Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Kari Kamiya]

What the fuck were his handlers thinking?

Don't forget Kamala tried to go down the "I'm your mommy" route with "Mamala", which was stated in the Biden thread means "suck my cock" as "mamalo" is penis in Spanish.

Basically, the DNC really doesn't understand Spanish despite the pandering they do.

 

[Flexo]

Here are the lyrics and yes they are as fucking terrible and so goddamn hilarious appropriate to Sniffing Uncy Joe. Spoiled for wall of latin date rape music

Spoiler

Yes, you know that I’ve been looking at you for a long time
I must dance with you today (DY)

(Daddy Yankee)
I saw that the look in your eyes was calling me
Show me the path that I will take (Oh)

(Luis Fonsi)
You, you’re the magnet and I’m the metal
I am getting closer and making a plan
Simply thinking about it makes my heart race (Oh yeah)

(Daddy Yankee)
Now, I’m already liking it more than usual
All of my senses are asking for more
We cannot do this in a rush

(Luis Fonsi)

Slowly
I want to breathe in your neck slowly
Let me murmur things in your ear
So that you remember if you’re not with me
Slowly
I want to undress you in kisses slowly
Firmly in the walls of your labyrinth
And of your body, I want to create a manuscript
Up, up
Up, up, up
I want to see your hair dance
I want to be your rhythm
Want you to show my mouth
Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)
Let me trespass your danger zones
Until I make you scream
And you forget your last name

(Daddy Yankee)
If I ask for a kiss come give it to me
I know that you’re thinking about it
I’ve been trying to do it for awhile
Mami this is giving and giving it to you
You know that with me your heart goes bom bom
You know that from me that babe is looking for a bom bom
Come try my mouth and see if you like its taste
I want to see how much love fits in you
I’m not in a rush I want to experience this trip
Let’s start slowly, then savagely
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little
When you kiss me in that state of distress
I see that you are malice and delicacy
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little
And it’s just that your beauty is a puzzle
But to finish it here I have the missing piece

(Luis Fonsi)
Slowly
I want to breathe in your neck slowly
Let me murmur things in your ear
So that you remember if you’re not with me
Slowly
I want to undress you in kisses slowly
Firmly in the walls of your labyrinth
And of your body, I want to create a manuscript
Up, up, up, up
I want to see your hair dance
I want to be your rhythm
Want you to show my mouth
Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)
Let me trespass your danger zones
Until I make you scream
And you forget your last name
Slowly
We’re gonna do it on a beach in Puerto Rico
Until the waves scream Oh Lord
So that my seal stays with you

(Daddy Yankee)
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little

(Luis Fonsi)
I want you to show my mouth
Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)

(Daddy Yankee)
Step by step, soft then softly
We come up against each other, little by little

(Luis Fonsi)
Until I make you scream
And you forget your last name
Slowly.

Didn't that Ricky English (or whatever his name is) have a song almost just like that which was later critiqued for all its rapey overtones?

EDIT: Oh wait, he had 2. Suddenly I'm starting to understand why @Bender and I have commitment issues (being built in mexico and all).

 

[Standardized Profile]

I honestly hope this vaccine will get tested before they use it on the elderly. And I didn't know that news reporters now are whiny American cunts.

They've been testing them for months and the short term effects are pretty well known. Long term effects don't really matter to the elderly, especially those with conditions that place them at extremely high risk for COVID.

I've heard of some instances where people that had the china cough once, came down with it again.

Actual reinfection is super rare. I think there's like 3 or 4 confirmed cases, out of 26 million initial cases.

 

[BubbleButt]

I love how these chuckleheads keep lionizing these people like Fauci.

Fauci is just doing his fucking job, he doesn't care how much some soy guzzling shitlibs hate Trump.

 

[verissimus]

I love how these chuckleheads keep lionizing these people like Fauci.

Fauci is just doing his fucking job, he doesn't care how much some soy guzzling shitlibs hate Trump.

What job is that? Being an inconsistent dullard?

 

[BubbleButt]

What job is that?

