🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

A couple different things have been suggested, perhaps you folks could work out a schedule of some sort so you don't get burnt out? It's hard flipping between the couple that have been going on.. @Sam Losco has been doing a pretty good restream, very little if any talking over.. @Bryan Dunn has been doing a couple nights as well, talking over a little. I think you guys could get together adn work out something!

Gameplay in the corner is a good idea!

CONELRAD round robin chain to delay gunt attacks on our soil

 

[Vetti]

Id just repurpose the gunt gaurd thread if i was you. Last time someone asked josh to add more threads about ralph he told him to go kill himself. So i think these two threads are all were gonna get.

I guess it's only a few pages deep. Worth a shot.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

I guess it's only a few pages deep. Worth a shot.

Be kinda cool to see micro theads of the capos in it. Hell it might even attract the capos to come in the thread again and give us more corn

 

[Postal Pippa]

A couple different things have been suggested, perhaps you folks could work out a schedule of some sort so you don't get burnt out? It's hard flipping between the couple that have been going on.. @Sam Losco has been doing a pretty good restream, very little if any talking over.. @Bryan Dunn has been doing a couple nights as well, talking over a little. I think you guys could get together adn work out something! I'm just some random faggot though, so take that for what's it's worth.

Gameplay in the corner is a good idea!

Im fine running 5 days a week. I know Sam does like to add commentary if he can, and Bryan I think does it regularly. So I have no qualms about being the silent restream thats always there.
That way I can slack on keeping up with chat to play a game and keep folks semi entertained through the dead portions.
I can also forgo the bingo in that case since we would have others on it unless the Bingo is one of those must haves lmao.
I dunno, if yall have ideas or suggestions for me feel free to toss em. Id like to have a bit of an alternative to the normal restreams that way Im not biting anyones style.

 

[MeltyTW]

Be kinda cool to see micro theads of the capos in it. Hell it might even attract the capos to come in the thread again and give us more corn

plus itll drive ralph nuts and he wont ignore it

 

[Crystal Golem]

Be kinda cool to see micro theads of the capos in it. Hell it might even attract the capos to come in the thread again and give us more corn

People could do posts formatted in the style of threads so if certain characters ever became thread worthy it would be a good reference.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That thread was made to contain squabbles in this thread that arise when gunt guards make accounts and shit the place up running cover for Ralph. It's not supposed to be for dedicated delves into Ralph's capos, though a thread of that nature is long over due.

I don't know, sounds like it might be useful for gawking at paypigs too. Like fixing up an old house.

 

[aediot]

That's a pretty important detail. I guess ER is hoping nobody will pay attention to that.

I'm gonna be real with you, I had no idea this existed when I grabbed his social.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

People could do posts formatted in the style of threads so if certain characters ever became thread worthy it would be a good reference.

Finally, a comprehensive database of all the peepeepants gator cards

 

[Sammich]

People could do posts formatted in the style of threads so if certain characters ever became thread worthy it would be a good reference.

Not sure if it's verboten, but perhaps folks could dig into guests a little too. I know Dingo had a big stink awhile ago, be fun to show the type of person that would go on the killstream.

I'm gonna be real with you, I had no idea this existed when I grabbed his social.

wasn't his social on the baph thread? I remember it vaguely, along with his credit card numbers (which was beyond funny to me) I am really starting to second guess myself now.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

The problem is any journo who wanted to do a proper hit piece on Ralph would have to comb through hundreds of hours of Killstreams. Or they could read the thread, but they wouldn't.

