🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I just realized something (sorry if late) ⏰
In Faiths hostage video to her family she talks about being "raped" and her Father said he doubts his daughters claims.
No one can figure why the fuck Faith is with Ralph. They don't align politically, Ralph is not an attractive man, he has a small penis, and according to Faith Ralph's breath smells like used tampons.

However one thing I never though about is why a girl why wasn't on BC was letting the gunt cum in her...
What if Faith got knocked up before Ralph and is pulling the oldest female trick: the baby daddy switcharoo.

Ralph better get a DNA test... not that it matters cause Faith will probably press revenge porn charges if Gunt doesn't raise her baby.
But if the kid doesn't pass the DNA test, there is a good chance Ralph has become a VERY LITERAL CUCK.:gunt:🌽🌽🌽:gunt:
 
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OY VEY EXPLAIN THIS RANDBOT
 

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Since almost all of my tech issues with the restream I can attribute to trying to do it on Linux, I'm going to setup a Windows dual boot tomorrow and test that out.

Are there enough common Ralph sayings to make a bingo card from?
What I can think of:

Suck my dick
Can't abort the Retort
Not gonna lie
Cosign that

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Any more sayings tips for the new bingo send privately. I don't want him to know everything that's on it before tomorrow's show or he'll avoid saying stuff.
 
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"Garrr! Ethan, me boy! Perhaps ye should send the lass to Davey Jones locker! If she makes it out alive and goes to the police for revenge porn, they'll throw ye back in the brig! Savvy?"

"DON'T YOU BE AYLAWGGING ME TOO, YOU FUCKIN OLD ASS WHORE! TELLIN ME SHIT I ALREADY GAWDDAMN KNOW! AND TURN DOWN THE FUCKIN KINGDOM HEARTS! I'M TRYNA RUN THIS SHOW LIKE A GAWDDAMN PROFESSIONAL!"
 
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Sam Losco said:
Since almost all of my tech issues with the restream I can attribute to trying to do it on Linux, I'm going to setup a Windows dual boot tomorrow and test that out.

Are there enough common Ralph sayings to make a bingo card from?
What I can think of:

Suck my dick
Can't abort the Retort
Not gonna lie
Cosign that
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Free space: Editor and owner of some shit website.
Smash or pass.
Disavow.
Now waitaminute...
 
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Sam Losco said:
Since almost all of my tech issues with the restream I can attribute to trying to do it on Linux, I'm going to setup a Windows dual boot tomorrow and test that out.

Are there enough common Ralph sayings to make a bingo card from?
What I can think of:

Suck my dick
Can't abort the Retort
Not gonna lie
Cosign that
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I disavow
EEEEEEHYYYYYYYYYY (when some talks to harshly about the joos or nigs)
Lets not talk about the holocaust
 
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Glade Candles said:
Harrison Smith of InfoWars is going to bat for Ralph. Can anyone send him a substantive collection of things Ralph has done (even just in the past couple months)?
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So its "salacious accusations" that Ralph released revenge porn of an 18 year old girl to the wider public out of spite of being mocked by one of her ex's which also destroyed any future career she had on her dream of becoming an educator ? Is it perhaps that she is now pregnant with his child by his own admission and that he uses his unborn demon baby as a human shield? Is it really a salacious claim that Gunty recently doxed and tried to get one of his ex's fired from her job because someone said a mean thing about him on the internet and that he has done that with plenty of others while crying about deplatforming ? Is it a salacious claim that Harisson Smith licks fucking guntcrease and sweeps up his comments because freedom of speech to him is selective to "shit i like and shit i dont like", and that apparently he draws the line to people saying mean things and hard truths about a violent felon alcoholic ? The list goes on, Harisson Smith quite frankly should have kept his mouth shut on the situation because now he made things 10x worse. What a disgusting fucking hypocritical piece of work.
 
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David Spadem said:
A new NES Switch Online update coming next week will finally bring Ralph's favorite game to the handheld.
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REGENDarySumanai said:
That's a legitimately good game for the NES. Reminds me of Contra (mainly because of the sprites) mixed with Forgotten Worlds (the gameplay).
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It was alright. I remember the most impressive thing about that game was the voice sample in the intro.

@ 2:32


In a Ralph romhack, it can be replaced with "It's naught truuuuuuu!"
 
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