Same as whatever fucking thing Mueller got all that praise for.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Same as whatever fucking thing Mueller got all that praise for.

Ah, saying "orange man bad".

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

It's kind of funny, isn't it?

Trump's seeing inordinately high averages in all of these different minority communities, he's seeing abnormally high levels of support in the gay community, he's seeing spikes in younger voting groups and moderates, undecideds, and first-time voters, and yet every single poll that they push at us tell us that he's losing by very substantial margins. What was the last one they tried to push this morning, that Biden was +21 in Maine or something?

How do they expect people to believe that Trump's support in all of these different groups be on the rise, and his support in the polls be consistently on a downward trend? They spend so much time trying to isolate all of the individual narratives to spin them as negatively as possible that they consistently forget to lean back, look at the big picture, and ask whether the entire narrative makes sense anymore.

I don't fucking know, man. Maybe? Hopefully?

Jew media be dammed. Or are they #ourguy? Fuck I dunno.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

To folks freaking out about the vaccine, I give you the swine flu timeline.

For anybody who doesn't want to scroll, the first instance of swine flu in humans was recognized on April 17, 2009. A vaccine was first distributed in the US on October 5, 2009.

Less than six months from initial recognition to vaccine distribution. To my knowledge, nobody died.

There are safety regulations, yes, but a lot of the lead time on drug manufacturing is also bureaucratic red tape. Whether you plan on getting the vaccine is up to you (I hope-- it's very likely going to be a requirement in certain health care fields), but this isn't exactly unprecedented.

 

[Vecr]

To folks freaking out about the vaccine, I give you the swine flu timeline.

For anybody who doesn't want to scroll, the first instance of swine flu in humans was recognized on April 17, 2009. A vaccine was first distributed in the US on October 5, 2009.

Less than six months from initial recognition to vaccine distribution. To my knowledge, nobody died.

There are safety regulations, yes, but a lot of the lead time on drug manufacturing is also bureaucratic red tape. Whether you plan on getting the vaccine is up to you (I hope-- it's very likely going to be a requirement in certain health care fields), but this isn't exactly unprecedented.

Sure, but that's a flu vaccine, something that we are quite good at adapting to a new strain. The issue with this one is that, as far as I can tell, there has never been a large scale vaccination for a coronavirus before. It's probably fine, but it's good to be cautious.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

There also weren't people talking about including microchips, invisible confirmation marks, and a mass registry of the inoculated with the swine flu vaccine, as far as I know.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Basically, the DNC really doesn't understand Spanish despite the pandering they do.

I was binging TV Tropes when I read this so your post came off as comparing them to otherworldly invaders making poor attempts at understanding human morals and tastes, instead of just being chauvinists on the verge of failure.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

To folks freaking out about the vaccine, I give you the swine flu timeline.

For anybody who doesn't want to scroll, the first instance of swine flu in humans was recognized on April 17, 2009. A vaccine was first distributed in the US on October 5, 2009.

Less than six months from initial recognition to vaccine distribution. To my knowledge, nobody died.

There are safety regulations, yes, but a lot of the lead time on drug manufacturing is also bureaucratic red tape. Whether you plan on getting the vaccine is up to you (I hope-- it's very likely going to be a requirement in certain health care fields), but this isn't exactly unprecedented.

I forgot the swine flu had a vaccine, all I remembered was the stupid Tamaflu.

I was binging TV Tropes when I read this so your post came off as comparing them to otherworldly invaders making poor attempts at understanding human morals and tastes, instead of just being chauvinists on the verge of failure.

That's because they're Reptilians.

 

[Adamska]

Sure, but that's a flu vaccine, something that we are quite good at adapting to a new strain. The issue with this one is that, as far as I can tell, there has never been a large scale vaccination for a coronavirus before. It's probably fine, but it's good to be cautious.

Spot on. The closest we ever came to seriously researching coronaviruses for vaccines was when SARS broke out, and that pretty much burned out before anything close to a final product was ready, which stripped funding due to how rarely these things break out.

