🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

dlive.tv/PeoplesPopulistPress
look at how much fewer of these accounts donating less ppp has

 

[sophnar0747]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/15/20

• Sophia Narwitz compares Cuties to Gamergate. SOPHIA NOOOO

Nooooooo. I was dunking on the article on Twitter. I didn’t write that shit.

https://twitter.com/sophnar0747/status/1306002636852940801?s=21

 

[irujdksajksdjlsk]

i dont ever remember usernames on the blockchain being generated like that, i have an account from near that time and the username was just my dlive username

I might be off on the time frame. It's been a year or so since I last looked at it. But even Baked has a blockchain username like that https://dlive.tv/bakedalaska

 

[Null]

Ralph only just now made an LLC for his shit?

 

[MeltyTW]

I might be off on the time frame. It's been a year or so since I last looked at it. But even Baked has a blockchain username like that https://dlive.tv/bakedalaska

it seems to be doing that now, made an account and it gave me one of those names, so i tested it, giving it a bs name like some numbers seems to result in that but giving it a more recognizable username seems to give you the same name as your channel

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

It was definitely a good idea for Ralph to tell the hate watchers in his audience the name of his LLC, something that would be very hard for them to figure out for themselves. I'm sure nothing bad will come of it.

Good job there, buddy!

 

[Dell Conagher]

Ralph made the wyoming llc to dodge taxes and have some asset protection. hes going to start funneling money through it. next itll be a WYO bank account

 

[LanceHaver]

Ok, so using the power of autism and the rainbow pallet of colors in mspaint, I have concluded what we already knew: This doesn't make any sense.

At first I thought that maybe dlive had some dumb form of matching user donations to get around a tech/regional issue or some such, since the amounts posted by the dlive accounts were matched by some real-user donations. But then why do real-user donations vastly outnumber those? Why would dlive have to match donations for certain users and not others?

Until shannon provides some attempt at sweeping this up I am now convinced this is some real tom-fuckery.

Edit: @irujdksajksdjlsk claims this is blockchain related. I'm not familiar with any of that so I'm gonna refrain from commenting further.

Around the time DLive first came out, when I first registered to DLive and wanted to "link my LINO account", I was redirected to a portal-type thing that generated me a LINO account, and even though I had a regular DLive username, it gave me one of that dlive-12345 IDs. I think it might just be a thing that some older accounts have, before DLive streamlined things more.

 

[Eris!]

Ralph only just now made an LLC for his shit?

He aint gonna go to jail for abusing his child bride but he could go to jail for tax evasion. I doubt he's been paying taxes of his own volition on all that personal income.

 

[MeltyTW]

what a shitty fucking website for a feature to be so counter-intuitively broken that it looks downright fraudulent

 

[David Spadem]

This came across my feed and I had to immediately rewind when I heard "Yabby Hunter Gunt" (Might be Gun but it will always be Gunt in my Heart).
Sad thing is it actually looks like him present day, this YouTube algorithm is just fucking with me now.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Popping in for current pages around stream time and Twitter freakouts for legit highlights will probably get you what you need



He is a retard who thinks he's rich because enough to pay the bills comes in for yelling at his computer. He is a degenerate living in a shack, but he thinks he's a king because his paypigs tell him so. That is why he thinks he can afford a child

Ralph can afford a child. They’re not as expensive as people think. Private school, lessons, summer camp, etc., might cause a pinch, but it’s very do-able if the parents earn, spend, and save wisely.

...BUT, kids are a ton of work, from the time they’re born, and well into adulthood (in my opinion, the job is never done). Above all, they require stability and long-term planning, preferably within a loving nuclear family. And those are qualities that neither Ralph nor his child bride have demonstrated. I’m not so worried that the kid will grow up poor as I am that the kid will grow up with an abusive, alcoholic father who doxxes his mother’s pussy to win internet slap fights.

 

[Sasquatch82]

He mentioned using a variant on the name "Peaceful Sunset"

What a fucking dumbass. You just know the only reason he mentioned it is because he thinks the name is genius.
(Despite being a meme created by someone who hates him now).

