🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph when he's talking about spotify bannings:
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Ralph when he's talking about dlive bannings:
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Burd Turglar said:
3.5 grams is 1/8th of an ounce and I highly doubt he's smoking an 8th a day unless he's hustling a shit load of bud...which I know he isn't as he lacks the social and business skills to be a weed man.
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7 half gram joints isn't that much for a heavy smoker to smoke a day, it's not like he does much of anything. Doable, but since he's doing several other things, he's probably a gram a day sort of smoker.
 
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Kingu Cinnamon said:
If you think that there is a 4d chess plan to drive Ralph nuts and you want it to happen, probably don't say it on a site that we know Ralph reads.

...Unless this is an upside-down 5d backgammon plan to be so overt that it becomes covert...

... Maybe this post is an inverted zero-g multilayered 15d settlers of catan move to draw attention to the overt decoy post... who knows, Ralph, who knows...
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Imagine being ralph and not knowing about the harvest discord lmao

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Ralph when he's talking about dlive bannings
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It seems dlive is beginning the culling of ralphacels
 
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Freedom Fries said:
Destiny simulcasts on his own stream whenever he goes on Ralph's show. Think of it this way: Destiny gets to have some of the most retarded "right-wingers" on to repeatedly own for his audience's entertainment. Why wouldn't he?

Circling back to the 50k left over from the heyday. That's entirely believable. I would actually expect a little more. Ralph claims he makes over 60k a year. Big X there, but let's assume that's true.

Where is the money going? He lives with his mom who probably pays for his basic living expenses. That leaves him with paying to eat out, go on trips, and drugs. I really doubt he is spending more than 15k a year for the car and other costs of living, so according to him he would be spending something like 25k a year on drugs and trips to do drugs with others generously assuming the remaining 20k goes to tax, helping his mom out with the living expenses, and eating out estimate padding (cuz fat).

Maker's Mark Handle price Estimate = 50
Disposable Leisure Income (DLI) = 25,000
Estimates Maker's Mark Consumption = 25,000 / 50 = 500 handles
Well we all know Ralph is an alcoholic, but let's be realistic. He probably doesn't drink a handle a day. Let's scale that down to a 5th a day, which I think is a reasonable assumption.
365*750ml = 273,750 ml of Maker's Mark per year
273,750 ml of Maker's Mark per year / 1.75 ltr = 157 handles of Maker's Mark / year
Estimated Expenditure of Maker's Mark per year = 157 * 50 = $7,850
Lets round this up to 8,000, so 160 handles of Maker's Mark per year

OK, so this leaves us with (25,000 -8,000 =) $17,000 of DLI.
What other drugs does Ralph do. Well weed for sure, and zanax. Opiates are also likely, but less confirmed. We can do those last.

Let's start with weed. 8th a day seems like a solid estimate for a proper addict. Let's round that down to 3.5 grams instead of up.
Let's assume he buys by the 2 OZ if he's gonna smoke that much. Let's round the Ounce to 28 grams.
Estimated Price per 2OZ of weed = $350 I might need one of you potheads to correct me on this one
Estimated yearly weed usage = 3.5 g * 365 days = 1,277.5 g / year
Convert to 2OZ = 1,277.5 g / 56 g / 2OZ = 22.8125... let's round up to 23
Estimated yearly expenditure on Weed = 23 * $350 = $8,050.
Let's round this down to 8,000 for 1,280 g of weed per year.


Ralph now has a DLI of (25,000 - 8,000 - 8,000) = $9,000

OK, now on to the rattling. IT'S NAT TRUUUU
We're gonna have to cover a lot of ground here. We have a LOT of drug money left over.
Let's start with 3 bars a day and see where that gets us, so 6 mg.
I don't know the street price of Xanax, but https://portal.ct.gov/DCP/Drug-Control-Division/Drug-Control/Alprazolam says $3-5 for 2mg. Let's assume he buys in enough bulk to get the good price. The government seems to like to overestimate street price IIRC for prosecution purposes.
Yearly Xanax usage = 3 * 365 = 1095
Estimated Yearly Xanax expense = 1095 * 3 = $3,285. No way that's enough. Let's pump it up to 5 a day.
New Estimated Yearly Xanax Usage = 5 * 365 = 1,825
Estimated Yearly Xanax Expanse = 1,825 * 3 = $5,475 seems much more likely.
Let's round up to $6,000 because we don't have much money left for 2,000 Xanax bars (4,000 mg) per year.