Thousands. Keep in mind that he’s streamed pretty much every weeknight for anywhere from 2.5 to 6 hours, for the better part of 4 years.The most meticulous journos in the world wouldn’t fucking bother. I’m pretty sure the alphabet agencies wouldn’t be able to get through it if they needed to. There’s just so much shit.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/16/20

• Ralph is mouthing "fuck you bitch" & flipping off the camera (because muted initially)
• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the Copeseethe Reeeeeecap I am your host BOLDYSPICY
• Ralph is bragging that his "hitpiece" got a bunch of views
• Gator sighs that Ralph keeps getting himself into trouble
• Ralph is "taking the L" on fucking this
• This =
• DESTINY IS COMING ON FRIDAY GET HYPE
• ( @Jester69 you really got into his head, he's still fucking with his mic/audio )
• Gator sez DLive sucks, go build your N towers on Entropy
• Ralph "lowered [his] standards" to fuck Ade. Of course he did, Ade is actually a legal adult woman
• "3-time Killstream guest" Ryan Long makes a joke video on pegging (which is actually pretty funny)
• Ralph asks Gator if he's said enough [on Ade]. Gator says yes, Ralph has said enough.
• Chat sez NOOOOOOOOO KEEP GOING RALPH
• Logan Paul is gonna fight Floyd Mayweather? According to Keemstar???
• Proud Latino Jon Del Arroz calls Ralph a filthy degenerate who fucks e-whores. He also makes sci-fi comics I guess
• I just realized DLive keeps fucking with the quality of the stream on me
• Kanye talk
• 
  
• 
  
• MEMPHIS MAULER
• Jon Del Arroz is cringing over Biden playing Despacito
• Chat is telling Ralph to stop sticking his dick in crazy & "thumbing whores"
• Smash or pass on Kim Kardashian? Chat unanimously said pass
• Gator says Kim & Ralph have something in common (a sex tape)
• Superchat making a sniff joke sends Gator cackling
• 
  
• Let it go, Ralph.
• We have...uh...that one...softspoken, uh, caller...who talks, uh...like this...
• Now let's talk about the Holocaust (really)
• I'm serious, this is not a joke
• 
  
• (the article)
• Ralph, Patrick Little almost aborted the Retort, what the fuck are you doing
• Superchat: "We need Patrick Little's opinion."
• Caller: "Are you allowed to run ads on your site?" Ralph: "If I'm running ads, what do you think."
• Gator & Mundane Matt are feuding because Matt is jealous of Gator
• Ralph is really dragging now. He was so full of vim & vigor starting out but now he's ready to nod off. Didn't someone say that was a pill thing?
• Next caller tells an r/thathappened story about him getting into a scuffle with a BLM group in Ithica(?), NY & getting his head bashed open
• I'll be damned, I guess it actually did happen.
• 
  
• Caller Scratchpoint talking about the "winners" bailed out by the Minnesota Freedom Fund, like a dude that raped an eight-year-old girl
• 
  
• Pedos bad, etc.
• Smash or pass on elected officials
• "Here's her photo...shoot...shot" it's called a headshot, Ralph
• 
  
• Scratchpoint says he can't play Smash or Pass because he's married. Ralph makes fun of him. Ralph who is planning on marrying his (supposed) babymama.
• Guy who got his head bashed ends with "PATRICK LITTLE IS A TRUE PATRIOT & HE DESERVES A STREET MURAL LIKE BLM---" "OKAY YES THANK YOU CALLER GOODBYE"
• Sunday is Ralph's birthday.
• SMASH OR PASS ON THE PRESS SECRETARY
• talking about whether or not Biden is a pedo
• Guy talks about how his aunt got mad at him over text about him making Biden pedo jokes. I can't tell which caller/panelist this is because they all sound the fucking same
• Talking about whether or not you can trade tacos for crack
• Wait what
• 
  
• Oh nvm
• "SHOUTOUT TO THE PODCAST GANG GANG AUUUUUGGGGHHHH"
• Trump makes people mad because he's always winning, like Ralph
• Ralph is mad that other people co-op GaemrGate
• Reminiscing about outing a tranny during GG---not Brianna Wu, someone else
• 
  
