🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Grim_Autismo]

His mask is holding a few burger bites in it for later.
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Those are XL facemasks from DXL. Those masks are 7" wide so that means his face is 9-10" wide. That's almost as wide as a barbie doll is tall just for a comparison. These are BIG masks made for WIDE faces. He's either too stupid to figure out how to work the little ear tie things or his face is monstrously wide.

Imagine being so fat that not even the specialty store that makes stuff specifically for fat people can meet your needs.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Those are XL facemasks from DXL. Those masks are 7" wide so that means his face is 9-10" wide. That's almost as wide as a barbie doll is tall just for a comparison. These are BIG masks made for WIDE faces. He's either too stupid to figure out how to work the little ear tie things or his face is monstrously wide.

Imagine being so fat that not even the specialty store that makes stuff specifically for fat people can meet your needs.

I think both, he doesn't get that wearing it improperly almost the same as not wearing anything plus he's morbidly obese and is out of breath easily so I imagine the mask doesn't help in that regard which prompts him to have it as loose as possible.
Either way his melon is fucking massive and shaped like an egg.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

The killstream is so fucking boring why did destiny have to leave

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Ralph is the WingsofRedemption of the "politicians". He considers himself a winner when his garbage livestreams are being carried by his guests.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

When is the godwinson stream?

 

[Big Bad Wart]

@theralph don't listen to your fans. don't stop. I need more laughs.

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When is the godwinson stream?

he probably faked out or something happened to the guest cause no announcements and its past 9:30 EST

 

[big ups liquid richard]

When is the godwinson stream?

We've been had.

 

[assburger-king]

I just saw the part of todays stream where the gunt is asking Destiny questions about him getting booted. I cant get over how terrible of an interviewer he is, not only does he have the energy of a crippled turtle on methadone (unless his ego is at stake) but he approaches the more sensitive questions and topics concerning guests with the tact of a sixteen year old burnout.

 

[johnisdeer]

Ralph and Destiny had a conversation on today's streams about if jews are white, it was pretty awkward and ended up petering out. Warski comes on just as destiny finishes up his appearance and they conversate about RGB dying and watching and alex jones clip. Warksi and Ralph get back on the topic of jews and the "fellow white" phenomenon which leads to Warski talking about how him and his cancer patient co-host have been watching a jewish cartoon that teaches jewish kids to take over america. I don't know why ralph entertained the jew talk as much as he did today especially after the Patrick little cucking incident and the cracking down on chat but he seemed pretty slow/lazy out of it on the show so maybe hes just out of whack or something, anyways OY VEY!
Edit: punctuation

 

[High Tea]

When is the godwinson stream?

he probably faked out or something happened to the guest cause no announcements and its past 9:30 EST

I guess I thought he was referring to the Phantom stream, but with a rotating location, it's difficult to know where his stuff will appear. That, or he was just trying to make Ralph sweat about what he had.

 

[Vetti]

That ain't workin'
That's the way ya do it
You get the lemons on a Dlive stream

That ain't workin'
That's the way ya do it
Money for nothing
Date a methed-out teen

 

[Slap47]

Taco smell.

 

[Festivus]

I fear he will never face anyone. Seems like he's challenged numerous people to fight irl and it never happens - from PPP to just that guy on Twitter last week. We do need to see him face either Steampunk Vickers or Canadian Trailerpark Ronnie Ralph in the Thunderdome.

I don't think he realized what an absolute unit PPP is until after he challenged him lol. PPP is 6'4 and almost as wide as he is tall. He may be a Canadian Autist but I sure as hell wouldn't want to take a punch from the guy, I can only imagine what the scared little Guntlet thought when he realized.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Warksi and Ralph get back on the topic of jews and the "fellow white" phenomenon

Warski is even less white than jews, yet thinks he's 1488% pure bavarian phenotype, like the blind black klansman skit from Chapelle's Show.

Ralph married, bragged about, and worshipped a pajeet until she dumped him.

Strange gatekeepers of whiteness, but "hello fellow white nationalists, please superchat".

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Andy and Ralph are literally coping and seething. Fuck off you only do it for the money dumb fucks.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

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Taco smell.

“Ha ha e-fights are silly unless you’re defending Vic Lasagna”
Classic grifter take from the world’s biggest grifter.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Warski and Ralph, two guys relegated to the ghetto, telling Joe Rogan how to run PR.

"We don't condone violence on this show"

"We would STOMP James Charles"

 

[Immortal Technique]

Can you all stop giving good advice to Ralph and encouraging him to stop drinking during the show? Now his show makes C-SPAN look like Jerry Springer.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Oh my God these idiots, yes Joe Rogan should listen to you two maybe one day he would be as successful as you are, grifting for lemons on a platform no one knows.

Can you all stop giving good advice to Ralph and encouraging him to stop drinking during the show? Now his show makes C-SPAN look like Jerry Springer.

He's getting high on something it's why he's not drinking as much.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

I like how Ralph flexed on Rogan, saying he decides when he edits his own Killstream streams and Rogan does what Spotify tells him...

He must have forgot that he's Dlive's bitch for a moment there

 

[ClipBitch]

Ethan and Andy watching kids again. Just like old times.