🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Captain Manning said:
That's fair. You'll never get my outline.
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do you think Ralph will finally mock himself? 🤔 I mean @John Smith is right, I have been recruited into the Islamic Gunt State and just bidding my time to allah guntbar his outline! INSHALLAH BROTHERS! None of this is Kayfabe!!! @theralph
 
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Dastardly Dick said:
The funny part is he blames Ade for this. If this were true, Gunt, you're a fucking moron for leaving it out where someone you're just dating has access to it. Not even my ex-wife knows my social security number. No way in hell I'm going to leave it out for someone I'm dating. Honestly though, with his paranoia you'd think he'd be more cautious.
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I didn't get it from her either. It was actually a shock to her when it went up because I remember the express reaction of "holy shit how did you get his social 😂😂😂 ".
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
do you think Ralph will finally mock himself?
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Hell no.

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Jesus Christ, Godwinson. Can you stick to one channel?
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I think him popping up in random locations is part of the charm.

"DEMON BAY-BEE!" is right up there with "Dingo took muh BAY-BEE!" Gets me every time.
 
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Did i hear godwinson right when he said theres an actuall investigation into ethan?
My bumble bee take is if ethan goes to jail gator and bible will try to continue the kill stream looking for a new host. And if theyre in any way sucsessful theyll snake the shit out of him and release discords and dms that will prolly keep ethan in jail for a very ling time.
 
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HONKHONKTIME69 said:
Did i hear godwinson right when he said theres an actuall investigation into ethan?
My bumble bee take is if ethan goes to jail gator and bible will try to continue the kill stream looking for a new host. And if theyre in any way sucsessful theyll snake the shit out of him and release discords and dms that will prolly keep ethan in jail for a very ling time.
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I have no faith (lel) in the police right now. Especially in a blue state like Virginia. They probably let out a bunch of sex offenders and drug dealers due to covid and Ethan fits both those categories. Might screw with his parole though.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
If Ralph was smart he'd get someone in Eastern Europe to order a bunch of credit cards using his now public SSN, buy crypto with them, launder the money through crypto tumblers, and put it into wallets he secretly controls.

He'd then claim the credit cards were applied for fraudulently by some unknown third party using his SSN. At some point, it would no longer be possible to get any more credit cards and thus his SSN being public would no longer matter.
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Fortunately Ralph is too drunk to understand how cryptocurrency works. His donation BTC address leads to Coinbase iirc, and by mixing (don’t use BTC tumblers btw, use Whirlpool/Wasabi) he probably thinks you shake your PC around for a few minutes.

Lemons are the closest Ralph gets to cryptocurrency, which is a shame, since I think he should go all in on Ripple.
 
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Captain Manning said:
I think him popping up in random locations is part of the charm.

"DEMON BAY-BEE!" is right up there with "Dingo took muh BAY-BEE!" Gets me every time.
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Guess I'm not a fan of rotating channels. Makes it difficult to keep track of.

Is it taboo to talk about the channels that host his stuff? At what point are channels considered e-personalities? I've gotten a lot of flack for talking about them before.
HONKHONKTIME69 said:
Did i hear godwinson right when he said theres an actuall investigation into ethan?
My bumble bee take is if ethan goes to jail gator and bible will try to continue the kill stream looking for a new host. And if theyre in any way sucsessful theyll snake the shit out of him and release discords and dms that will prolly keep ethan in jail for a very ling time.
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The Vickers apparently gave the cops stuff, but I personally find it unlikely they'll do anything.
 
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Edilg said:
I have no faith (lel) in the police right now. Especially in a blue state like Virginia. They probably let out a bunch of sex offenders and drug dealers due to covid and Ethan fits both those categories. Might screw with his parole though.
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The law metes out justice, but poor choices reap vengeance!

I know everyone wants things to be wrapped up in a tidy bow but they probably won't be, not for a long time. Until then watch and laugh, imagine 2018 Ethan pointing and laughing at all the poor choices of 2020 Ethan because he would! He's fallen so far now, he's got some mentally ill woman he can't offload that he doesn't love and a closet full of used sex toys that he sniffs when he gets lonely. The internet has consumed his life, he has no IRL support, he spends more time on this thread than any top-tier sped.
 
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Whatever it is, it should be a slam dunk for a prosecutor in a blue area. Wouldnt they love to parade around this 35yo known hillbilly white supremacist as doing some fucked up shit involving a mentally ill teenager from California and making a show of locking him up right before an election?
Or maybe I'm just being :optimistic:.
One can dream.
 
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Ralph is going to prison again.

Possibly not for any of the shit that's been going on recently, but mark my words.

The shit that's going on now is funny independent of whether it has legal consequences. He's burning his e-celeb career down. He is. Nobody else. Consequences naturally follow. The impetus for his future incarceration could be as simple as trying to find comfort at the bottom of a bottle and punching another cop. Who knows? Enjoy the ride.
 
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Captain Manning said:
I think him popping up in random locations is part of the charm.

"DEMON BAY-BEE!" is right up there with "Dingo took muh BAY-BEE!" Gets me every time.
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It also makes it so its impossible to really know how many people are really watching Ralph's shit show. Godwinson or PPP show up some weird spot, do their thing, video gets archived and put everywhere. Could be 50 people, could be a couple thousand.

Meanwhile Ralph is obsessed with the numbers he's pulling and has a burning need to compare to his alawgs, which is impossible.
 
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