Make the worst video game movie ever

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I’ll start,
An animated StarFox movie where the main characters make lame outdated meme references and jokes. Also have scenes where the characters beat up Slippy because everyone hates him haha! Also play up the villains to the point where they’re no longer menacing. And have pointless celebs play the cast because WHY NOT!

 

[Milkis]

ME:Andromeda movie made entirely in-engine

 

[Jolly Copulation]

Live-action Animal Crossing movie starring Brie Larson, and all the animals are played by celebrities with poorly-made CGI fur and cursed faces like the Cats movie. This theoretical chode would be directed by Rian Johnson.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The Super Mario Bros. movie that already exists.
It doesn't really work as a movie on its own, and it definitely doesn't work as a Super Mario movie.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Mario brothers movie but its Movie Bob as the lead character

 

[Red Hood]

Final Fantasy: Make a movie with none of the swords and magic trappings of the games and just mix Aliens with some of the metaphysical mumbo jumbo from VII

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The Super Mario Bros. movie that already exists.
It doesn't really work as a movie on its own, and it definitely doesn't work as a Super Mario movie.

Honestly if you took out all the characters related to Super Mario Bros. it would just be a generic 90's sci-fi action film/B-Movie. The problem was that the directors behind the movie tried to make it something it wasn't all in the sake of expressing their artistic vision, and Nintendo was desperate enough to ok whatever they had to say, even though everyone else hated it because the directors themselves were mentally retarded children that threw a temper-tantrum if they didn't get their way.

Final Fantasy: Make a movie with none of the swords and magic trappings of the games and just mix Aliens with some of the metaphysical mumbo jumbo from VII

In other words...

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Mario brothers movie but its Movie Bob as the lead character

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

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Exactly this.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Chris Chan’s Sonichu come to life, though instead it is a Ratchet and Clank sequel with Bella Thorne that no one asked for

 

[Nein Inch Nales]

An Elder Scrolls/Fallout film directed by Uwe Boll.

 

[User names must be unique]

Dark souls where the hero joins a merry band of funny quirky adventurers to save the day and they all live happily ever after.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Legend of Zelda but its has Link as he was in Orcarina of Time and the plot is a mix of Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Earthbound, but it's an animated movie done entirely in a Cal-arts style, where the writing was done by a collective of hipsters and tumblrites either trying to out-quirk each other or cram in their weird fanfiction/fetishes.

 

[Rob_Mercury]

To make it even worse imagine them turning doomguy into a woman and having Daisy Ridley play the role.

An Elder Scrolls/Fallout film directed by Uwe Boll.

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Plus as a reminder

'Fallout' TV Series From 'Westworld' Creators in the Works at Amazon

Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy will executive produce adaptation of hit video game franchise

www.thewrap.com

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Earthbound, but it's an animated movie done entirely in a Cal-arts style, where the writing was done by a collective of hipsters and tumblrites either trying to out-quirk each other or cram in their weird fanfiction/fetishes.

I feel like that's the most likely one going to be made

 

[Chao Garden]

Spoiler

 

[Krystal]

Tetris but written by Adam Sandler and directed by Michael Bay.

 

[MemeGrey]

Duke Nuke 'em with Ryan Reynolds

 

[Krystal]

Duke Nuke 'em with Ryan Reynolds

It's time to slice and dice and eat chimichangas, but I'm out of fucking chimichangas.