Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

The post wasn't about the subject of the video. It was to give lolz over hambone calling himself an 'actor'.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Wedge

To save you a click, it appears that Jeremy now considers Black Widow to be woke because the film's female director made the inaccurate claim that Natasha Romanoff is the only Avenger without superpowers. Um... what?

I mean yeah, it's rather strange for a director to make a film without having seen the previous installments, but all she made is an incorrect statement. Would Jeremy still consider it woke if the director was James Gunn or Jon Favreau? If Jeremy had gone with a title more akin to "Black Widow director hasn't watched previous movies?!", I wouldn't have even disagreed with him. But calling it woke just seems a lazy move to nab some clicks.

Oh yeah, Jeremy also let's us know in this video that his female viewer demographics sit at a measly 4%. I can't say I'm surprised, honestly.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: SecretChihiroResistance, UsernnameCannotBeBlank, Wedge and 1 other person
Virus418 said:

To save you a click, it appears that Jeremy now considers Black Widow to be woke because the film's female director made the inaccurate claim that Natasha Romanoff is the only Avenger without superpowers. Um... what?

I mean yeah, it's rather strange for a director to make a film without having seen the previous installments, but all she made is an incorrect statement. Would Jeremy still consider it woke if the director was James Gunn or Jon Favreau? If Jeremy had gone with a title more akin to "Black Widow director hasn't watched previous movies?!", I wouldn't have even disagreed with him. But calling it woke just seems a lazy move to nab some clicks.

Oh yeah, Jeremy also let's us know in this video that his female viewer demographics sit at a measly 4%. I can't say I'm surprised, honestly.
Click to expand...
If you count the Iron Man/War Machine suit as a super power she aint wrong. Hawkeye has literal super vision/accuracy so no hes not powerless, just not super powered.

Edit: Pounder is so fucking dumb he doesn't know the director and Johansson called it a feminist film and said it would tackle #MeToo.
 
Last edited:
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: albertbrown26
Screenshot_20200917-201303_Twitter.jpg


Jeremy, are you really that pathetic? Even Joe Rogan would shake his head at this level of desperation.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Elwood P. Dowd, Roland Juno-G and Wedge
Here's a beefy one for you guys:


While this by itself has some interesting nuggets, like Jeremy shitting on Best Buy but proceeding to purchase a PS5 in-store and Jeremy gate-keeping Xbox 360s from scalpers when he used to work at Walmart (don't worry, they went above him to his manager and got the consoles anyway to Jer's dismay), but that's just a piece of the metaphorical pie I'm about to share. The takeaway here is that Jeremy was indeed trying to pre-order the PS5 (for an unboxing video apparently).


A video made exactly two months ago, Jeremy discusses the Gamer Girl game by Wales Interactive and the calls for it to be banned. At exactly 10:00, Jer makes the statement that if Sony pulls the game, he won't buy a PS period. Now the Gamer Girl game was set to release this month, September 2020, and well...


Unless the game quietly drops in the next two weeks, I think it's safe to say the game has been shelved indefinitely. Especially with Wales Interactive avoiding all Tweets asking about the game's release. But oddly enough, Jeremy has yet to make another video on the title. Could it be that the Gamer Girl video is just shy of 100k views after two months, a threshold his PS5 angry rant video was able to break in just 12 hours? Much like with Twitter and MtG, Jeremy talks a big game when it comes to boycotting stuff but falls flat at the following through part. He gives as much ambition to his causes as those 40% of viewers do hitting the subscribe button.

Oh yeah, he also woke up his wife yelling in frustration at trying to order a PS5. Considering how he emphasized how little he cared about consoles in the Gamer Girl video, preferring to game on his PC, he seems to care about this a lot more than he cared to admit.