 

[All becomes gunt]

Then the guntling will be a crazy fat Mexican Jew

YAHAAAAHAAAAAAA WELCOME TO THE SIMPSTREAM
Also its going to be prom king

 

[Noproblemo]

Because she lied to him about it. He immediately ran with it in a direction she didn't anticipate so she probably came clean - other than people in this thread, who would have guessed his first course of action would be to use news of a pregnancy to call his girlfriend's father a faggot?

Now he looks like a fool if he tells everyone that his wisely chosen finely aged potato lies about pregnancies, he's gonna get shit on if he backs out of it with a fake miscarriage, and we're gonna laugh forever if he goes the fake abortion route. He's shutting down the topic because he can't figure out a way out of it where he's not a living punchline

So now is the mad dash to knock her up for real so he doesn't embarrass himself 9 months later. Will the alcoholic sperm be able to conceive a child under stress? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball Z.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Current thread theme with punished Ralph going nuclear and all:

" fuel my gaunt. you're all makers mark".

 

[theguntsexpartner]

With regards to stream sniping Ralph here's my takes on it. I'm going to compare it to how DSP gets stream sniped, there's a dedicated snipe that is always sniping him called Dark Dave. His stream is zero commentary besides chat controlled soundboard clips, he streams everything including the boring shit that no one watches. I think with Ralph a dedicated snipe would get under his skin, especially with a free chat that can say whatever the hell they want.

Then you have the Tevin and LyteSydeBill stream snipes, and they specifically will either snipe streams they know are likely to have something of note occur or if there's a particular game that DSP is playing which they like to watch him play poorly at. With Ralph it's definitely much more difficult to determine if a stream is worth sniping since compared to DSP he's far more unstable and there's a lot more random chance to his antics, Phil is much more predictable. I think though that you can go by who he has on as guest and any other outside circumstances to determine if a stream snipe with commentary is warranted. Fridays are probably pretty good even without a guest since it's the end of the week, any alt-right guest is good, anyone controversial, or if Ralph has been acting particularly unhinged on Twitter prior to the stream. I guess this is mainly aimed at @Jester69 and @Bryan Dunn if they decide they want to keep sniping Ralph, don't do it everyday just do it whenever you feel like it. Tonight was a great example of a stream to just ignore entirely.

Hm i might be able to help out if needed, i can have my computer on whilst he stream since i will be working at it will be in the morning for me till the afternoon so i wont be tired from having to do it. only set back is i need to learn OBS, also i think someone else mentioned this, if we take turns stream sniping there would be less chance of a burn out from people

 

[Wall Street mole]

He aint gonna go to jail for abusing his child bride but he could go to jail for tax evasion. I doubt he's been paying taxes of his own volition on all that personal income.

Are superchats and patreon/new project 2 donations taxed? Does he pay taxes on merch sales?

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Are superchats and patreon/new project 2 donations taxed? Does he pay taxes on merch sales?

They would have to be they are income that will need to be declared, not too sure how it works in america but he would be classified as self employed and would have to lodge tax returns showing his earnings

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Then cut ties and take care of your other children that stand a better chance. Birds throw retard baby birds out of the nest so they can have more food. If she is genuinely just a manipulative retard that can't be helped, him doing all this is even less sensible.

People lecturing me that "you don't have kids so you don't know what he's going through" are looking at a man having a 24/7 Twitter tantrum engaging in shit that I'd consider humiliating to the forum and its community if it were any one of you doing it and are excusing it just because Ralph is an insufferable manchild who probably deserves it. While true, I'm not going to pretend it's good parenting. You're a retard if you disagree.

He's addicted to the spectacle. He is no better than Ralph. When Ralph is his age 18 years down the line and Faith has pumped out four tard babies by then he'll be doing the same shit to his oldest daughter's first boyfriend who is as equally fucked up as Faith.

I have kids and even if any of them acted the way Faith has there is no way I would act the way he has. In short it's mostly people who say "you don't have kids " don't have kids as well. In this case at least as far as I'm concerned you are dead right. Even if Vickers is sincere in wanting faith back this is the worst way to go about it.