Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

chantal once said (not sure exactly what video, zachary michael clipped it in his video about her fruitarian BS) that she's grateful for her cycles because cycling means you haven't learned anything. then in the same breath right afterwards said they've taught her a lot about herself. so..

cheers, ladies and gents, to chantal learning yet again that she's learned absolutely nothing. what growth. :drink:
 
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You have every right to change your mind, but did you forget that this is the internet and people have every right to comment as well? Low IQ strikes again.
 
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hungryhippo said:
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You have every right to change your mind, but did you forget that this is the internet and people have every right to comment as well? Low IQ strikes again.
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Damn, man! It hasn't even been a couple of hours and she's already fighting with her audience about "I dO wHaT i WaNt!"

No one told this Hefty Heifer to announce any fucking thing so why is she going off already?

"YouTube is so full of negativity," yeah, and most of it came from her ass because in the past 72 hours she's striked channels, lashed out, halfway apologized numerous times, mentioned the Charlie Gold beef several times, brought Peetz on to represent for her like he was Lisa Bloom or some shit, and announced yet another dumb plan to eat healthy and exercise.

What Chantal doesn't realize is she in and of herself is inherently negative. YouTube is what she made of it and an extension of her real life. Poor health, bitter, mean, selfish, greedy, poor hygiene, horrible manners, a host of failed relationships, no friends, etc.

She brought that to YouTube and, well, you get what you give.
 
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Chantal last week: Reaction channels are stealing my views!

Chantal this week: If you do not like my content then do not watch!

She still cannot understand that people flock to reaction channels because they do not want to watch her but watch the reactors react to her videos. It is pretty much how someone will refuse to watch some bad teen flick but will watch it with a RiffTrax making fun of it. The grand majority of people that watch those channels would not suddenly give her all those views if they all vanished overnight.
 
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You can change your mind and people won't care. The problem is when you do it for 586 573rd time with no results, you become the fat bitch boy who called wolf and people will become sceptical and criticise you.

As others have said she simply wants the ass pats. And to be honest, she would have gotten them if she hadn't already done this ad nauseum.
 
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Eh, just stick Chins in a zoo. People can watch the eatbeast through the glass and say whatever they want and Chinny won't hear them. She can just lay around burping, farting, and scratching herself waiting for the keepers to throw in bales
of fast food nine times a day.
 
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She's a damn goldfish stuck in a loop and unable to learn from past experiences.
Junk food is rotting her brain and affecting memory processing.

Junk food in excess increases your insulin level to the point where your brain cells stop responding to it. This matters because insulin acts as a regulator for the hippocampal metabolism which is vital for memory processing. The hippocampus is important in consolidating info from short to long-term memory.

I'm no doctor but here's the sources:

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Comments when Chantal announces healthier eating and exercise, expecting asspats and praise:
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Less than 3 hours later when Chantal didn't get the attention she wanted and talks about NeGaTiViTy:
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Lol nice little puddle of support you have there, Chinny. Just ignore the hate, people project, you'll succeed one day, blah blah blah. Didn't know that realizing whiplash when you experience it for the umpteenth time from the same person counted as projection and hate. If the community tab hasn't been nuked in 24 hours I'll be impressed. But I don't expect it to make it through the night.

My favorite part about her failed diets is that it's never about eating less. Never. She can't have just one fast food meal. She's tried lying about it, but she always fails. It's easy to hear multiple burgers sliding around as she sets her fast food bag in the passenger's seat. We've all seen those large fast food cups in her car thanks to the reflection of her ugly sunglasses. Maybe eat one meal instead of four? Oh, heavens no; she has to eat you guys. Instead she drowns her salad (and a lot of other foods) in ranch, her attempts at exercise are nothing more than jiggling around and looking like a circus attraction, and whenever she's been eating off camera we're treated to those IG posts where she shows off her over priced vegetable juice and sugar-laden fruit drinks. Here's your daily reminder that Chantal is Type 2 and doesn't have a gallbladder. Still waiting for the amputation saga.
 
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She could set out fairly early on a cool day with plenty of water & her walker & benches every 200 yards or so & I guarantee she wouldn't be able to walk a 5K distance without ending up in emergency with crisis level high blood pressure or another hefty medical issue. The fact that she can't manage that distance, at her age due to self induced issues doesn't bother her & tells people everything they need to know about her "I Give A Shit" quotient about her own health.
 
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lmao alright. so this stage's heath journey is bc she just got her 'fitness' box. that explains it. shes so fucking transparent.

-shes not sponsored (lol im shocked)
-she looks like shit bc she is a child who cant wait to open her presents
-"this is a fabfitfun....book? you know?" and she only cares about her horoscope/ her horoscope is laughably wrong bc it actually wants her to exercise
-she will definitely be taking fall walks which of course means the weather not the fact that she cant walk unassisted anymore without falling
-she got 'glow milk' and has no idea what it is. why did she even get this box. i hope she pulls and alr and put something weird on her face
-the fucking cow doesnt know how to use the cow milk. she'll never touch that bottle again
-a hair removal device for her mustache. like literally thats what she said she'll use it for (she wont)
-she pulls the next two containers out and stares for a beat in total confusion. i seriously question why she bought this, and if she was expecting magic weight loss pills or something
-"these look....cuul"
-its a hair mask you fucking neanderthal. she says she needs it but i really dont think she should put shit on her hair with the problems she already has.
-she got sugar exfoliating cubes and i bet the next time shes high she eats them, she already said they smell like candy
-FUCKING LMAO SHE GOT A PEDICURE KIT. she cant reach her fucking hooves herself. she acts like she wants someone to come do her feet bc its "nicer to have somebody else do it for you" but we know the deal
-she got brow gel and again has no idea what its for. she puts it on and it has no effect.
-her hair is really nesty looking today. i bet she hasnt washed it in days.
-every item in this box has confused her
-she got a necklace and said she has a necklace extender for it lol. too fat for a fucking necklace
-loud unwrapping noises as she opens a set of copper-looking cannisters. that seems like an odd thing to be in this box but shes very excited for them, probably bc they can hold the candy she steals from peetz
-shes using that highlighter as eyeshadow and says you can really use it wherever, despite not knowing what it even was 4 minutes ago.
-and thats it. the most entertaining thing was watching her try to figure these items out as if they were exotic mysteries.
 
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ooh gorl i'm loving these amberlynn vibes with the cardigan, poop bun and messy ass bed.

my personal highlights (don't mean to put another full recap and be redundant, damn y'all are fast!):

- "i will definitely be taking fall walks" obligatory sure, jan.
- i don't like how much that depilatory device reminds me of a mini hitachi (:_(
-(in reference to the pedicure kit) "so much nicer for someone to do it for you, but.." baby girl you can't put on your own socks, stop frontin' lmao. poor peetz, hopefully the pumpkin spice scent is strong enough to cover the other myriad of aromas that are likely emanating from her admittedly horrible feet.
- those containers are ugly. not relevant, but she said they're the cutest. they're not.
- highlighting your brow bone creates the illusion of more eye area. it's nice if you say, have hooded eyes or low brows. however, when you have ursula eyebrows and fatty upper lids, it just emphasizes that your brows are arched to shit and how fat your eyes are.
 
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