• Ralph & co. fantasize about holding cabinet positions under President Tucker Carlson in 2024
• Who is Jon Del Arroz? He says he is drunk. He is walking down to the hotel bar with his laptop to get last call
• Del Arroz likes Charlie Kirk because he's nice to him
• Is DLive gonna be mad if we show Boogie's nudes
• Del Arroz says Boogie looks like a melting ice cream cone. His drink of choice is vodka & soda[water]
• Let's talk about how Latinos hate Jews
• Killstream always simps for Tucker
• Watching news clips & news articles galore. Just. . .fucking. . .nothing but this shit.
• PS5 shit
• Reminiscing about the Dreamcast & buying consoles at launch
• THAT'S IT
• Wait let me read these
• THAT'S IT
• [regular outro]
• "ONE MORE FOR THE DLIVE CREW"
• [plays Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues"]
• "Lotta mutherfuckers wanna put me there but they can't, suck my dick"
• "SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD, GOODNIGHT"
• [slur-yells along to Folsom Prison Blues & bangs on his table]

Okay, that's it for real.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

Not sure if it's verboten, but perhaps folks could dig into guests a little too. I know Dingo had a big stink awhile ago, be fun to show the type of person that would go on the killstream.




wasn't his social on the baph thread? I remember it vaguely, along with his credit card numbers (which was beyond funny to me) I am really starting to second guess myself now.

Dingos different. Hes a paypig that tried to/kinda sorta did buy his way into IBS. He aint no civy, fuck him

 

[aediot]

wasn't his social on the baph thread? I remember it vaguely, along with his credit card numbers (which was beyond funny to me) I am really starting to second guess myself now.

No idea.

Also didn't grab it from him talking about his shell company either, I don't pay attention to podcasts and things like that unless someone close sends me a snippet or something.

 

[mastercthulhu]

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ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

there

ralph really has no self awareness
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none

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

No idea.

Also didn't grab it from him talking about his shell company either, I don't pay attention to podcasts and things like that unless someone close sends me a snippet or something.

Out of curiosity was there anything you had that you held back on? The "go away" part made it all seem like a warning shot as opposed to a kill shot.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/16/20

• Ralph is mouthing "fuck you bitch" & flipping off the camera (because muted initially)
• Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the Copeseethe Reeeeeecap I am your host BOLDYSPICY
• Ralph is bragging that his "hitpiece" got a bunch of views
• Gator sighs that Ralph keeps getting himself into trouble
• Ralph is "taking the L" on fucking this
• This = View attachment 1601597
• DESTINY IS COMING ON FRIDAY GET HYPE
• ( @Jester69 you really got into his head, he's still fucking with his mic/audio )
• Gator sez DLive sucks, go build your N towers on Entropy
• Ralph "lowered [his] standards" to fuck Ade. Of course he did, Ade is actually a legal adult woman
• "3-time Killstream guest" Ryan Long makes a joke video on pegging (which is actually pretty funny)
• Ralph asks Gator if he's said enough [on Ade]. Gator says yes, Ralph has said enough.
• Chat sez NOOOOOOOOO KEEP GOING RALPH
• Logan Paul is gonna fight Floyd Mayweather? According to Keemstar???
• Proud Latino Jon Del Arroz calls Ralph a filthy degenerate who fucks e-whores. He also makes sci-fi comics I guess
• I just realized DLive keeps fucking with the quality of the stream on me
• Kanye talk
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• MEMPHIS MAULER
• Jon Del Arroz is cringing over Biden playing Despacito
• Chat is telling Ralph to stop sticking his dick in crazy & "thumbing whores"
• Smash or pass on Kim Kardashian? Chat unanimously said pass
• Gator says Kim & Ralph have something in common (a sex tape)
• Superchat making a sniff joke sends Gator cackling
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• Let it go, Ralph.
• We have...uh...that one...softspoken, uh, caller...who talks, uh...like this...
• Now let's talk about the Holocaust (really)
• I'm serious, this is not a joke
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• (the article)
• Ralph, Patrick Little almost aborted the Retort, what the fuck are you doing
• Superchat: "We need Patrick Little's opinion."
• Caller: "Are you allowed to run ads on your site?" Ralph: "If I'm running ads, what do you think."
• Gator & Mundane Matt are feuding because Matt is jealous of Gator
• Ralph is really dragging now. He was so full of vim & vigor starting out but now he's ready to nod off. Didn't someone say that was a pill thing?
• Next caller tells an r/thathappened story about him getting into a scuffle with a BLM group in Ithica(?), NY & getting his head bashed open
• I'll be damned, I guess it actually did happen.
• View attachment 1601710View attachment 1601711
  