 

[Jarolleon]

Yes. There's even a Subreddit talking about the phenomion -- https://www.reddit.com/r/DrumpfIsFinished



One of the things Based Dilbert Merchant pointed out very succinctly a year or two into this mess is how without a laugh track a lot of the left simply can't figure out what's a joke. They absolutely cannot tell sarcasm or humor when it's being used, ESPECIALLY if they're the butt of the joke.

I suspect they literally can't understand that anyone could ever consider their very serious positions and very serious candidates and very serious beliefs to be possible to be mocked, because they're so very serious and it's literally not possible to disagree with them in good faith.



This is a HORRIBLE fucking idea given the discussion of what untested or undertested vaccines have done to Kiwis in the China Virus thread.

Maybe there's a correlation between being unable to get jokes and being a self-righteous prick, and guess what kind of person you're going to find opposing you most often if you argue politics a lot.

 

[blackmarketbaby]

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Kyle seems a bit upset.

The idea of doctored is lost on these folks

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

The idea of doctored is lost on these folks

For most of them I really don't think it is. It's just bad faith. They know attacking Trump for whether the joke is in good taste or not won't work, so they pretend not to realize it's a joke, that way they can attack it as being a lie.

Or, to put it another way, "Joke's on them I'm just pretending to be autistic".

 

[blackmarketbaby]

Or, to put it another way, "Joke's on them I'm just pretending to be autistic".

Bad faith isn't autistic...

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

Sure, but that's a flu vaccine, something that we are quite good at adapting to a new strain. The issue with this one is that, as far as I can tell, there has never been a large scale vaccination for a coronavirus before. It's probably fine, but it's good to be cautious.

The Swine Flu also wasn't a variant of the seasonal flu (else the regular flu shot would have had some level of efficacy in preventing it); it still had to be isolated and researched and independently manufactured. You couldn't just inject H1N1 into a Fluzone suspension and call it a day.

Not my point, though. The point was that panicking about relaxed regulations is ridiculous is because those regulations are largely red tape. There are, of course, safety requirements and health regulations, but a lot of the wait time on drug development overall is bloated regulations and government inefficiency; the process has to be reviewed at every single step, which requires submission to government agencies, then waiting for them to get back to you. Even if everything goes perfectly you're in for a lot of downtime.

A new vaccine can be produced within months, but the approval process at every step easily doubles development time. Even the seasonal flu -- a vaccine which is rolled out like clockwork every year and is generally proven not to kill people -- has a roughly eight month lead time due to regulations, which is why the flu vaccine is based on best guesses from the previous year's flu season. The lead time is so long they have to make it in February and hope it's still relevant by September (and god help you if a second flu strain shows up).

Eliminating those regulations and prioritizing review doesn't equate to the vaccine being developed hastily and wantonly.

Of course, I wouldn't dismiss anybody's personal trepidation or say it should be mandatory or even try to convince anybody to go get one-- I'm not interested in getting a coronavirus shot, either. But saying that trying to get a first wave of a vaccine out by October is by itself a bad idea and must mean that they didn't test it is absurd. (Especially since they're talking about getting distribution approval from the CDC. The CDC kind of needs comprehensive testing information before they can approve something to enter mass production.)

There also weren't people talking about including microchips, invisible confirmation marks, and a mass registry of the inoculated with the swine flu vaccine, as far as I know.

Hmm. Laying down that infrastructure would add on to production time. That's fair.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I'm not sure if that was preplanned or if that was just him, as he degenerates further they're going to have a harder time controlling him, he's just gonna get up there and yammer whatever comes into his head. They're obviously having more trouble keeping him lucid even for these short appearances.

Currently bets are that they'll claim he has Covid and has to be quarantined to avoid the debates. No way in hell they're gonna let him talk for more than a couple of minutes, let alone try to answer questions or debate Trump.

It was likely preplanned since they had Luis Fonsi introduce him. Which just ups the cringe factor to me since it means an entire committee of Democrats got together and thought this up instead of Biden just getting in his mind that what those latin-exes really like is that ethnic music just like Corn Pop used to listen to.