāre sick people and seem to be enjoying this whole thing.ā
Enjoying this whole thing? Even on you, apparently soon-to-be Gunt-father, I would not wish the pain that you have visited upon us by actions that you find completely reasonable. You have but to ask yourself one question: if your child is a girl, would you want her doing what Faith did? If the answer is anything but a resounding āno,ā then you have no business procreating.
āThe cretinous sperg who calls himself a father is now plotting to write a book about this whole affair.ā
Thanksāfrom the bottom of my heartāfor taking that bait. Notice how I never said Iād try to make money off it. Did you ever stop to consider that it was intentional? Oh, Iāll still probably try to write a book about this horror story, if for no other reason than to create a cautionary tale for other parents whose young daughters may fall prey to your kind. But, if by some wild stretch it can make money, Iāll set up a trust fund for our grandchildāthe kid will need it.
āCretinous sperg.ā Love it! Keep āem coming, Gunt.
āI guess that will make up for the shitty screenplays heās been writing all these years.ā
Be fair, Gunt. Youāve never read any of my screenplays. Iāll send āem to you if you want to give me notes LOL. But, a masterful move on your part to claim I am a grifter by being the first one of us to mention my hobby publicly. Fucking classic.
āLike 99.9% of the population, you have probably never read a Matthew Vickers screenplay.ā
The same percentage of the population that has never heard of the Killstream. At least I donāt depend on my shitty screenplays to make a living.
āBut now he has me to write about. People finally care about his words. The e-fame is within reach!ā
There are no villains, no fictional beasts, no horror movie monsters as vile as you are in reality. Who wouldnāt want to write about you? Youāre practically a fairy tale monster, Thanos-snapping happy families and bragging about it like youāre some damned hero. Rumpelstiltskin takes away first-born children to punish peopleā¦you put them ināGuntelstiltskin.
Sadly, I have to point out, that if I have garnered any āe-fameā at all, it is only because so many people hate you so much. But, since Iāve already made clear that I would go away if you would stop fucking up Faithās life, any of this supposed e-fame that you claim I want, is really on you. If you stop being such a piece of shit, Iām sure my popularity would fall off the face of the Earth. And then I would be happy, because my daughter would not be with a piece of shit. Win-win.
āThis piece of trash doesnāt give a single fuck about his daughter. Who writes stuff like this to their kid? Certainly not a level-headed and caring individual, thatās for sure. Oh, and in public he tries to portray her as mentally illā¦but in private he sends nasty letters dripping with scorn and derision. Heās a phony, plain and simple.ā
Desperate situations call for desperate measures. I stand by every word of the three paragraphs you shared, and I stand by every word of the entire letter posted here. Faith is absolutely mentally ill. But, sheās still an adult (as you both are constantly eager to remind everyone), and obviously knows the difference between right and wrong. So, Iām going to speak to her as an adult.
āAnd this is apparently what he wants, by the way. More dirty laundry, more back and forth allegations. It feeds it all, which Iām well aware of. Monitoring situations like this is actually my job and has been for a long time. But, at a certain point, what can you do?ā
What can you do? You could not knock up a vulnerable 18-year old girl that you groomed on the internet. You could stop excessively drinking. You could get a real job. You could stop breaking the law. You could visit my long list of grievances above and try to do something about changing your fucked-up degenerate life instead of pretending that Iām attacking Faith, when you know damn well that Iām attacking you.
āI donāt think Iāll have anything to add going forward, though. Faith is pregnant and they are apparently determined to fuck with us the whole way through.ā
You bet your big olā Gunt ass we are. I can think of nothing worse for a child than the environment you have created. Your problem is that one day, Faith is going to wake up. Sheās going to quickly outlive the new āfreedomā that sheās had for all of 8-9 weeks, and realize that real life is much, MUCH more difficult than her perceived grievances with us. Once that baby comes out and youāre too drunk and passed out to get up and deal with it, thatās when sheās going to start to realize what a fucking chump she chose for to father her child.