• Caller Scratchpoint talking about the "winners" bailed out by the Minnesota Freedom Fund, like a dude that raped an eight-year-old girl
• View attachment 1601722
  
• Pedos bad, etc.
• Smash or pass on elected officials
• "Here's her photo...shoot...shot" it's called a headshot, Ralph
• View attachment 1601733
  
• Scratchpoint says he can't play Smash or Pass because he's married. Ralph makes fun of him. Ralph who is planning on marrying his (supposed) babymama.
• Guy who got his head bashed ends with "PATRICK LITTLE IS A TRUE PATRIOT & HE DESERVES A STREET MURAL LIKE BLM---" "OKAY YES THANK YOU CALLER GOODBYE"
• Sunday is Ralph's birthday.
• SMASH OR PASS ON THE PRESS SECRETARY
• talking about whether or not Biden is a pedo
• Guy talks about how his aunt got mad at him over text about him making Biden pedo jokes. I can't tell which caller/panelist this is because they all sound the fucking same
• Talking about whether or not you can trade tacos for crack
• Wait what
• View attachment 1601753
  
• Oh nvm
• "SHOUTOUT TO THE PODCAST GANG GANG AUUUUUGGGGHHHH"
• Trump makes people mad because he's always winning, like Ralph
• Ralph is mad that other people co-op GaemrGate
• Reminiscing about outing a tranny during GG---not Brianna Wu, someone else
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• Ralph & co. fantasize about holding cabinet positions under President Tucker Carlson in 2024
• Who is Jon Del Arroz? He says he is drunk. He is walking down to the hotel bar with his laptop to get last call
• Del Arroz likes Charlie Kirk because he's nice to him
• Is DLive gonna be mad if we show Boogie's nudes
• Del Arroz says Boogie looks like a melting ice cream cone. His drink of choice is vodka & soda[water]
• Let's talk about how Latinos hate Jews
• Killstream always simps for Tucker
• Watching news clips & news articles galore. Just. . .fucking. . .nothing but this shit.
• PS5 shit
• Reminiscing about the Dreamcast & buying consoles at launch
• THAT'S IT
• Wait let me read these
• THAT'S IT
• [regular outro]
• "ONE MORE FOR THE DLIVE CREW"
• [plays Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues"]
• "Lotta mutherfuckers wanna put me there but they can't, suck my dick"
• "SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD, GOODNIGHT"
• [slur-yells along to Folsom Prison Blues & bangs on his table]

Okay, that's it for real.

Watch Ade’s stream too. It’s apparently genuinely funny and involves Ralph keeping his ex-wife’s sex toys, which he’s probably licked all things considered.

 

[Notorious]

Someone right now could steal Gunts time slot on Dlive. That eggroll guy could easily pull his retarded base over by just saying funny shit in his chinese accent. Just don't do anything to get banned immediately. His base enjoys comedy and that's something the gunt hasn't been providing.
Also someone should reach out to Porsalin. He's done great detailed documentaries on people like the gunt before and this would be right up his alley.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Watch Ade’s stream too. It’s apparently genuinely funny and involves Ralph keeping his ex-wife’s sex toys, which he’s probably licked all things considered.

