Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Faalbian]

I think Vito is mostly mad because Null called his friend a pedo.

You know, this guy:

https://youtu.be/zs73z7HEXz0?t=2600

(Timestamp 43:20 if link doesn't work.)

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Belle Delphine is definitely smarter than Dax, that's for sure.

 

[High Tea]

Belle Delphine is definitely smarter than Dax, that's for sure.

Unfortunately she is smarter than most of the people in this sphere. She knows what she is. She plays it up for cash. She doesn't do things that would impact her income like posting a ton of photos with a boyfriend. Doesn't do smash or pass about guys. Doesn't talk about politics, religion, and something high brow. Doesn't get into twitter battles. Just dresses cute, gets off, makes her faces, and rakes in cash. She's still a whore, but so are all creators, they just sell different parts of themselves. And a smart whore is better at doing their job than the Dick sphere, so there's that.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Unfortunately she is smarter than most of the people in this sphere. She knows what she is. She plays it up for cash. She doesn't do things that would impact her income like posting a ton of photos with a boyfriend. Doesn't do smash or pass about guys. Doesn't talk about politics, religion, and something high brow. Doesn't get into twitter battles. Just dresses cute, gets off, makes her faces, and rakes in cash. She's still a whore, but so are all creators, they just sell different parts of themselves. And a smart whore is better at doing their job than the Dick sphere, so there's that.

Also the bar for being smarter than Dax really isn't high, you just don't rant about how being into children is perfectly valid on Twitter at great length.

 

[AnOminous]

Josh gets banned for 12 hours replying to vito

Imagine being such a dickless simp you unironically say stupid shit like "haters." What kind of cuck even says that?

 

[Sped Xing]

Dax says "haters" unironically.

Just helping you bracket the decree of cuckoldry necessary.

 

[AnOminous]

Dax says "haters" unironically.

Just helping you bracket the decree of cuckoldry necessary.

"Haters" is like 14 year old girl in 2008 levels of weak response to criticism.

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

of you to assume Dax has any empathy at all.

He definitely has Daddy issues, though, by his own frequent testimony. How many times has he said something to the effect of "You know how fathers are. They never approve of anything you do and always try to tear you down." He lacks the self awareness to see he's just projecting his own irresponsible, shitty parents on everyone.

They probably didn't fuck him, at least, or he wouldn't be crusading to protect the pedos. Give them that much credit.

Most pedos were molested; I noticed him saying that during the call with Null and got a hinky feeling. It really feels like he was talking from experience on both points. (Especially when he follows up with the "they need compassion and therapy" bullshit.)

I'm thinking that more than the fake id theory is the real reason he's having his little breakdown.

 

[Krystal]

Belle's way smarter than him if just from the bathwater alone. She's the master baiter getting people ironically do things for her just for random content.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Maybe for recreational weed. When you go to cannabis stores in CA, you have to present ID. It looks like you have to be 21 to get it without a medical card.

That's right, she didn't leave with Gunt, but stayed behind in Cali at first.

Most pedos were molested; I noticed him saying that during the call with Null and got a hinky feeling. It really feels like he was talking from experience on both points. (Especially when he follows up with the "they need compassion and therapy" bullshit.)

I'm thinking that more than the fake id theory is the real reason he's having his little breakdown.

I think this is just another installment in his 2020-enduring, months ongoing, breakdown that started with the Simpspiracy. He took an undeniable L in the worst way possible, never got to settle any of it on his own terms, and his massive ego still hasn't dealt with it. It's like he wants to turn anyone that publicly criticises him into part of an actual irrational hatemob with the things he's most vocally defended since the original arc happened, first wifebeating, and now pedophilia. What will be next, female circumcision?
Anyway, bless PPP and Jesse for kicking this off, I wonder if either ever knew in their wildest dreams it could be so successful, and lead to such absurdities as a Juju the Cow fursona and Dick Masterson/TDS becoming the leading brand in pedophilia apologia

 

[4inchaverage]

That's right, she didn't leave with Gunt, but stayed behind in Cali at first.

I think this is just another installment in his 2020-enduring, months ongoing, breakdown that started with the Simpspiracy. He took an undeniable L in the worst way possible, never got to settle any of it on his own terms, and his massive ego still hasn't dealt with it. It's like he wants to turn anyone that publicly criticises him into part of an actual irrational hatemob with the things he's most vocally defended since the original arc happened, first wifebeating, and now pedophilia. What will be next, female circumcision?
Anyway, bless PPP and Jesse for kicking this off, I wonder if either ever knew in their wildest dreams it could be so successful, and lead to such absurdities as a Juju the Cow fursona and Dick Masterson/TDS becoming the leading brand in pedophilia apologia

Try to not give Jesse any credit, we'll never hear the end of it.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

If you compare the early guests on The Dick Show to Dax's current entourage there has been quite a change in demographics.

He went from associating with the kind of adults who you might join on a road trip to Vegas, to what amounts to a posse of disaffected teens loitering outside a 7-11. It's like he's been repeatedly held back at school and is now fated to hang out with the cast of The Breakfast Club, as re-imagined by Harmony Korine.

Maybe The Dick Show has run its course in its current format. I haven't listened to the last three episodes, so I don't know whether things have improved, but it's been directionless and treading water for some time. It is obvious that the show needs an enemy to focus on and provide creative impetus.

So what awaits Dax - a man brought low by a combination of his own base urges and the global banking system, who is currently wearing away his hairline with his constant fedora tips in the direction of twerking pre-teens?

