Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Hawker Hurricane]

To be fair, they're actually doing a not half bad job at laying low now, though they're probably still shitposting responses to us behind the private, but hey, baby steps.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I checked Tumblr to see if I got any anon messages to the effect of 'Y DID U CHASE JONATHAN AWAY U CYBERBOWLY??????", but no dice. Probably giving myself too much credit. Anyway, surprising that Kayla only had a grand total of two people defend her early on & I haven't heard from anyone since.
I did see this, though:

But you know all your friends on the Farms. . .

Also, it really bothers me that she calls people "mutuals." I realize mutual followers, yeah, but I just call those people "friends."

 

[Eponine]

Also, it really bothers me that she calls people "mutuals." I realize mutual followers, yeah, but I just call those people "friends."

I think these people realise deeeeeep down in their subconscious that these 'friends' don't give a rat's ass about them, hence 'mutuals'. That's my theory.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Also, it really bothers me that she calls people "mutuals." I realize mutual followers, yeah, but I just call those people "friends."

It sounds like something an alien that has no sort of understanding of earth culture would say.

 

[plasticine]

as a fellow love live autist, i can't why she's sperging that LL sexualizes the characters when the goddamn character she identify's as is a succubus.

has she wormed herself to Twitter to hide from us?

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

has she wormed herself to Twitter to hide from us?

My guess is she has, it seems she wasn't a bad enough dude to handle some people talking about her on the internet.

 

[Rin]

If she's going to be kin with someone from Lovelive, it should be Nico. They're both obnoxious attention whores who try way too hard to be cutesy.

 

[Meatman]

Holy Guvver
You've been triggered too long on the kiwi farms
Oh why'd you post all the these things?

 

[Cubanodun]

you did not get nearly enough credit for that joke

in other news this is being repeatedly reblogged on her tumblr and in the 38 notes provides a nice summary of her circle of friends- awfully conveniant of them to do that for us! should make finding future whales cows easier!

Spoiler: GIVE ME ATTENTION

https://archive.is/w1m9J

i can imagine her, sitting in her computer, refreshing like a moron her gmail/thunderbird begging for some form of communication

 

[Meatman]

Now presenting; Triggered by Nothing - Dire Kiwi's

Now look at them guv-guv's, that's the way you do it
You post the things on the Tumblr
That ain't typing'. That's the way you guv it.
Triggered by nothin' and our lulz for free
Now that ain't typing' that's the way you guv it
Lemme tell ya them kiwi's ain't dumb
Maybe get a trigger on your little dashboard
Maybe get a penis in your bum

We gotta tag all of our triggers
Pander to the autistic population
We gotta tag these pomegranates
We gotta tag these animatronics

See the little faggot with kintype and the gender
Yeah buddy that's his own blog
That little faggot gonna live in a basement
That little faggot will be on welfare

We gotta tag all of our triggers
Pander to the autistic population
We gotta tag these pomegranates
We gotta tag these animatronics

I shoulda went to get a degree
I shoulda made myself some money
Look at that therapist, he could reassure me
Man that would fix me up
And what's up there, what's that? Cis scum?
Going bout' there lives on the street
That ain't typing'. That's the way you guv it.
Get triggered by nothin' and our lulz for free

We gotta tag all of our triggers
Pander to the autistic population
We gotta tag these pomegranates
We gotta tag these animatronics

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You post the things on the Tumblr
That ain't typing'. That's the way you guv it.
Triggered by nothin' and our lulz for free
Triggered by nothin' and our lulz for free

 

[Lady Houligan]

@Meatman Bravo sir. (Would the echo be "That's ableist, that's racist, triggered my PTSD" a la the "I want my, I want my, I want my MTV"? Though my meter may be off one.)

 

[Mourning Dove]

So I made a parody song based on how Kayla will never want to leave the internet.
It follows the tune of "Let it Go", that overplayed song from Frozen. Because both Kayla and Elsa are special snowflakes or something.

Spoiler: Let It Guv

The trolls stalk me on my Tumblr tonight
Such harassers, they’re so mean
Offline may be my salvation,
But I’m still just a teen!

