TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[White Devil]

I guess she can eat the merch and the plushie.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Spoony had a panic attack not because of a mariachi band, he had one 'cause he suspected Miles was around the corner.

If anything, a Mariachi band playing would be a sign that Miles is not anywhere near.

It's when the Mariachi band suddenly goes silent, that's when Miles is around the corner.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So warthog has no food, no money, no job, is getting kicked out of her home, cries on twitter, begs for money, and has multiple medical issues.

Listen, I know Spoony is your idol and everything, but it isn't healthy to emulate his life.

Maybe pick someone successful to copy.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

So warthog has no food, no money, no job, is getting kicked out of her home, cries on twitter, begs for money, and has multiple medical issues.

Listen, I know Spoony is your idol and everything, but it isn't healthy to emulate his life.

Maybe pick someone successful to copy.

Like DSP or Quinton Reviews.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

So warthog has no food, no money, no job, is getting kicked out of her home, cries on twitter, begs for money, and has multiple medical issues.

Listen, I know Spoony is your idol and everything, but it isn't healthy to emulate his life.

Maybe pick someone successful to copy.

Like Cobain, Benoit, Hemingway, Williams...

 

[Bob-omb]

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Gee, I wonder why. Maybe if you hadn't wasted $300+ on bullshit you would be able to eat now.
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I like how she basically doxxed herself, btw. This girl needs a guardian, she cannot be trusted to function alone as an adult.

FFS I was more financially responsible when I was 12 then she is at 35.

 

[JohnMc]

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Gee, I wonder why. Maybe if you hadn't wasted $300+ on bullshit you would be able to eat now.
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I like how she basically doxxed herself, btw. This girl needs a guardian, she cannot be trusted to function alone as an adult.

She is determined to get her own thread here.

 

[White Devil]

She is determined to get her own thread here.

Someone should do the honors.

 

[DuckofDoom]

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Gee, I wonder why. Maybe if you hadn't wasted $300+ on bullshit you would be able to eat now.
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I like how she basically doxxed herself, btw. This girl needs a guardian, she cannot be trusted to function alone as an adult.

Ah yes, why buy food when you could buy Pokemon toys and wrestling merchandise. The ideas of "disposable income" and "living within your means" seem completely foreign to her and Noah. And many of the other cows out there, come to think of it.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Ah yes, why buy food when you could buy Pokemon toys and wrestling merchandise. The ideas of "disposable income" and "living within your means" seem completely foreign to her and Noah. And many of the other cows out there, come to think of it.

So what kind of food is Warthog buying anyway? If you're willing to invest in some spices, buy bulk meat, rice, pasta, yogurt, peanut butter, wheat bread, frozen veggies and soups, and make everything from scratch, you could eat like a queen for five dollars a day. Get a crock pot, some boullion, veggie soup, potatoes and some low-grade stew meat and you can make a beef stew that will last you a week. Freeze what you don't eat and store it for later. If all you're buying is sugar-loaded, prepackaged meals, you're going to be hungry more often and spend more on food.

 

[RJ MacReady]

So what kind of food is Warthog buying anyway?

After nearly a full decade of pathological obsession Rachel's grotesque body has adapted to printing out and eating Spoony's tweets and absorbing nutrients from the wood pulp and ink.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Like Cobain, Benoit, Hemingway, Williams...

You know, I wanted to ask if she is going to kill herself if Spoony blocks her, but considering she emulates him so hard, the answer is "never".

 

[Carlos Thin]

You know, I wanted to ask if she is going to kill herself if Spoony blocks her, but considering she emulates him so hard, the answer is "never".

I think will always have a "someday my prince will come" mentality no matter what he does, outside of suicide. God knows what she'll do then, probably pull a Hunchback of Notre Dame and hold his corpse for all eternity

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

This Rachel chick is more interesting to me than Spoony at this point.

I'm no dermatologist, but why doesn't she just get the thing on her face cut off? Maybe it's the kind of thing that grows back anyway?

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Everyone is more interesting than Spoony at this point. He's downright pathetic and it makes me MOTI to know he still exists.

 

[grandpasatan]

Ah yes, why buy food when you could buy Pokemon toys and wrestling merchandise. The ideas of "disposable income" and "living within your means" seem completely foreign to her and Noah. And many of the other cows out there, come to think of it.

I'll admit that I felt bad for her about the money thing with her health problems, until I saw the purchases. I'm all for buying yourself a small treat, but an ugly Rocklove necklace is around $100, and that's no small treat when you couldn't even afford groceries for a while. Kind of breathtaking how self-sabotaging she is and also tone-deaf: complaining about money then posting every stupid pop culture thing you buy online?

Guys, help me out: Being tagged in relation to a "violent nightmare" is most dude's love language, right?

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

This Rachel chick is more interesting to me than Spoony at this point.

I'm no dermatologist, but why doesn't she just get the thing on her face cut off? Maybe it's the kind of thing that grows back anyway?

I really want to know more about her. I dont have twitter so i guess i could go there (but i wont)
She is the most interesting aspect of spoonys life at this point. I dont have enough knowledge about her yet to know if i should laugh at her or pity the poor fool.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'll admit that I felt bad for her about the money thing with her health problems, until I saw the purchases. I'm all for buying yourself a small treat, but an ugly Rocklove necklace is around $100, and that's no small treat when you couldn't even afford groceries for a while. Kind of breathtaking how self-sabotaging she is and also tone-deaf: complaining about money then posting every stupid pop culture thing you buy online?

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Guys, help me out: Being tagged in relation to a "violent nightmare" is most dude's love language, right?

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Someone needs to introduce her to Bex Gerber. They’re two peas in a pod.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

I dont have enough knowledge about her yet to know if i should laugh at her or pity the poor fool.

Probably a mixture of both. Just like you'd handle any other mentally ill lolcow on here.

(Except of Spoony. Nobody should feel sorry for him anymore.)

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

I dont have enough knowledge about her yet to know if i should laugh at her or pity the poor fool.

Yeah that's kinda where I'm at with her. I don't think that spending free time on the farms and laughing at speds is a particularly healthy thing for me to do, but most of the time I can at least rationalize it to an extent knowing that I'm laughing at shitty people. Lucas Werner, Russel Greer, and Spoony--to a lesser extent--are flaming shitheels.

Rachel just seems like a sad case of ugly + poor + mental illness for right now.

I'll admit that I felt bad for her about the money thing with her health problems, until I saw the purchases. I'm all for buying yourself a small treat, but an ugly Rocklove necklace is around $100, and that's no small treat when you couldn't even afford groceries for a while. Kind of breathtaking how self-sabotaging she is and also tone-deaf: complaining about money then posting every stupid pop culture thing you buy online?

Way too many people see numbers in their bank account as permission to indulge in whatever stupid thing gets the dopamine flowing, then when they need money to take care of the actual necessities of life, stare at the flies coming out of their wallets in genuine bewilderment.