Ralph now has a DLI = (9,000 -6,000 =) $3,000
Let's assume 2,000 is spent on the trips. Seems like a good conservative estimate right? He doesn't go on that many and just crashes on other degenerates' couches when he does.
Remaining DLI = $1,000

Let's make the rest up with pain pills since he is white trash after all.
Let's assume Hydrocodone because it's clear Ralph isn't worried about liver damage and is not gonna do some " white trash high class" oxy
Estimated price of Hydrocodone = $2 per 5mg in Memphis according to https://streetrx.com/
Estimated PK expenditure = $1,000
Estimated PK use per year = $500 hydrocodone pills (2500mg)
Wew lad the math adds up to this folks. If Ralph is telling the truth about his savings and income, then here's my back of the envelope drug use conclusions:
Maker's Mark = 1.02 fifths a day
Weed = 3.51 g a day
Zanaz = 5.5 bars (11mg) a day
Hydrocodone = 1.4 pills (7mg) a day
Obviously this could be moved between them, but in a round about way, this is Ralph's drug use according to him.
What a sad degenerate freakshow dependent on drugs to function. No wonder he looks and acts the way he does. He needs help. He needs to go home to jail.
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Are you not a degenerate or something? Bars go for 6-8$ in the south these days, unless you can buy whole bottles, which is very rare. Dark web is even more expensive than street, and too sketchy often laced with fent.
 
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ShakkaAhmose said:
quick question: who the fuck is pinkyculture? i have heard this name before?
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He's always superchatting Rekieta, and I think was doing the same for all the guys that were big on Streamme. Probably just some rich introvert who can donate $50 dollars a day everyday to internet friends to get a few seconds of attention.
 
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As I see it, one of three things has caused the Vickers' DFE.

1. They went full moralfag and grew an overdeveloped conscience (unlikely)
2. Faith went home (even more unlikely)
3. They were advised to by a legal team prior to being legally obligated not to a la Ron Toye, for those of you familiar with the cancer that is weeb wars

New poll?
 
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ShakkaAhmose said:
quick question: who the fuck is pinkyculture? i have heard this name before?
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He's a paypig who sends superchats to IBS shows and begs whatever ecelebs are on for pictures of their pinky, he has an instagram or something that he uploads them to (I seem to recall him mentioning he's done this with other celebrities too but I'm not sure). He's been around since at least the height of the Kumite.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Vickers probably took down their stuff because of possible ligitation because smart lawyers will tell their clients to shut the fuck up or they just said fuck it and let the gunt do what he wants.

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THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED HAHAHAHAHAHA #FREEDTROLLI
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Welcome back, also, yeah it looks like there is some serious litigation going on if they are nuking their shit. Probably a criminal investigation into Gunty. Cant wait for Godwinson's bumblebee show today.
 
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PESTPOOM said:
As I see it, one of three things has caused the Vickers' DFE.

1. They went full moralfag and grew an overdeveloped conscience (unlikely)
2. Faith went home (even more unlikely)
3. They were advised to by a legal team prior to being legally obligated not to a la Ron Toye, for those of you familiar with the cancer that is weeb wars

New poll?
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We need to check the Kingdom Hearts Progress, that will tell us if Fai Fai is still there. Gunt is too much of a failure to play an RPG.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Welcome back, also, yeah it looks like there is some serious litigation going on if they are nuking their shit. Probably a criminal investigation into Gunty. Cant wait for Godwinson's bumblebee show today.
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Godwinson can't possibly do a show tonight. 9:30EST? That's like, what 3:30am in bongland? I'm 90% sure he was mentioning the KS tonight, it's Faith's birthday and Destiny is coming on.
 
Kingu Cinnamon said:
If you think that there is a 4d chess plan to drive Ralph nuts and you want it to happen, probably don't say it on a site that we know Ralph reads.

...Unless this is an upside-down 5d backgammon plan to be so overt that it becomes covert...

... Maybe this post is an inverted zero-g multilayered 15d settlers of catan move to draw attention to the overt decoy post... who knows, Ralph, who knows...
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Do you really think me or anybody else is going to convince Ralph that there isn't some massive conspiracy?

The dude lost his mind over a corn joke. Everybody has told him it's a joke. He keeps going anyways.

But hey, if you're worried about him suddenly growing a brain due to my observation... sure. There's totally a conspiracy. Everybody here is in on it. It is absolutely vital that such an amazing and talented person like Ethan Ralph be taken out. For... uhhh... reasons. Hail Hydra!
 
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I expect a ranting prologue from Ralph saying "I Won AnLogs!"

If the vickers backed off because faith will get a miscarriage but how will she get a miscarriage if she's not even allowed to go on the internet without guntvision? Where is this supposed lawsuit that faith has against her rapist that she claimed died? I'm sure faith will get a miscarriage due to most first pregnancy's end in a miscarriage and the drugs/alcohol/shitty burgers she's being fed will kill Ronnie Jr than her parents alogging Ralph.
 
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