They take my wi-fi, and tell me to go outside
But no they can’t, and heaven knows they tried!

Don't let them win, don't let them be
Or let them tell me that I am a she
Reveal, mah feels, just let them know
Hell, they will know!

Let it guv, let it guv
No, I will not do my chores
Let it guv, let it guv
I’m such an attention whore!

I don't care
I won’t just go away
Let shitposts rage on,
Anons never bothered me anyway!

Kiwi Farms always mocks me
Do they really have the gall?
And they give me some free advice
They must want to see me fall!

I’m online by phone, I’m so shrewd
Everyone else, man, they’re such prudes
No mom, no dad, no family bothering me!

Let it guv, let it guv
No, I won’t say good-bye!
Let it guv, let it guv
It’s pointless to even try!

Here I am
And here I'll be
Let the shitposts rage on!

Asspats, crytypes, shitposts, excuses, they’re all around
But my secret blog, well, it looks like it’s been found.
A ween trolls me through something they asked.
But a new page,
I’ll just make another so fast!

Let it guv, let it guv
A transgender, my name is Jon
Let it guv, let it guv
That boring “girl” is gone!

Here I am
On the ‘net today
Let the shitposts rage on,
Anons never bothered me anyway!

 

[DocScuttleButt]

So I made a parody song based on how Kayla will never want to leave the internet.
It follows the tune of "Let it Go", that overplayed song from Frozen. Because both Kayla and Elsa are special snowflakes or something.

Spoiler: Let It Guv

The trolls stalk me on my Tumblr tonight
Such harassers, they’re so mean
Offline may be my salvation,
But I’m still just a teen!

They take my wi-fi, and tell me to go outside
But no they can’t, and heaven knows they tried!

Don't let them win, don't let them be
Or let them tell me that I am a she
Reveal, mah feels, just let them know
Hell, they will know!

Let it guv, let it guv
No, I will not do my chores
Let it guv, let it guv
I’m such an attention whore!

I don't care
I won’t just go away
Let shitposts rage on,
Anons never bothered me anyway!

Kiwi Farms always mocks me
Do they really have the gall?
And they give me some free advice
They must want to see me fall!

I’m online by phone, I’m so shrewd
Everyone else, man, they’re such prudes
No mom, no dad, no family bothering me!

Let it guv, let it guv
No, I won’t say good-bye!
Let it guv, let it guv
It’s pointless to even try!

Here I am
And here I'll be
Let the shitposts rage on!

Asspats, crytypes, shitposts, excuses, they’re all around
But my secret blog, well, it looks like it’s been found.
A ween trolls me through something they asked.
But a new page,
I’ll just make another so fast!

Let it guv, let it guv
A transgender, my name is Jon
Let it guv, let it guv
That boring “girl” is gone!

Here I am
On the ‘net today
Let the shitposts rage on,
Anons never bothered me anyway!

tempted to sing this

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

All these parodies are beautiful. But man, poor Texas is getting swamped with all this flooding. Even Harris Co. in Katy has declared a state of emergency. But if our Kayla won't post on Tumblr & keeps her Twitter on lockdown, how will we know if she's safe? D:
In all seriousness, she did briefly mention the threat of flash floods & tornadoes on Saturday when the storms started, so I do hope she's okay. Could you imagine her livetweeting a natural disaster?

"UGH evry1 is screaming an its TRiGGERIGN my ANXIETY I wish theyd stfu"
"its just rain i dont see what the big deal is tho?????"
"OMG MY ANNOYINGIG BROTEHSRS ARE SCREAMING BC TEH ROOF CAVEDI N TEY AER SO ANNOYONG"
"shit thers water comin ing sersly helap lol"

 

[2Spoopy]

All these parodies are beautiful. But man, poor Texas is getting swamped with all this flooding. Even Harris Co. in Katy has declared a state of emergency. But if our Kayla won't post on Tumblr & keeps her Twitter on lockdown, how will we know if she's safe? D:
In all seriousness, she did briefly mention the threat of flash floods & tornadoes on Saturday when the storms started, so I do hope she's okay. Could you imagine her livetweeting a natural disaster?