āStill, I thought it would be good to throw a little light on the vindictive Vickers duo for a change.ā
For a change? Haha. What have you been reading Gunty? The spotlight weāre shining on you necessarily shines a light on us. The difference between you and us is that weāre not a couple of thin-skinned pussies. There are plenty of people who have been perfectly clear to share negative thoughts about us. We just donāt care. You say you donāt care but seem intent on responding to every little slight thrown your way. It is a phenomenal train-wreck to behold.
āFaith and I have cut all contact with them now, but who knows what they have in store?ā
Ariana and I know.
āMaybe Fatt Matt has a musical he wants to make about the whole affair?ā
Musical ideas: Fatts? Fattom of the Opera? Les Fatt Miserables? Gunta Mia? Gunt? Fatt Matt and The Gunt? Hell, I donāt care, so long as thereās dancing and we get Andrew Lloyd Webber on board. Call your agent! Letās make it happen! Between the two of us, we should be able to break the 500 pound collaboration mark. I think that thereās a Tony Award for that category.
āOR, he could crowdfund an indie game! Maybe open up a Patreon or some shit and print up merch (heās already mentioned that, btw). The options are limitless for a scumbag like him.ā
Maybe I could do a livestream where I canāt pay attention to my show because Iām too busy reading shit-posts and seething at my friends. Be my muse, Gunt. Guide me on the grift. Who makes your Killstream stickers? Where do you get your Lakerās logo rip-off LA Killstream shirts printed? I wanted to look, but I had to scroll through a bunch of ads going through your blog post.
āImagine trying to fucking grift off the back of your own daughterās tragedy.ā
Her life is quite the tragedy nowā¦thanks to you. How fucking tanked were you when you wrote that line?
āIs thereās a lower form of human, besides pedophiles?ā
Only you, Gunt. Only you.
āI certainly canāt think of any off the top of my head. But thatās the reality for Mr. Vickers. I know I make a lot of noise about āgoing low,ā but this fucker has taken the proverbial cake and scarfed it down whole in one sitting.ā
Fatt Matt do love he some fucking cake. Sadly, I donāt have an internet picture memorializing me holding a cake. You one-upped me again, you sly dog. One dayā¦one day Gunt, Iāll prove that I love cake more than you.
āThis has been my life the last two months.ā
You canāt get out of your own head long enough to make any considerations of your part in this sad shit-show. All blame-throwing. No self-reflection.
āOh, I mustnāt forget the people taking potshots from every direction imaginable. Every opportunistic, no-talent hack you can think of has come out and tried to prop themselves up off my situation and the Vickersā lies.ā
Again, with vague accusations. Tell me what lies Fatt Matt has visited upon the innocent Gunt. Weāre all waiting, and we all want to know. But, stop to consider for just one moment. These no talent hacks. These people taking potshots from every direction. Who gives them their ammunition, you degenerate wretch? Is it the parents who are angry that some fucking worthless turd is holding their daughterās hand as he pied-pipers her off a bridge to white trash ruin? Or is it the turd himself?
āSupposed friends have taken shots, randoms in my mentions with this nonsense on the dailyā¦I would be lying to you if I said it was fun. Itās tiring and itās meant to be. They hope to wear me down. And if I wasnāt such a spiteful son-of-a-bitch, they probably already would have. Their hate, while annoying and sometimes even detrimental, is also my fuel.ā
Because you assume that the hate is unwarranted. You have earned our hatred Gunt. Others can have whatever problem with you that they want. But our grievance is real. You wanted us in the mud. You wanted us to play it your way. You canāt get your wish and then be pissed off about it.
āBy god you motherfuckers, I now have a full fucking tankā¦and itās about time to hit the open road.ā
You better hit that open road alone, with your back to us. Drive away, Gunt. Drive away fast.
Best Regards,
Fatt Matt: Grifting Cretinous Scumbag Sperg
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And the bagger's name? Albert Einstein.
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Why does he keep sniffing into the microphone?
And grinding his teeth
And grinding his teeth
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Great idea, saying goodbye to your daughter on FUCKING TWITTER. Dad of the year.
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