Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
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Yoghurt Baby said:
Not sure about utah but most courts have the power to declare a person a vexatious litigant. It means they're restricted in what they can do in a specific court and usually have a case management judge assigned to them that decides if the legal action has any merit before letting it continue. It usually only happens if they make multiple shitty legal actions in the same court, so unless russ keeps bringing forth more shitty copyright lawsuits they'll probably just throw this one out and be done with it.
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You have to be a really diligent, hard-working tard to get declared a vexatious litigant. I have no doubt Russell will eventually receive that status as a just reward for his dedication, but it's going to be a while.

That said, holy shit, the mad lad actually did it. As if 2020 wasn't entertaining enough, already!

I can't wait to read the complaint--his complaints are always hilarious, and this should be the best one yet. I want to know what fucked-up reasoning is behind that $5.3million award he's after.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
You have to be a really diligent, hard-working tard to get declared a vexatious litigant. I have no doubt Russell will eventually receive that status as a just reward for his dedication, but it's going to be a while.

That said, holy shit, the mad lad actually did it. As if 2020 wasn't entertaining enough, already!

I can't wait to read the complaint--his complaints are always hilarious, and this should be the best one yet. I want to know what fucked-up reasoning is behind that $5.3million award he's after.
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Getting Vexatious Litigant status will be butternut's tard Eagle scout capstone project.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
How do inter-state lawsuits work? Wouldn't he have to come to Josh's state to file it?
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SojuDrnkr said:
Null lives halfway across the world, and the Farms servers arent in the US either.
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Doesn’t matter. Null has a convenient little PO Box where he can be served. He even sent Russell the address, but I don’t doubt that ratface will manage to fuck it up somehow.
 
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Russ is so butthurt over pleading guilty he had to sue the Kiwi "Orchards" (he referred to the forum as something like that in his dumb book) for a bogus copyright claim in federal court (this is how interstate suits work, for those who were asking), which costs $400 to file

and as noted, all he has to do is file a DMCA with Google

Russ suing to feel manly and in control, LOL
 
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don't make the thread about yourself
Easy Peasy said:
Jersh, please come to Utah and respond personally. I'll buy you a drink and we'll find you the tradwife of your dreams
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Aren't the majority of women in Utah Mormons? How is that a step-up from the christian sluts in the rest of the country? If anything they're worse.

I met a chick online from Utah in my 20's and we kept in contact for almost 5 years. She was a sex addict who couldn't stop fucking and masturbating even though her religion said it was forbidden. She was one of those "woe is me" chicks who felt guilty after she performed the act but didn't do shit to fix the problem. Eventually karma bit her in the ass cause she wound up with an STD that came with a sore on her lip.
 
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Hey guys, just wanted to check in and say hello. I'm more of a SOFA-loser than a Kiwi Farmer, and happily so, but some of you guys are pretty cool. I'm sorry I didn't finish the captions. I actually had totally forgotten that I got part way into that and stopped. Someone on Facebook said they might work to finish them.

I was just thinking one day... I should go ahead and finally let you hear the delicious audio. I was afraid of Russ suing me or getting me in trouble for my illegal recording because I don't want to be revealed in public, but then I thought... Nah, it would be super fun considering how boring Russ has gotten. He never learns, but he did learn to stop sharing his thoughts so much.

So Russ, if you want to know my name so you can bring my fat ass to court, just say so on Facebook and I'll send you a DM. I don't understand how jurisdiction works, but I even live here, so you're all set.
 
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Suburban Bastard said:
lol why 5.3 million specifically?
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Because it’s a big scary number and russ thinks that when you have hurt feelings, you’re allowed to ask whatever foolish amount you want and don’t need to prove why that specific number is justified.

he probably sat down to do the maths on building the Mile High Neon; buying a sportscar to drive past Taylor Swift’s house while gesturing rudely and screaming; a fancy bouquet and box of choccies delivered to her door to let her know she still had a shot with him if she was willing to apologize; hiring an assassin to kill Chad and scare Erika into publicly rescinded her protective order and throwing her legs open for him; aaaaaand possibly a lifetime supply of costco muffins and children’s breakfast cereals.

Tot all that up, 5.3 million.
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Aren't the majority of women in Utah Mormons? How is that a step-up from the christian sluts in the rest of the country? If anything they're worse.

I met a chick online from Utah in my 20's and we kept in contact for almost 5 years. She was a sex addict who couldn't stop fucking and masturbating even though her religion said it was forbidden. She was one of those "woe is me" chicks who felt guilty after she performed the act but didn't do shit to fix the problem. Eventually karma bit her in the ass cause she wound up with an STD that came with a sore on her lip.
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The fuck does this have to do with anything, take your “all womminz is hoes” out of here
 
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sharshorita said:
Hey guys, just wanted to check in and say hello. I'm more of a SOFA-loser than a Kiwi Farmer, and happily so, but some of you guys are pretty cool. I'm sorry I didn't finish the captions. I actually had totally forgotten that I got part way into that and stopped. Someone on Facebook said they might work to finish them.

I was just thinking one day... I should go ahead and finally let you hear the delicious audio. I was afraid of Russ suing me or getting me in trouble for my illegal recording because I don't want to be revealed in public, but then I thought... Nah, it would be super fun considering how boring Russ has gotten. He never learns, but he did learn to stop sharing his thoughts so much.

So Russ, if you want to know my name so you can bring my fat ass to court, just say so on Facebook and I'll send you a DM. I don't understand how jurisdiction works, but I even live here, so you're all set.
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What's your relation to Greer?
 
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