Porn and Porncows

with the words of the great stifmeister: pussy's pussy man!

but seriously, once we got to the level that robots are indistinguishable from real humans (because let's face it, uncanny valley is a heck of a thing), who could even tell the difference? while there might be people doing it way before that (not judging, whatever gets your socks off), at that point you could also consider it sex with a kitchen appliance. and as most people know, nothing's worse than a dead lay, so even if you have a 11/10 fuckdoll and you're into dead fish might as well save the several thousands bucks and just buy a bottle of rohypnol - added benefit the pussy's warmed up.

the bigger issue is getting there on a technological level. while there might be some legit interest in robotics from businesses so there's money into it to get finally get an independent robotic unit, who would payroll the development of exact mimics and behavior to get us to bioroid level? doubt there's much industry demand to make your miners or worker drones more lifelike. so that's more a thing for academics, which means if we ever get there it's gonna take a while.

we'll be more lucky with a virtual version, because not only can you cut out the whole hardware aspect and focus on software, you can also piggyback on the general development of getting VR more consumer friendly with the end goal of having deep-dive VR, which has much broader demand and use cases. in addition to that, you don't even have to get the full length in AI to bridge the uncanny valley, imagine a machine-learning v-tuber with more advanced speech synthesizing.

TLDR: we're gonna fuck virtual waifus long before the real version.

if you're legit interested and weren't just musing, check out transhumanism and it's aspects, fucking with technology (literally and figuratively) is only a part of all that.
You are right, but it only takes one horny R&D lab tech to plant the seed of profit into nascient megacorps like Amazon.

No one in their right mind would want a replicant miner that could get hurt/complain when they can have regular, replaceable droids who get the job done for free. But tell me if you really believe that no one with an Alexa has wondered "huh, if only this thing had tits..."
 
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Yeah, no technology has ever been bankrolled by the individual desire to get off in the privacy of your own home.

You're probably using broadband internet as you type this stupid shit.

yes, broadband is totally comparable to not only the need to develop the technological possibility to mimic face muscles, but also make sure they behave in a way it can equal humans so they don't think it isn't creepy as fuck. and that's just the fucking face.
while you're payrolling that shit with no discernible outcome better conjure up a large enough demographic willing to make that investment the size of a black hole worthwhile when everyone is fapping with a network port in his skull.

You are right, but it only takes one horny R&D lab tech to plant the seed of profit into nascient megacorps like Amazon.

No one in their right mind would want a replicant miner that could get hurt/complain when they can have regular, replaceable droids who get the job done for free. But tell me if you really believe that no one with an Alexa has wondered "huh, if only this thing had tits..."

plenty of people probably thought so, then thought about what you'd need for it (and how much it would cost considering how long it would take with a good chance you got nothing to show for it at the end), and if they didn't drop the idea then and there they gonna get laughed out of the next meeting.

the point is to even make the jump from autonomous robotic units that do basic shit into believable sexbots, we would need autonomous units first. so in a few decades maybe someone will be horny or stupid enough to work on it, but it's not like it's something you can just piece together in your garage (unless there's a sudden technological jump in that direction, and even if that happens you'll be hamstrung by IP laws and corporate fuckery. we're at a stage where you're not even allowed to service your own fucking farming equipment or mobile phone).

not saying it's absolutely impossible, but right now we haven't even finished the first step (and if we even could). call me when you bought your first self-driving car.
 
yes, broadband is totally comparable to not only the need to develop the technological possibility to mimic face muscles, but also make sure they behave in a way it can equal humans so they don't think it isn't creepy as fuck. and that's just the fucking face.
Yes, you moron, that is exactly the argument I made. Sure.

Go be an idiot somewhere else.
 
IIRC, there was actually a woman once who tricked a guy into thinking she was a sex doll & got pregnant. She got money from the guy later.

Moe Szyslak?

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I'd fuck a robot. Doubly so if she was full 1488 naming the jew when we weren't boning.
i know porn sites aren't profitable and apparently will do everything short of not fucking to make sure they aren't dropped from credit card processors. but i would think it would be hilarious to have a site where the women just spout off the usual pol bits before or during sex. people talk about porn being super free speech and being the best artform, well let's take that to the logical extreme.

My other idea for a porn site would be one that just mocks the shittiest aspects of the other porn sites, and also has pornstars parodying each other's stupid traits. Like having the woman do that overblown "i'm totally enjoying this" smile Stoya would do while fucking. stuff like that. Or reciting the dumb tweets/sucide attempts stars have made. That site would probably end up causing way more controversy than the first idea, despite the first one featuring jewish girls raping nazi men while explaining how jewish women's sluttyness is a way to protect against extermination because they can always convince some guy to knock them up.
 
