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Oh please. This faggot is getting owned by kayfabe provocateurs like Godwinson and PPP, and he fancies himself as Vince McMahon?
He's full on delusional now.
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Bridge officially burned.
The corn RISES!
"Putting on a classic"? He didn't address the feline question, lift the fucking cat to the camera @theralph Anything you do until you verify the fact that Cleo is alive and Smoke wasn't just some stranger's cat picture you stole off /r/chonkers is bullshit. Answer the feline question already, you faggot!There is so much going on in this Twitter spergout that I don't know where to begin:
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Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
Man swimming in sewer claims to have many friends, all of which have peanuts and corn embedded in them. Ralph, if you would put down the pills, the makers mark, and the fucking pot for just a second, you would realize how fucking delusional you really are. You are not a big deal, not online, not in real life, if you died tomorrow I doubt anyone would remember you after a month or so had passed and we all quit laughing long enough to roam on to better harvests elsewhere. You are nothing ralph. You are sitting in a padded fucking room rolling your shit into balls and eating crayons while you hallucinate that your stuffed alligator is telling you what a big man you are. Any guest that comes onto the show at this point is just a low tier grifter trying to steal away all the fucking idiots that still pay you money because they are a fucking mark. You are not playing checkers, or chess, or even tic tac toe, you are just collecting participation awards while the CCP launders money through you.View attachment 1604180
Hope that "no shortage of guests" part doesn't come back to bite him in the ass.
Let's do some math:View attachment 1603756
Hes got 83 dollars on his SS. That means his patreions got to pay around a dollar i guess? So most people dont care for the extra show but want discord roles. Makes sense i guess based on callers.
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Now, I'm going to be generous and assume Patreon doesn't take their 5% until after transaction fees:
$1,161.68 per month or $13,940.20 per year - 5% = $1,103.60 per month or $13,243.19 per year.
He has a plethora of guests, but he has to rely on relationships to get to them. Plus they are people that most people have never heard of. And since he doesn't introduce and research the guest, it's like, 'Hey, this random person is with us today that I expect you to know even though no one has heard of them'. Dame was part of a running joke and a frequent guest. People got to know him. Now it's guest number 8 that may be a comedian, political, news, etc that has a name, but is not famous enough to be super well known, but could just be the guy next door and no one would know the difference.View attachment 1604180
Hope that "no shortage of guests" part doesn't come back to bite him in the ass.
The baby will probably be raised and repeatedly sexually abused by Diddler Dax and Digibro, it's probably a sacrifice to keep their loyaltyRalph's going to have to go to Fucking burger King, enjoy flipping burgers to pay for your alawg owning baby ralph
I mean thankfully most of my focus was on discord and the game, I actually got caught slipping a few times when Ralph switched up his screen positioning, I didnt want my game taking up too much screen if it wasnt important.I feel you just watching it to archive was pain. I do not know how PO lasted so long but I understand his pain now.
He has a plethora of guests, but he has to rely on relationships to get to them. Plus they are people that most people have never heard of. And since he doesn't introduce and research the guest, it's like, 'Hey, this random person is with us today that I expect you to know even though no one has heard of them'. Dame was part of a running joke and a frequent guest. People got to know him. Now it's guest number 8 that may be a comedian, political, news, etc that has a name, but is not famous enough to be super well known, but could just be the guy next door and no one would know the difference.
Now to be fair, Dame Pesos has always been laughing at Ethan Ralph.
I honestly can't believe he stills calls his little YT thing the Soyless Matt Show. He should change it to the Alcoholic Ralph Show.On occasion, maybe. He's going to soon find that the Matt shit isn't a number one hit outside Ralph's hugbox. It was funny... two years ago. There's now plenty of Gunt shit that he can set to anime soundtracks and join the new decade. His call.
Has anyone asked Ralph yet if he's going to let Digibro babysit his kid so Ralph and Faith can get away for some sniffs?
I honestly can't believe he stills calls his little YT thing the Soyless Matt Show. He should change it to the Alcoholic Ralph Show.
Seeing how you (are) being hysterical and disillusioned, I have some words for you Mr. Retort. Please heed them!View attachment 1604180
Hope that "no shortage of guests" part doesn't come back to bite him in the ass.
well, the WWE has been going down hill from what I've been told by wrestling aspies...View attachment 1604180
Hope that "no shortage of guests" part doesn't come back to bite him in the ass.
Holy shit youre a legend, I always mark out when someone remembers those videos, I need to go back now with meme potential in mindSeeing how you (are) being hysterical and disillusioned, I have some words for you Mr. Retort. Please heed them!
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