TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

[Ms. Cegination]

I searched all four books for "Nigger", "Fag", "Kike", "Dyke", and "Jew".
Zero results.
Fuck this.

 

[Neko GF]

That prolougue though:

The "angeloic protector of Sin" is a fat manchild in a fedora.

As in "the Kiwi Farmers will want to wither and die after reading this".

 

[Tobias]

So is this canon to The Lightbringer or is it Extended Universe?

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I agree Linkara, all women are nasty little cocksluts.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I agree Linkara, all women are nasty little cocksluts.
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Null are you sure you didn't grab Elliot Roger's manifesto by mistake?

 

[PhoBingas]

... So he's got a self insert character I think. Louis. Who is this Trevor guy? A friend? A CA insert? Iron Liz? I'm choosing to believe it's Trevor Phillips from GTA 5.

Louis looked over at him. "Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I have to watch my language. We're high schoolers, dude. Sure, it's not exactly the most appropriate thing, but you have to adapt to the surroundings we're in now."
It was Trevor's turn to let out a disgruntled sigh. A slight creaking sound was heard as the door to the Principal's office opened up and a girl walked out of it and out of the main office.

*Edit to fix paragraphs in quote

 

[Desu Mountain]

Dramatic readings, anyone?

There's a fun phenomenon going on right now with Deepfakes, where celebrity voices are made to read famous books.

What I'm saying is we could theoretically have Linkara's literary masterpieces dramatically read by anyone. Like Cristopher Lee... Morgan Freeman...


... Donald Trump.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Just reading some of these early excerpts has convinced me to let other kiwis risk catching brain cancer aids.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Did a reading of the prologue of Angel Armor. Here's the result.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

And this is generally why I don't like sexual acts when I'm reading. These sound worse than that Dan Simmon's Olympos scene where one of the MC has to awaken a character by raping her awake.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I agree Linkara, all women are nasty little cocksluts.
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If a woman "looking into your eyes" and "wrapping her arms around you" makes you want to "gut her open"... you might be a sick sociopathic fuck.

If you say shit like "All women are whores and all they want is sex" while you're writing literal novels about sex and rape, you are definitely an incel AND a hypocrite.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

If a woman "looking into your eyes" and "wrapping her arms around you" makes you want to "gut her open"... you might be a sick sociopathic fuck.

Wait is that a protagonist whose saying those lines or an antagonist?

 

[Robert James]

Did a reading of the prologue of Angel Armor. Here's the result.

Replace the battery on your fire alarm.

 

[Random Internet Person]

That prolougue though:
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The "angeloic protector of Sin" is a fat manchild in a fedora.
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As in the "Kiwi Farmers will want to wither and die" after reading this.

I think this was before the Farms.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Some things are better left uncovered, and this may be one of them

 

[PhoBingas]

Just reading some of these early excerpts has convinced me to let other kiwis risk catching brain cancer aids.

YHWH's curse is already rotting my insides with pestilence - I'll risk it, I don't have long anyway...

Louis slipped his hand inside of it, pushing slightly into the gauntlet. He felt a soft interior, surprisingly enough, almost like velvet. When his hand got through to the other end, there were five rings attached to the ending sides for the fingers to slide through. It was a perfect fit.

Another power-glove? Didn't his lightbringer comics have the main character use some sort of glove or ring... I think he's setting this up to be the maguffin of Angel Armor.

 

[Lmove]

the RAPE RAPE scenes on the second book (out of order, maybe?)

I got bored while reading the first book.
Honestly, the rape scenes are the most bearable bits. Reading his writing is such a drag. He keeps starting each sentience with the same word; that word usually being Louis, because of course Linkara had to write about himself.

His writing also lacks any emotive writing and is very non descriptive.Actually I kinda lied about being non describtive the only problem is that he mostly describes shit you don't care for or drescribes thing retardey, pick your poison.

The rape scenes are only 'good' in the sense that disgust is the only emotion you will feel other than sheer apathy.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

YHWH's curse is already rotting my insides with pestilence - I'll risk it, I don't have long anyway...



Another power-glove? Didn't his lightbringer comics have the main character use some sort of glove or ring... I think he's setting this up to be the maguffin of Angel Armor.

I thought the beginning part of that glove quote was for a vagina.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Both her vagina and anus were sore from being raped by Myrrha

 

[Return of the Freaker]

0/10 not enough Green M&M sex