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Shaka Brah said:
It's quite possible they have no more effect than a placebo, but it's seen as the only way to stop people from going retard mode about corona. There are a lot of reasons to want people to go back to their lives, especially after all the fearmongering that amounted to nothing but anarcho-tyranny with not many people even getting sick.
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Dumb question but when was the last time that happened?
 
mandatorylurk said:
Stay tuned to the end for a bitchy little soyboy reporter screaming out "Kayleigh, if he's a law and order President why does he keep breaking the law????"
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Could you even imagine someone trying to do that to Obama (or even Biden now)? Not only would the dude never see the inside of the briefing room again, I doubt he would even be able to get a job writing for weekly world news (god rest its soul).
 
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Purple Pepsi said:
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You might want to consider cutting back on your food budget, considering you've got as many chins as you have jobs.
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Or maybe you should have went to trade school instead of going to a 4 year school for a worthless degree.
 
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Someone Awful said:
I wonder what Trump must be thinking if he's rushing out a vaccine to be ready in months rather than years. I've heard lots of regulations for vaccines development got stripped away but I'm not sure if those are bureaucratic red tapes or dismissing development and testing procedures. I hope it's just the former but I don't have great hopes for the vaccines to be honest.
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If I had to spitball a theory? I'd say he gets it "deployed" but with enough delays that it doesn't actually get out to more than a few handful of people who have agreed to test it. It'd be the ultimate moderate bait.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Kyle seems a bit upset.
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I'd be upset too considering the original Biden video was bad enough.

Tell me, do you know what the lyrics to 'Despacito' mean, translated?

They're about breathing on a girl's neck and whispering in her ear.

I thought Ace of Spades was kidding about it, too. Fuck me upside down, who is handling Biden? Do they WANT Trump to win?

Seriously, at this point I think Trump is going to win, and win big, because the Democrats alternate between 'WAAAAH ORANGE MAN BAD' and 'Vote for Biden or WE BURN DOWN THE ORPHANAGE!'.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
I'd be upset too considering the original Biden video was bad enough.

Tell me, do you know what the lyrics to 'Despacito' mean, translated?

They're about breathing on a girl's neck and whispering in her ear.

I thought Ace of Spades was kidding about it, too. Fuck me upside down, who is handling Biden? Do they WANT Trump to win?

Seriously, at this point I think Trump is going to win, and win big, because the Democrats alternate between 'WAAAAH ORANGE MAN BAD' and 'Vote for Biden or WE BURN DOWN THE ORPHANAGE!'.
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WAIT THAT VIDEO WAS REAL?
 
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DanteAlighieri said:
What the fuck were his handlers thinking?
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I'm not sure if that was preplanned or if that was just him, as he degenerates further they're going to have a harder time controlling him, he's just gonna get up there and yammer whatever comes into his head. They're obviously having more trouble keeping him lucid even for these short appearances.

Currently bets are that they'll claim he has Covid and has to be quarantined to avoid the debates. No way in hell they're gonna let him talk for more than a couple of minutes, let alone try to answer questions or debate Trump.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
They were thinking Trump's poll numbers are rising with Hispanics.
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It's kind of funny, isn't it?

Trump's seeing inordinately high averages in all of these different minority communities, he's seeing abnormally high levels of support in the gay community, he's seeing spikes in younger voting groups and moderates, undecideds, and first-time voters, and yet every single poll that they push at us tell us that he's losing by very substantial margins. What was the last one they tried to push this morning, that Biden was +21 in Maine or something?

How do they expect people to believe that Trump's support in all of these different groups be on the rise, and his support in the polls be consistently on a downward trend? They spend so much time trying to isolate all of the individual narratives to spin them as negatively as possible that they consistently forget to lean back, look at the big picture, and ask whether the entire narrative makes sense anymore.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
It's kind of funny, isn't it?

Trump's seeing inordinately high averages in all of these different minority communities, he's seeing abnormally high levels of support in the gay community, he's seeing spikes in younger voting groups and moderates, undecideds, and first-time voters, and yet every single poll that they push at us tell us that he's losing by very substantial margins. What was the last one they tried to push this morning, that Biden was +21 in Maine or something?

