TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
"Aspiring professional wrestler/writer/critic/video game and music enthusiast with a love for life and fun."

Is there any evidence of any of this?

Aspiring professional wrestler? How is that going to be possible when she is in constant pain with all her pretend ailments. She gets sore from sleeping, how is she going to be a pro wrestler? Don't you have to be an amateur wrestler first?
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You really don't need to be an Amateur [Greco-Roman, Freestyle,etc] to be a pro wrestler. You can join a Pro wrestling school [ex. NJ has the famous Monster Wrestling school]

Don't you need muscles to be a professional wrestler?
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You haven't seen any Indy wresting have you? They can barely pick each other up for bodyslams without nearly dropping each other on their heads. This is why is devolved into flips and flops. They can't bodyslam so suplexes and piledrivers are certainly no nos.

Aren't female pro wrestlers generally attractive with big fake boobs?
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Google Nia Jax. A morbidly cousin of Rock's [that's the only reason the lard ass keeps getting pushed] they're trying to push her as the second coming of Chyna but she can't even pick up legit 120lbs Women. No less Full grown Men.
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And promoters are wondering why business is down.
 
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White Devil said:
I wonder if Noah would finally kill himself if you took his Twitter away.
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No need to take his Twatter away, just wait for November to come and the inevitable Spoony meltdown.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Aspiring professional wrestler? How is that going to be possible when she is in constant pain with all her pretend ailments. She gets sore from sleeping, how is she going to be a pro wrestler? Don't you have to be an amateur wrestler first? Don't you need muscles to be a professional wrestler? Aren't female pro wrestlers generally attractive with big fake boobs?
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C'mon, when even a fat pig like Jim Sterling can be a "wrestler" everybody can.
Also: Either attractive or fake boobs! Choose wisely, young padawan.
 
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Can you even *imagine* the pathetic wailing that would come out of this blubbery Spoony fuck if his girlfriend broke up with him?
Oh wait, we don't have to *imagine*.

Noah's pitiful attempts at repairing his destroyed ego by orangemanbad posting is just so pathetic.

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You heard it, Spoony refers to April as "my old stuff". Just remarkable.

Go snark about the President again, jackass, him and his supporters are celebrating the best news of all of 2020 while you're having a meltdown over a fucking label maker.

Also I suppose he's in the process of packing up his shit before being evicted, hence the label maker.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
Let us also not overlook that he got emotionally abused by [checks notes]... a label maker.
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>Hahah I bet DRUMF would be upset if he got hit with a rubber bullet haw haw haw am I right
>OH GOD PLEASE FREE ME FROM THE TORMENT OF THIS ACCURSED LABEL MAKER WAAAHHHHHH
 
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
What on earth is he going on about regarding barely having any room in his Civic. It's a 2012 model, not a 1978 one. Moron has probably got the seat adjustment on maximum
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The Manletmobile will rule the interstate. All will fear on the long road back to Arizona as it speeds by - and possibly into - them.
 
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kuniqsX said:
Yeah, when you're such a failure suicidees are role models compared to you.

Why pay a dermatologist Xk to cut an emergency food ration from your face when you can buy 10 junk necklaces instead?

TBF I don't understand why people pay hundreds of thousands for pieces of geometrically-cut quartz or carbon.
For 100$ you could buy a gram of some pseudo-cocaine research chemical and have 0 depression 24h/day for at least a week. Fuck, you would actually have energy to look for a job no matter how depressed you were before taking the first snort.
I'm kinda facetious with this but if you're wasting a hundred bucks for a dopamine hit, how about spending it on literally a bag of dopamine hits? Economies of scale and all, people!
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Damn son what kind of coke do you have where a gram will not only last "at least" a week, but all day everyday for that week?? PM your....list of favorite books.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
What the fuck was Spoony doing with a dremel that he's so mad about it? Chopping up roadkill in his basement and shaving down the bones? His career has never had anything remotely do with power tools, either as an IT drone or a content creator.
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I mean I own a dremel for modification of tabletop minis, but I think I've used it only a handful of times over the years, I doubt spoony would have used it more than that, if that's the reason he had it
 
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