A former friend is very fashion-forward, very good at hair/makeup (licensed cosmetologist, which she no longer does because it's hard to stand for as long as it takes to perform the complicated hair shit she did for other trendy young people), honestly has a very pretty face. Her social media presence is gorgeous. She's always dressed cute as fuck, always has her face done, always has her hair done.
But she fucking stinks. We used to go places together in the same vehicle and she smelled like yeasty BO, sour milk, old piss, and very vaguely of shit/sometimes rotting meat.
I always thought I was just being a judgy asshole but other people mentioned it to me privately too. She was almost 400lbs then and there was absolutely no way she could bathe herself properly (think ALR and her little T-Rex arms), but she LOOKED like she was put together, so things like scrubbing your swamp crotch or reaching around to properly wipe your asshole weren't as important, I guess. No idea if she was ever into BOPO bullshit because she knew better than to bring it up to me, but it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, and she loooved "Fatshion", so.
ETA: She'll be 24 this year.