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I guess in the context of those hentai it can be "hot", but on a real person...no way. Look like an absolute retard.
This reminds me of that clip from e-fukt about Rain Degrey having numerous screaming orgasms after being edged - it looked like something out of the Exorcist. I guess the ahegao face is meant to represent something like that, but it's "real" counterpart is just disturbing to watch.
You know... even in hentai it looks absolutely fucking retarded.
IRL it's hot when a girl clinches her teeth or rolls her eyes from ecstasy, but how harder it is to draw than some kind of slimy tongue-out idiocy?
 
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My other idea for a porn site would be one that just mocks the shittiest aspects of the other porn sites, and also has pornstars parodying each other's stupid traits. Like having the woman do that overblown "i'm totally enjoying this" smile Stoya would do while fucking. stuff like that.

I've seen a variant on this, actually: two guys who'd spin the "Wheel of Gay Porn Plots" and act out whatever scenario it landed on, in a deliberately OTT version of bad porn acting. Actually pretty funny.
 
Belle Delphine is amazing. No nudes whatsoever and raking in the cash as she actively trolls and insults her audience. She is the e-girl all the thots wish they could be. You got to admire the hustle.
Not she -- whoever runs her social media accounts and tells her how to act and what to sell, while also banging her. I'm almost certain that she's in a relationship so it's a 2-people enterprise.

Only a dude would be that smart about porn.
 
Happy b-day to the OG big tiddy goth GF.

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She's 68 and can still give many young chicks a run for their money. What a unit.

Goth IHOP 4 life.


A bit back on topic, it's mind-blowing to think that there hasn't been anyone quite like her. Her character and her movies are actually funny (the big boobs are the icing on the cake). Really makes you think.
 
Happy b-day to the OG big tiddy goth GF.

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She's 68 and can still give many young chicks a run for their money. What a unit.

Goth IHOP 4 life.


A bit back on topic, it's mind-blowing to think that there hasn't been anyone quite like her. Her character and her movies are actually funny (the big boobs are the icing on the cake). Really makes you think.

I knew her more through her promotional materials and videogames than I ever did actually watching her.
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It was years later I found out she was a late night B movie host.

It's like if Dolly Parton became a Goth.
 
Lol in browsing hapa rage reddits I came across a tragic story from a couple years back of Masyoshi Mukai, aka Jeremy Long, who killed a female associate, Maya Isabelle Thone, after losing control while going for a pass. He tested positive for drugs of some kind, probably the demon weed, and willingly accepted the maximum sentence to "express my feelings and shed light on how pained my heart is."

Here's where it gets funny:
In addition to taking the max‌imu‌m s‌ent‌enc‌e, Mukai also revealed that he contemplated on doing the Japanese ritual known as yubitsume, which involves ch‌oppin‌g off one’s pinky finger.

“It is a centuries-old tradition that my ancestors, if not personally partook, at least respected. It lends it a sense of legitimacy in my eyes. It is something permanent, and beyond mere words. It fulfills it as meaningful enough to use to address something with this level of seriousness.”

He revealed that he has already done the act once last year due to family issues and is willing to do it again in hopes of beginning a GoFundMe to raise funds for Thone’s family.

Aware that such an act “could be very easily misinterpreted as a wild act of insanity, when it is a purposely, calculated act of apology and self-p‌unis‌hm‌ent,” he further elaborated on its context.

“I hope it will be viewed as what I intended it to be, a sincere act of remorse and expression of sorrow. It is a centuries-old tradition with origins in samurai culture, as each missing finger weakens one’s ability to wield a sword. This tradition has carried on in modern times, with symbolic meaning,” he said.
I don't think this samurai yakuza tradition was initially intended to be used to boost GoFundMe's. But hey, gotta feel slightly bad for the guy, he's willing to get real (although he sounds like the sort of man who threatens self-harm to get women in his life to behave).
 
Reminds me of Fallout 2, where you can ask Jo in Modoc to cut off his pinky finger in exchange for help.
 
Something Awful used to do reviews of those bizarre sites.

One I remember in particular was NaziNiggers which was supposedly neo-nazis putting sexy black girls in their place by fucking them.

Lots of goofy fake tattoos, backwards swastikas, incorrect sieg heils and salutes. Not sure who the intended audience was, but it looked like they had fun doing it.
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The only shocking thing about this is that it didn't go further. It's not as if black women are known for lacking a sense of humor.
 
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