How do they expect people to believe that Trump's support in all of these different groups be on the rise, and his support in the polls be consistently on a downward trend? They spend so much time trying to isolate all of the individual narratives to spin them as negatively as possible that they consistently forget to lean back, look at the big picture, and ask whether the entire narrative makes sense anymore.
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Because they are counting on the white and Asian vote to turn out higher for Biden, enough to where he can get a straight flush the Upper Rust Belt (Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania) where not many non-whites live. White support is down for Trump and he needs two of those states to win, especially if Arizona goes to Biden. Three if Trump loses Pennsylvania, then he has to get Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota.

I'm confident we're getting a higher turnout for Hispanics, but if Trump loses enough white vote for Biden Harris to become president, it won't matter as they'll just go back to not voting and the Republicans will lose all that ground they made and have to start over again. Trump needs the Rust Belt state and he needs a high white turn out to do it.

I personally think that the white vote turnout will be higher than what the MSM are predicting but it's enough to be concerned.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
I'd be upset too considering the original Biden video was bad enough.

Tell me, do you know what the lyrics to 'Despacito' mean, translated?

They're about breathing on a girl's neck and whispering in her ear.

I thought Ace of Spades was kidding about it, too. Fuck me upside down, who is handling Biden? Do they WANT Trump to win?

Seriously, at this point I think Trump is going to win, and win big, because the Democrats alternate between 'WAAAAH ORANGE MAN BAD' and 'Vote for Biden or WE BURN DOWN THE ORPHANAGE!'.
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Here are the lyrics and yes they are as fucking terrible and so goddamn hilarious appropriate to Sniffing Uncy Joe. Spoiled for wall of latin date rape music

Yes, you know that I’ve been looking at you for a long time
I must dance with you today (DY)

(Daddy Yankee)
I saw that the look in your eyes was calling me
Show me the path that I will take (Oh)

(Luis Fonsi)
You, you’re the magnet and I’m the metal
I am getting closer and making a plan
Simply thinking about it makes my heart race (Oh yeah)

(Daddy Yankee)
Now, I’m already liking it more than usual
All of my senses are asking for more
We cannot do this in a rush

(Luis Fonsi)

Slowly
I want to breathe in your neck slowly
Let me murmur things in your ear
So that you remember if you’re not with me
Slowly
I want to undress you in kisses slowly
Firmly in the walls of your labyrinth
And of your body, I want to create a manuscript
Up, up
Up, up, up
I want to see your hair dance
I want to be your rhythm
Want you to show my mouth
Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)
Let me trespass your danger zones
Until I make you scream
And you forget your last name

(Daddy Yankee)
If I ask for a kiss come give it to me
I know that you’re thinking about it
I’ve been trying to do it for awhile
Mami this is giving and giving it to you
You know that with me your heart goes bom bom
You know that from me that babe is looking for a bom bom
Come try my mouth and see if you like its taste
I want to see how much love fits in you
I’m not in a rush I want to experience this trip
Let’s start slowly, then savagely
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little
When you kiss me in that state of distress
I see that you are malice and delicacy
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little
And it’s just that your beauty is a puzzle
But to finish it here I have the missing piece

(Luis Fonsi)
Slowly
I want to breathe in your neck slowly
Let me murmur things in your ear
So that you remember if you’re not with me
Slowly
I want to undress you in kisses slowly
Firmly in the walls of your labyrinth
And of your body, I want to create a manuscript
Up, up, up, up
I want to see your hair dance
I want to be your rhythm
Want you to show my mouth
Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)
Let me trespass your danger zones
Until I make you scream
And you forget your last name
Slowly
We’re gonna do it on a beach in Puerto Rico
Until the waves scream Oh Lord
So that my seal stays with you

(Daddy Yankee)
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little

(Luis Fonsi)
I want you to show my mouth
Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)

(Daddy Yankee)
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little

(Luis Fonsi)
Until I make you scream
And you forget your last name
Slowly.
 
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