Edit: It's now been 11 days since Jeremy's last Twitch stream. I'm interested to see how long this hiatus goes on for, and if it can possibly reach 30 days. Afterall, he just recently got his emotes approved and now there's no streams to use them in. What a shame. /sneed
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
Reactions: Elwood P. Dowd
Virus418 said:
Here's a beefy one for you guys:


While this by itself has some interesting nuggets, like Jeremy shitting on Best Buy but proceeding to purchase a PS5 in-store and Jeremy gate-keeping Xbox 360s from scalpers when he used to work at Walmart (don't worry, they went above him to his manager and got the consoles anyway to Jer's dismay), but that's just a piece of the metaphorical pie I'm about to share. The takeaway here is that Jeremy was indeed trying to pre-order the PS5 (for an unboxing video apparently).


A video made exactly two months ago, Jeremy discusses the Gamer Girl game by Wales Interactive and the calls for it to be banned. At exactly 10:00, Jer makes the statement that if Sony pulls the game, he won't buy a PS period. Now the Gamer Girl game was set to release this month, September 2020, and well...


Unless the game quietly drops in the next two weeks, I think it's safe to say the game has been shelved indefinitely. Especially with Wales Interactive avoiding all Tweets asking about the game's release. But oddly enough, Jeremy has yet to make another video on the title. Could it be that the Gamer Girl video is just shy of 100k views after two months, a threshold his PS5 angry rant video was able to break in just 12 hours? Much like with Twitter and MtG, Jeremy talks a big game when it comes to boycotting stuff but falls flat at the following through part. He gives as much ambition to his causes as those 40% of viewers do hitting the subscribe button.

Oh yeah, he also woke up his wife yelling in frustration at trying to order a PS5. Considering how he emphasized how little he cared about consoles in the Gamer Girl video, preferring to game on his PC, he seems to care about this a lot more than he cared to admit.

Edit: It's now been 11 days since Jeremy's last Twitch stream. I'm interested to see how long this hiatus goes on for, and if it can possibly reach 30 days. Afterall, he just recently got his emotes approved and now there's no streams to use them in. What a shame. /sneed
Click to expand...
Lmao that Xbox 360 story is straight bullshit. Pounder is more likely to have been trying to hoarde 360s for himself to buy and flip than legitimately trying to stop those people doing it.
 
  • Like
Reactions: The Last Stand, Wedge and Virus418
Quarter-Pounder made a video on the Tik Tok ban. He has actually fallen for the narrative that it’s being banned because Trump got trolled and not because of it being a national security threat.

 
  • Like
Reactions: Wedge

Jer is now asking if anyone wants a Twitch stream before the YouTube stream... and he's received two nos and an irrelevant request for a video topic.

It's like I figured, he's prioritizing the YouTube livestreams since those receive much higher donations and gauging the interest in Twitch streams going forward. Now that Jeremy knows he can't stream on both at the same time like he originally wanted to due to Twitch Affiliate rules, I don't think he's as excited for it anymore. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see which platform gets him more viewers and donations, and I honestly see him abandoning Twitch completely by the end of 2020, perhaps streaming there once or twice a month to encourage re-subs.

As for his YouTube livestream, I won't be able to cover it today since I'm deep into some Super Mario 3D All-Stars. I think Jeremy has become a lot more careful about what he says and does now, maybe even because of the clips I've already made about him.

Edit: He decided to stream on Twitch anyway. Specifically, he's streaming himself while he drains his backyard pool. Yay...

Screenshot_20200918-155923_Twitch.jpg


Edit 2: As we all pretty much knew already, Jeremy never really used sponsor products for his beard.

 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Horrifying
Reactions: verissimus, TheMadAutist and KillThemCrackasBabies
Virus418 said:

Jer is now asking if anyone wants a Twitch stream before the YouTube stream... and he's received two nos and an irrelevant request for a video topic.

It's like I figured, he's prioritizing the YouTube livestreams since those receive much higher donations and gauging the interest in Twitch streams going forward. Now that Jeremy knows he can't stream on both at the same time like he originally wanted to due to Twitch Affiliate rules, I don't think he's as excited for it anymore. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see which platform gets him more viewers and donations, and I honestly see him abandoning Twitch completely by the end of 2020, perhaps streaming there once or twice a month to encourage re-subs.