I will. I'm furious I had to miss it for this schlock.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Well that was fast, @adezero you should have dumped everything he clearly has been working on this since yesterday and probably prior to it:

Spoiler: Article Text

I first met Adrienne Blair of Farmington Hills, Michigan about 5 years ago, during the middle of the death throes of GaemrGate. At that time, she was dating a guy named Brian Zaiger. Back then, he was the owner of Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED). The site is dead nowadays and no one really gives a fuck about it, but back then, it really did have some influence. I used to also write on this site daily and have ten’s of thousands of views. Ade, as I usually called her, was also a writer. So, we talked about that sort of thing from time to time.

As for her actual skill, she has no flair or charisma on the page, but she can write a competent article. That’s why I eventually let her write here. But, wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s get back to the timeline…

As I mentioned, Adrienne Blair was dating Zaiger at the time. Before all was said and done, she would break up with him over 5 times. He used to slap her around often and he was also a heroin addict. However, this is a woman who hates herself and usually has about 18 pills worth of Adderall coursing through her veins at any given time. She’s told countless lies about me and others. Now, I’m not so sure about her story. Perhaps she was not telling the full tale and has actually lied about some of the violence allegedly committed against her by Zaiger. Of course, since I didn’t know her true character at the time and she had been a friend, I didn’t even question it.

I didn’t know anything at the time besides what she told me.

Fast forward a bit to 2018 or so and she’s broken up with Zaiger, this time for good (allegedly). I guess he tried to strangle her or something at her apartment. I was appalled by this behavior at the time, and while I still completely disavow it, I can certainly understand the mindset a little bit more (if it even happened). Ms. Blair, in retaliation for this, released pretty much every bit of dirt she had on Zaiger…phone calls, pics, etc. He did indeed look like a mental case. Back then, I thought he deserved it and that this was some kind of special event that justified that kind of release. Now that I know Adrienne Blair, I can tell you that’s just the way she goes through life.

During this period, Zaiger also had Encyclopedia Dramatica stolen out from under him. By most accounts, he deserved this, so I won’t go into all the autistic detail. But I do wonder if that was the final blow that caused her not to take him back. I mean, he had openly cheated on her, slapped her around, stolen money from her, and (according to her) leaked compromising photographs. Still, she took him back every single time. The only thing that was different this time was that he no longer owned ED. You see, Ade is like a whore moth attracted to the e-fame flame. I didn’t realize it then, but some lessons you just have to learn on your own.

Fast forward to early 2020. I’d been friends with Ade for half a decade by now, albeit not close. I was just about to announce my divorce, however she didn’t know this little detail. She was in the Williamsburg area, about an hour away from my home in Richmond, VA. She asked me if I wanted to meet up with her and her 22-year-old boyfriend (she’s 40), and I said sure. The drive wasn’t too bad and the food at the Amber Ox was delicious. But her and her paramour put off a very strange vibe. She would later tell me that it was all the meth and Adderall in her system, but back then I had no idea. Also, her boyfriend Jacob (who she eventually helped take over ED lol) looked like a complete sperg, in a full-length school shooter coat. The only thing missing was a goddamn fedora. He also acted very strange, even more strange than the methed-out Adrienne Blair. Later, while she was describing her own battles with schizophrenia, she would tell me that Jacob imagined himself a living god and would go into deep psychotic states at her house. He thought he had magical powers, basically. I think you’re getting the idea…shit was weird.

Still, it was a free lunch.

A few weeks later, I announced my divorce to the public during the weekend of AFPAC. A few weeks after that, she sent me a message on Twitter and told me she had broken up with Jacob and that he had stolen half her clients on the way out. There was some back and forth for a short period of time, until one day, I sent her a message on Twitter dot com…

This line actually worked on Adrienne Blair. Within one week, she had driven herself across the country to put my dick in her mouth.
I never expected “I just want to fuck you” to land me in the end-zone, but you have to keep something in mind, gentlemen. Most of these whores have no self-esteem. If Ade had any, she wouldn’t have let Zaiger slap her around all those years. She wouldn’t have taken him back every single time, eating shit in public with each degradation. At least I get paid somewhat handsomely for my life being a spectacle. She, to borrow the famous phrase, does it for free. Well, maybe that’s not entirely accurate. She does get something out of the deal…online attention from her more popular boyfriends. That’s what she truly gets off on, because, well, she’s a 40-year-old e-whore.

