US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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You gotta' love how Biden's been stealing other people's shit for so long that Johnny Carson was making fun of him for it back in the 1980s. Most of the people on this forum probably aren't old enough to know who the fuck Johnny Carson even is in the first place. It's like there's old, there's ancient, there's pre-historic, and then there's Joe Biden's plagiarism.
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Old? Biden stole some of Bob Dole's notes when that man was writing the Bible.
 
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Ped Xing said:
Much as I hope the communist party loses this election, I have to ask

Do these motherfuckers have nothing more compelling to do with their time? Anyone who attends a political rally deserves a puzzle piece.
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Not in PA, Herr Wolf made sure everyone had lots of spare time by putting them all out of business.
 
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Ped Xing said:
I'd be much more forgiving of an unruly mob howling for blood.

A bunch of rednecks cluttering the roadside with their desire for attention makes me fantasize about becoming a truck of peace.
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Maybe because they they like the man because he actually improved the economy and thus their lives after a decade of malaise, given that most of the country never fully recovered from the recession of 2008 the fact that Trump's Economy was the best most people had seen in their life times is probably a reason for Lower-Middle class workers to go cheer for him.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Yes you want them to be like the fuckwit Larping Commies and burn things down, because that will help so much.
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I made a crosspost on the "unpopular opinions" thread if you really want to get into it, but thank you for confirming to me that I was correct. You need to stop assuming anyone who dislikes these faggy events does so because they prefer the other side.
 
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Ped Xing said:
I made a crosspost on the "unpopular opinions" thread if you really want to get into it, but thank you for confirming to me that I was correct. You need to stop assuming anyone who dislikes these faggy events does so because they prefer the other side.
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Oh no I am not assuming that, I don't give a shit what side you are on, wanting a in your words "Mob Howling for blood" is fucking braindead.

They are showing support for him because he is the first major political figure in 3 decades who doesn't hate them and actually attempts to improve their lives in a tangible way and thus they are doing something tangible. Taking time out of their day to go and cheer for the man and say "Hey you have had our backs for 4 years, so we will have yours on election day." and it is probably one of the few moments in Donald Trump's day where he gets a relief from the constant barrage of pure negativity that the man gets from everywhere else.

If you are such a miserable asshole that you can't understand wanting to cheer for the first President in decades who meets the very fucking low god damn bar of "Doesn't hate your guts." that is on you.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Oh no I am not assuming that, I don't give a shit what side you are on, wanting a in your words "Mob Howling for blood" is fucking braindead.

They are showing support for him because he is the first major political figure in 3 decades who doesn't hate them and actually attempts to improve their lives in a tangible way and thus they are doing something tangible. Taking time out of their day to go and cheer for the man and say "Hey you have had our backs for 4 years, so we will have yours on election day." and it is probably one of the few moments in Donald Trump's day where he gets a relief from the constant barrage of pure negativity that the man gets from everywhere else.

If you are such a miserable asshole that you can't understand wanting to cheer for the first President in decades who meets the very fucking low god damn bar of "Doesn't hate your guts." that is on you.
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I mean, all of us are on the Farms, which is essentially just a space for concentrated negativity, so you really cant blame people for being cynical here.
 
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If it makes me a cynic to think hooting and waving cardboard over one's head is an asinine expenditure of time on Earth, call me Diogenes.

Ripping unpopular politicians limb from limb sounds like a jolly old time, though.


I know I deserve a tophat. I'm still right. Please don't thunderdome me. (:_(
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
No, actually-- she's a competent debater.

But when your record is as bad as Harris', it doesn't really matter.

Pence can do nothing but repeat "you locked up black people for Californian slave labor" ad nauseam and everyone from Harris to the fact-checkers will be a stammering mess that can only talk about how Harris """evolved""" in the past month.
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Lol you believe this? The fact checkers will say "Mr Pence that's not true". Then they'll cut his mic off until he shuts up about it.
 
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ChikN10der said:
Lol you believe this? The fact checkers will say "Mr Pence that's not true". Then they'll cut his mic off until he shuts up about it.
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Pence has the patience of a Pastor. He can outlast glaciers with his stare of indifference. I highly doubt he will come at Kamala with anything but highly proven, irrefutable, facts and admissions that not even CNN can weasel their way through.

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I saw yesterday that Jim Carrey is going to play Biden this week on SNL. Haven't watched SNL in forever, but I suspect this should be a real hoot!
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He's reprising Fire Marshall Bill. Calling it now.
 
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