🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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temp o'rary said:
It says "this account doesn't exist", as if he'd deleted it, rather than the "this account has been suspended" you get after twitter drops the hammer

He does this a lot, the account disappears for a while then re-activates
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Yep. He just usually doesn't seem to when he's about to do something and is still active in whatever is going on. The last (or next to last) message was that he was going to watch a show, then talk about Ralph's Ade post. Seems odd to take your account down if you want people to see your review of something. I would think you would want to link it, or at least tell people where to find it since he seems to be rotating who is hosting his vids these days.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
No bullying Flam. He can't help being retarded. :(
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For the record, I rather like Flam. He's a bit spergy but it's part of his charm. He interacts with chat and puts effort into his scheduled streams which is a rarer and rarer combination these days. It's just his insistence on continuing to orbit the kinds of people that inhabit this sub-forum that leads to me picking at him every now and them.

@Flamenco since I saw you immediately browse this thread after I @'ed you take my brilliant, award winning advice - jettison everyone even slightly related to any drama sphere and embed yourself somewhere less hostile. DeOrio and Augie are obviously on Youtube's corporate shitlist as is and that's without taking into account the obvious half-life their drama has. Replacing Ralph with them is trading a bag of dogshit with a shovel of horseshit. I watched you interact with Justin Whang and Ricky Berwick, you have enough of a presence that you could find a home somewhere that isn't as horrifically radioactive. It's far too late to make the kind of clean break Zidan had but I'd genuinely like seeing you make a name somewhere that won't land you in the gutter one of these days.
 
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Ralph actually updated the article to correct his GamerGate typos. Quit making fun of him guys!

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Gunt has been doing a very good job at keeping a lot of this information away from his last few fans. Everyone that shits on him on Twitter is basically blocked and the same goes for Dlive. He's also only been selectively taking callers on his show. I've been trying to get on for a minute now and it's just not happening. Someone needs to do a video recap of all this like Jim (not him) but someone funny that doesn't come across like a sperg that his loyal base would listen to.
 
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Gunt has been doing a very good job at keeping a lot of this information away from his last few fans. Everyone that shits on him on Twitter is basically blocked and the same goes for Dlive. He's also only been selectively taking callers on his show. I've been trying to get on for a minute now and it's just not happening. Someone needs to do a video recap of all this like Jim (not him) but someone funny that doesn't come across like a sperg that his loyal base would listen to.
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Don't worry, when this is all said and done, I can think of quite a few of those niche documentary channels that will do a "The Rise and Fall of Ethan Ralph". I think they're just waiting for the saga to end.
 
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For the record, I rather like Flam. He's a bit spergy but it's part of his charm. He interacts with chat and puts effort into his scheduled streams which is a rarer and rarer combination these days. It's just his insistence on continuing to orbit the kinds of people that inhabit this sub-forum that leads to me picking at him every now and them.

@Flamenco since I saw you immediately browse this thread after I @'ed you take my brilliant, award winning advice - jettison everyone even slightly related to any drama sphere and embed yourself somewhere less hostile. DeOrio and Augie are obviously on Youtube's corporate shitlist as is and that's without taking into account the obvious half-life their drama has. Replacing Ralph with them is trading a bag of dogshit with a shovel of horseshit. I watched you interact with Justin Whang and Ricky Berwick, you have enough of a presence that you could find a home somewhere that isn't as horrifically radioactive. It's far too late to make the kind of clean break Zidan had but I'd genuinely like seeing you make a name somewhere that won't land you in the gutter one of these days.
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I give Flam a slight pass, he's like 18 years old and autistic. He basically just wants to eat hot pockets and play video games, he's a mostly normal kid. I hope he's able to figure shit out before it's too late.
 
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Notorious said:
Gunt has been doing a very good job at keeping a lot of this information away from his last few fans. Everyone that shits on him on Twitter is basically blocked and the same goes for Dlive. He's also only been selectively taking callers on his show. I've been trying to get on for a minute now and it's just not happening. Someone needs to do a video recap of all this like Jim (not him) but someone funny that doesn't come across like a sperg that his loyal base would listen to.
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anomiee said:
Don't worry, when this is all said and done, I can think of quite a few of those niche documentary channels that will do a "The Rise and Fall of Ethan Ralph". I think they're just waiting for the saga to end.
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Perhaps Toad McKinley?
 
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I imagine Faith just waking up every morning to a Ralph that hasnt slept more than 2 hours and absolutely glued to his fucking phone and computer monitor. There is barely any communication other than “FAAAITTTTHHHHH MAKE ME MUH SANDWICH NOWWWWWW” and “DONT BOTHER MEH! IM FUCKIN’ STREAMIN!!!!” While watching Ralph repeatedly mumble to himself “....fuckin alawgs....fuckin godwinson...fuckin karen farms...ill show em...ill fuckin show em all...wait til I get muh hands on josh...”. Ralph is holding onto all her electronics and double checking anything she views online with a fine tooth comb. He wont even let her make her own ps4 account in fear of DA ALAWGS contacting her and forwarding her messages from her parents.
Shes forced to eat and sleep and play Kingdom Hearts day n day out while hearing the muffled screams of a madman between the hours of 9:45EST and 12:30EST every night. Monday thru Friday. Never missing a beat.

She’s probably begging him every night before he streams to just get a job and quit all this and it just makes him even more angry because now HES LATE FOR THE KILLSTREAM!

it has to completely insane in his crack shack at the moment.

if faith isnt a sociopath, then she is living in her own version of Hell’s Labryinth and the guntguard are the cenobites.

“The Gunt. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us.”

“Ralph...whats going on? I thought you said you were famous. Who are you?”

“Explorers in the further region’s of the internet. Alawgs to some. Lolcows to others. Come! We have such sights to show you!!!”


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FakeNewsAnchor said:
No bullying Flam. He can't help being retarded. :(
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gran_autismo said:
I give Flam a slight pass, he's like 18 years old and autistic. He basically just wants to eat hot pockets and play video games, he's a mostly normal kid. I hope he's able to figure shit out before it's too late.
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Flam also figured out a lot quicker than anyone to just get the fuck away. I mean, it was partially because he didn't want to be bullied by mean old Zoom, but I think he knows to back off. Ralph was always the biggest asshole to him anyway, which made it really funny when he slapped Ralph right in the mouth during the pillstream,
 
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The Wokest said:
Is it too late? can Ralph get a normal job now?
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If he left the internet completely and kept his fucking mouth shut, he could keep people from finding his work and getting him fired. But with the fact he can never keep his mouth shut, drinks too much, is late all the time, bad attitude, doesn't work well with others or under stress and also never having a real job in his life, those will be the bigger factors in whether he could ever hold down a real job.
 
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