"UGH evry1 is screaming an its TRiGGERIGN my ANXIETY I wish theyd stfu"
"its just rain i dont see what the big deal is tho?????"
"OMG MY ANNOYINGIG BROTEHSRS ARE SCREAMING BC TEH ROOF CAVEDI N TEY AER SO ANNOYONG"
"shit thers water comin ing sersly helap lol"

"PLEASE DONATE FOR my animu phone games MUH HOUSE GUIZE! I WONT HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE TBH!"
"PLESE DONT IGN ORE MY DONATE BUTTON! M SO TRGGRD RIT NOW LMAO!??"
"I would walk to CVS to get carpet cleaner but the flood swept my family away and I can't leave my dog alone!!"
"I could just use my $25 uber coupon to get sushi rite now? or like 50 things of ranch???"

Tornado sirens blaring, the rain comes down sideways. Kayla screams out of her open window, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KIWIFAR!"


Come back, Tero Kayla.

 

[Funnybone]

Hey Kayla, don't die-- people dying from floods is a big trigger of mine please respect that.
Also, @Creamy Mami don't die.
Everyone in Texas needs to not die.

 

[Lady Houligan]

"PLEASE DONATE FOR my animu phone games MUH HOUSE GUIZE! I WONT HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE TBH!"
"PLESE DONT IGN ORE MY DONATE BUTTON! M SO TRGGRD RIT NOW LMAO!??"
"I would walk to CVS to get carpet cleaner but the flood swept my family away and I can't leave my dog alone!!"
"I could just use my $25 uber coupon to get sushi rite now? or like 50 things of ranch???"

Tornado sirens blaring, the rain comes down sideways. Kayla screams out of her open window, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KIWIFAR!"


Come back, Tero Kayla.

And then @DynamiteNinja writes a short poem about Kayla closing her fucking window.

 

[Cassowary]

let me be a little weeabo here

Love live is just the new cashcow of SUNRISE Studios, the fuckers toke the sucess of the anime of Idolmaster and ride the bandwagon in a way that no one can escape the vortex of autism that are his fans, you think believers are hardcore? YOU HAVE NOT SEE ANYTHING

tl;dr in the first season the plot was mostly that, they were trying to save the school, then it came, the dark ages, people were inventing OTPs everywhere in a way that only Exceptional people could do it

i wish im kidding my comrades but the danger is REAL

yep, terrifying

then it came the second season, sunrise was so jew that they implied the most famous OTP in the anime, based in Pixiv pools iirc, the game was just the last straw to remove shekels for poor virgin bastards with overpriced phones

the sucess of the damn thing is so hard that Sunrise doesnt want to do other animes like Accel world or Kyokai senjou no horizon just to keep milking until it die in very sunrise fashion (code geass anyone?)



The anime is not that shitty, is boring but not so shit that you have to hate it with passion, love livers are for some reason the most nice of all the spergs out there, they are friends of the Aikatsu fags, the Idolmaster Fags, and for some reason the Wake up girls fags (recently the show by rock fags and the puripara fags joined the brotherhood)

I'm a bit of an idol sperg and I think the main reason Love Live! is popular with Kayla and other people like them is because of the English version and because of the ~lesbian subtext~ in the series (there is one character in particular who is popular for being a "chubby lesbian" even though her homosexuality is somewhat debatable and she's not chubby in the least). Aikatsu, Idolmaster, and other idol series remain mostly untouched by tumblrites because they usually aren't willing to get into games that are only available in Japanese.

 

[Creamy Mami]

Hey Kayla, don't die-- people dying from floods is a big trigger of mine please respect that.
Also, @Creamy Mami don't die.
Everyone in Texas needs to not die.

Luckily the flooding in Katy is minimal. It seems like it's a true and honest disaster in deeper parts of Houston.
@Alex Krycek pls don't die.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Let's be optimistic here, though, the Guv King can potentially return to her natural habitat.

christ I'm an asshole