(A) A slippery slope into Ethan Ralph levels of trailer park degeneracy,
(B) A stereotypical Hollywood career death march in footsteps of Maddox
(C) The Jim Morrison route - a fat man stuffed full of drugs, dead in a bath tub
(D) All of the above

 

[tantric_depressive]

Try to not give Jesse any credit, we'll never hear the end of it.

Idk, we might be able to get Dick to lose it even more if we gave Jesse the majority of the credit, and tons of praise. Or at least acknowledging how most of the people that Dick's vilified have 'won' against him, at this point, imo at least, while those he still supports are the most pathetic of losers, with a few rare exceptions

 

[JuJuTheLolcow]

Try to not give Jesse any credit, we'll never hear the end of it.

I think JLH putting this info first into the hands of people Dick hates the most to be one of the funniest parts of this. They don’t even need to be funny, themselves. Giving the two people Dick finds the most annoying and lowly the power to laugh at him publicly probably pissed him off more than someone else with more “clout.” Sometimes I think she knew exactly what she was doing.

photo credit: @BIG_BRAD

 

[Quorthon]

Idk, we might be able to get Dick to lose it even more if we gave Jesse the majority of the credit, and tons of praise. Or at least acknowledging how most of the people that Dick's vilified have 'won' against him, at this point, imo at least, while those he still supports are the most pathetic of losers, with a few rare exceptions

Jesse definitely deserves partial credit, but the real blessings should be directed at @BIG_BRAD. He started all of this after months and months of being shit on by Dick and his fans. He deserves most of the credit for this. Dax and Riley already know it too and they are seething about it:

 

[Angry Shoes]

Anyway, bless PPP and Jesse for kicking this off, I wonder if either ever knew in their wildest dreams it could be so successful, and lead to such absurdities as a Juju the Cow fursona and Dick Masterson/TDS becoming the leading brand in pedophilia apologia

Jesse didn't do shit. He went on the Killstream with an easy win, fumbled so hard he spun it into a loss, and then livestreamed about Dick to his audience of 100 a few times.

"Simp texts simp texts simp texts" - Jesse

Motherfucker learn with simp means. If he was a simp he would have paid her and got nothing in return. They were just embarrassing as fuck and read like a dime store romance novel.

 

[Eris!]

Most pedos were molested;

Well he's maternally jewish and circumcised so presumably at the very least a rabbi sucked Dax's cock when he was a baby.

It really feels like he was talking from experience

I got that feeling when he was talking about "wanting to be the submissive."

 

[tantric_depressive]

I think JLH putting this info first into the hands of people Dick hates the most to be one of the funniest parts of this. They don’t even need to be funny, themselves. Giving the two people Dick finds the most annoying and lowly the power to laugh at him publicly probably pissed him off more than someone else with more “clout.” Sometimes I think she knew exactly what she was doing.
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photo credit: @BIG_BRAD

Oh yeah, for sure, I think she definitely knew what she was doing, and not for the malicious 'obsessed' reasons Dax would get his Dickriders to parrot (well maybe a lil bit, but any ex is gonna get vengeance if you screw 'em over bad n long enough, and leave yourself so open to it with such pathetic walls of emasculated text)
Also, lol that even Ralph has better text game than Dick. A single, straight to the point "I wanna fuk u" vs Dick's ongoing series of text message romantic-fantasy novellas. I wish I had artistic ability, I'd make a Virgin Dax vs Chad Gunt. I hope someone else does it at least

 

[JuJuTheLolcow]

On that subject, does anyone else find this suspicious?
Dick’s Kiss Cam
Poster HateSpeechMonger makes a post on the reddit just last night with a VERY conveniently cropped pic of him supposedly being banned on Reddit (to explain why he’s legit and not a newfag). Then, today, completely hound-dogs this post about JLH. Overnight. The sub is usually quiet overnight.

I honestly can’t tell if both HSM and the OP are Dick trying to retroactively respond to this video (in guise as a Jesse fanboi who could also “possibly” be JLH, herself) in order to spin the narrative of “look how obsessed JLH is, also let me quick-draw my arguments about why she is a shitbag, not me.” OR if one of Jesse’s fans honestly posted this for fun and last night, someone just happened to make this suspicious “let me in bros” account who the very next day, goes on an anti-JLH screed. Something be amiss.

Spoiler: probable cause

Im pretty sure Dick is trying to set her up again to discredit her as easy to dismiss re: sucking other dudes dicks, juju, pegging, etc.

 

[tantric_depressive]

On that subject, does anyone else find this suspicious?
Dick’s Kiss Cam
Poster HateSpeechMonger makes a post on the reddit just last night with a VERY conveniently cropped pic of him supposedly being banned on Reddit (to explain why he’s legit and not a newfag). Then, today, completely hound-dogs this post about JLH. Overnight. The sub is usually quiet overnight.

I honestly can’t tell if both HSM and the OP are Dick trying to retroactively respond to this video (in guise as a Jesse fanboi who could also “possibly” be JLH, herself) in order to spin the narrative of “look how obsessed JLH is, also let me quick-draw my arguments about why she is a shitbag, not me.” OR if one of Jesse’s fans honestly posted this for fun and last night, someone just happened to make this suspicious “let me in bros” account who the very next day, goes on an anti-JLH screed. Something be amiss.

Spoiler: probable cause

Im pretty sure Dick is trying to set her up again to discredit her as easy to dismiss re: sucking other dudes dicks, juju, pegging, etc.

Dax needs to remove some of the astroturf from his subreddit and use it in front of his house instead