🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Keep going ralph. Might want to keep the archive machine warm.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
There is so much going on in this Twitter spergout that I don't know where to begin:
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Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
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"You don't have the BALLS to stream with people who shit in driveways. You couldn't do what I do for ten fucking minutes!"
 
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Sam Losco said:
Since almost all of my tech issues with the restream I can attribute to trying to do it on Linux, I'm going to setup a Windows dual boot tomorrow and test that out.

Are there enough common Ralph sayings to make a bingo card from?
What I can think of:

Suck my dick
Can't abort the Retort
Not gonna lie
Cosign that

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Any more sayings tips for the new bingo send privately. I don't want him to know everything that's on it before tomorrow's show or he'll avoid saying stuff.
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What distro are you using and what are you using to restream??
 
Crystal Golem said:
Keep going ralph. Might want to keep the archive machine warm.
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Imagine spending your girlfriend/soon to be wife's birthday being mad at the internet... and he took her to some shitty Mexican restaurant for her birthday and this weekend he planned a trip for himself to Virginia Beach to get drunk with Digibro the pedophile and his pedophile wife or whatever that thing is... shameful!

ChineseAwoo said:
ETHAN RALPH (PEDOPHILE. CHILD MOLESTER) BROWSING THE KIWI FARMS, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE JCAESAR187, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA DO IT YOU FAT WHITE NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA​
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This is very unrealistic... Ralph can't own a shotgun! Best Ralph could do would either be suicide by cop, intentional drug overdose, or lying face first in a puddle of water.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
I just want to point out that to be a guntguard at this point you need to completely deny reality and live in this construct of cope that "Ethan Ralph is my mensch". You have to completely 180 on all your supposed beliefs and debase yourself to the scum of society. The guntguards whenever revealed or recruited quite frankly should be regularly engaged and ridiculed. They should be given no quarter and should be not allowed to defect. You cant endorse someone like Gunty without being really fucked up in the head because you are endorsing a violent felon with a long list of wrongdoings that would take 1 whole page just to list.
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It's incredibly pathetic behavior deserving of scorn especially because they're unwittingly contributing to his downfall far more than any anti-gunt mujahideen here could ever hope to.

I don't want to seem like I'm getting into faggy moralizing- to be clear, I don't give a shit about Ethan Ralph as a human being, but it's pretty objective that he's in a self destructive tailspin right now. When an addict gets to the "burning bridges with all of your former friends and people you used to claim to respect" stage, sometimes it'll dawn on them that they're doing something wrong. But it's pretty much impossible to reach that epiphany when there's about 50-100 retards egging on your destructive behavior simply because they are too dimwitted to tell when someone is publicly embarrassing themselves.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
This is very unrealistic... Ralph can't own a shotgun! Best Ralph could do would either be suicide by cop, intentional drug overdose, or lying face first in a puddle of water.
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He could just leave a few burgers in a trash can outside for a week or so and eat them. That'd probably do it. As long as Fai Fai puts them on a paper plate first.
 
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The Gunt takes internet friends pretty serious. For whatever reason, he's under the impression that people cannot disassociate with him when they no longer like him, like his actions, or want to be dragged through the mud with him when he does stupid stuff.

He's failed to realize these are just internet associates and not actual, in-life, friends. This connection doesn't have undying loyalty. It's very easy to just walk away and join in with the people laughing at him. Which is funny to watch with how thin skin he is.
 
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