You see, Adrienne Blair is like a whore moth attracted to the e-fame flame.
I guess when you work at a home reclamation joint all day, you don’t get too much excitement. So, what do you do? Well, you latch onto people more famous than you. But, when your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard and you’re just bland in general, you don’t have too many options. So, Adrienne Blair drove across the country, during the heart of the COVID-19 pandemic, just to let me stick my dick down her throat. Sadly, she wasn’t even very good at that. You would think that with all the mileage on this old broad that she could at least give a decent blowjob, but, I guess not.

A few things struck me from our time together. One, Ade is methed out literally all the time. I never saw any illegal drugs, but she would often boast of having actual meth at her house. When she was with me, it was just her Adderall prescription 24/7. I don’t know if this was the cause of her mental instability or if she’s just naturally unbalanced, but she would often have debilitating panic attacks that I would have to talk her down from, like you would a child. Again, this is a 40-year-old woman we’re talking about. She may be older than I am by half a decade, but she still comports herself like a strung out teenager.

Another was her clinginess. Believe it or not, I work most of the day. Messages, emails, show prep, show ideas, social media…this shit is basically non-stop. She thought I should pay more attention to her than my job. Speaking of my job, she would get upset that I didn’t mention her on-air enough. I thought maybe it was just insecurity at the time, and maybe that was a part of it. But what I really think it was all about is her massive lust for true e-fame. She would seethe constantly about having to work an actual job. In fact, when we first got together, she wasn’t working at all. When she got the offer to go back to Aaron Builders shortly after we started dating, she had a massive panic attack because she knew she had to take it and go back to work. On the day she actually had to return, she sat on the phone with me in her car and cried for a solid hour before I coaxed her into the building.

40. Years. Old.

The last thing that sticks out, for the purposes of this article, was how she absolutely didn’t want to let me leave. I broke up with her on the day before I went to California. Since she was acting so insecure about me not mentioning her enough for the 100th time (not kidding), I said let’s just downgrade this thing to a “friend’s with benefits” type situation. She agreed and I thought we were all good. It wasn’t until I got back from California that she said that we were still together. Why? Because I had never called her back to “finalize.” You see, towards the end of the call, I said I would ring her again to talk about it some more later. But, I had to catch a flight the next morning and the time slipped away. We had clearly already agreed to the status change, though, so I fucked someone else in California. This crazy bitch considers my actions cheating and that’s why she’s now made up a bunch of lies about me online.

No sane person would agree with her assertion with these facts on the table, facts she has curiously omitted from her drugged-out appearances on live stream.

Finally, I got away from Adrienne Blair. She threatened me and attacked me, but I talked her down into friendship once again. Well, or so I thought. Whores like this will never go back to being cool with you. She was simply taking her time and examining where to stick the knife. This is a lesson that I had to learn the hard way, but I won’t be relearning it. Hopefully, a couple of you will read this and recognize some of the patterns in your own relationships. I guarantee you there is some head-nodding going on.

As for Adrienne’s future, I’m sure she will continue whoring herself around the internet until she dies of a massive meth-induced heart attack. But, until then, be weary, gentlemen! This 40-year-old headcase who acts like a 16-year-old junkie is out there on the loose. Let me be the cautionary tale for all you! Don’t be the next victim on this e-whore’s list.

Oh, and I certainly don’t encourage any of you to call Aaron Builders in Farmington Hills, Michigan and let them know Adrienne Blair published my Social Security number online today (I found that out while I was editing). I don’t think it’s a good look to employ someone like that, but it’s their call!

I can see one of these articles being in Faith's future!
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What we have here ladies and guntlemen is an example of how Ralph’s book will read.