As for his YouTube livestream, I won't be able to cover it today since I'm deep into some Super Mario 3D All-Stars. I think Jeremy has become a lot more careful about what he says and does now, maybe even because of the clips I've already made about him.

Edit: He decided to stream on Twitch anyway. Specifically, he's streaming himself while he drains his backyard pool. Yay...

View attachment 1605409

Edit 2: As we all pretty much knew already, Jeremy never really used sponsor products for his beard.

Click to expand...
You know he's peed in that pool.

Imagine thinking this content will attract new or old viewers
 
  • Winner
Reactions: Iron Hamster
Virus418 said:

Jer is now asking if anyone wants a Twitch stream before the YouTube stream... and he's received two nos and an irrelevant request for a video topic.

It's like I figured, he's prioritizing the YouTube livestreams since those receive much higher donations and gauging the interest in Twitch streams going forward. Now that Jeremy knows he can't stream on both at the same time like he originally wanted to due to Twitch Affiliate rules, I don't think he's as excited for it anymore. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see which platform gets him more viewers and donations, and I honestly see him abandoning Twitch completely by the end of 2020, perhaps streaming there once or twice a month to encourage re-subs.

As for his YouTube livestream, I won't be able to cover it today since I'm deep into some Super Mario 3D All-Stars. I think Jeremy has become a lot more careful about what he says and does now, maybe even because of the clips I've already made about him.

Edit: He decided to stream on Twitch anyway. Specifically, he's streaming himself while he drains his backyard pool. Yay...

View attachment 1605409

Edit 2: As we all pretty much knew already, Jeremy never really used sponsor products for his beard.

Click to expand...

He was never a particularly photogenic fella but he really is aging like total shit.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Wedge
Wedge said:
Oh man, hope he gets a lot of strikes.

Fuck that fatty.
Click to expand...

You were gifted an A-Log cap but he does go out of his way to straddle the "acceptability" like and he does it intentionally. I myself will feel no guilt if the stupid kid who keeps shoving paperclips into the outlets gets zapped. He's a grown man who obsesses over "his brand", if he can't figure out how to not be fed penalties this long into his e-job that's his own problem.
 
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: Wilhelm Bittrich and Wedge
KillThemCrackasBabies said:
You were gifted an A-Log cap but he does go out of his way to straddle the "acceptability" like and he does it intentionally. I myself will feel no guilt if the stupid kid who keeps shoving paperclips into the outlets gets zapped. He's a grown man who obsesses over "his brand", if he can't figure out how to not be fed penalties this long into his e-job that's his own problem.
Click to expand...
Pounder could theoretically get nailed for 90% of his videos due to him adding nothing transformative. No, reading an article slowly doesn't transform it. Neither does agreeing or disagreeing with said article. You got to use the article as a launching point for discussion not use it as the discussion. Not to mention he refuses to name the writers or outlets nor links them in his video description.

That said, going on KF just to say Fuck Fatty is a bit MATI.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
Reactions: Elwood P. Dowd, Wedge and KillThemCrackasBabies
TheMadAutist said:
Pounder could theoretically get nailed for 90% of his videos due to him adding nothing transformative. No, reading an article slowly doesn't transform it. Neither does agreeing or disagreeing with said article. You got to use the article as a launching point for discussion not use it as the discussion. Not to mention he refuses to name the writers or outlets nor links them in his video description.

That said, going on KF just to say Fuck Fatty is a bit MATI.
Click to expand...
Oh, I think we'd see some real unhinged shit if he can't stream and make his YouTube money.

10 videos a day? 15?
How many tweets where he makes an even bigger asshole of himself?

Twitch stream draining the pool too lazy? How about a Twitch stream where he just sits on his back porch drinking and crying about "how things used to be."

Meanwhile the Quarterwife goes out and gets her ass really pounded instead of just Quarterpounded.

It all sounds wonderful and I hope Quarterton blesses us all with the spice of desperation.

TLDR; Gimmie those hats cause Fuck that Fatty.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: GenericReviewerDraco, KillThemCrackasBabies, You and 1 other person
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back