Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[wilderbeans]

It is pretty pathetic that she thinks her eye color and lip size are her bad features. She’s shown more disdain for those things in her videos than for the massive mounds of blub hanging off of her. Even when she talked about her stomach lymphedema, her words were “it’s whatever.” Yet she’s harped on about her lip size/eye size/eye color many a times.

When she enters the room, nobody is looking at her eyes.


She made a video way before saying shes most self-conscious about her ears.

Is that why she gets so fat you can’t see them anymore?

 

[peach tea]

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Why?? Why???
Who does this when they have a significant other?!
Becky is supposedly the love of her life!!


Even typed "Uh"
to force-feed everyone her fat rolls​

Wait, I never noticed... are her eyes grey or is that just lighting or a filter? True grey is super rare, it’s a shame she was gifted with such a unique feature. My grandmother had really light grey eyes and I asked the doctor about it to see if my future kids would have a chance of inheriting the trait, and he said they’re as rare as true green (people who have green eyes usually actually have hazel because melanin) and green is very uncommon. I guess the Lord threw Al a bone in that one considering she’s a genetic nightmare in every other aspect.

Also, I need her to grow out of poking her lips out. It looks so fuckin stupid. It didn’t like cute when teenagers did it in 2010 and it definitely doesn’t look cute when a 30 year old does it in 2020. All she’s doing is emphasizing how crusty and chapped her paper thin lips are. She looks retarded.

EDIT: turns out that was a filter. I’ve honestly never looked at her close enough to notice her eye color. I’m definitely autistic.

 

[FrownyFace]

Wait, I never noticed... are her eyes grey is that just lighting or a filter? True grey is super rare, it’s a shame she was gifted with such a unique feature. My grandmother had really light grey eyes and I asked the doctor about it to see if my future kids would have a chance of inheriting the trait, and he said they’re as rare as true green (people who have green eyes usually actually have hazel because melanin) and green is very uncommon. I guess the Lord threw Al a bone in that one considering she’s a genetic nightmare in every other aspect.

Also, I need her to grow out of poking her lips out. It looks so fuckin stupid. It didn’t like cute when teenagers did it in 2010 and it definitely doesn’t look cute when a 30 year old does it in 2020. All she’s doing is emphasizing how crusty and chapped her paper thin lips are. She looks retarded.

She has mostly brown/-very- faintly hazel. It’s just the filters she uses that make them appear otherwise. There’s nothing wrong with brown eyes but she wants to deny she has brown eyes which is just dumb.

 

[Moonpie]

Wait, I never noticed... are her eyes grey is that just lighting or a filter? True grey is super rare, it’s a shame she was gifted with such a unique feature. My grandmother had really light grey eyes and I asked the doctor about it to see if my future kids would have a chance of inheriting the trait, and he said they’re as rare as true green (people who have green eyes usually actually have hazel because melanin) and green is very uncommon. I guess the Lord threw Al a bone in that one considering she’s a genetic nightmare in every other aspect.

Also, I need her to grow out of poking her lips out. It looks so fuckin stupid. It didn’t like cute when teenagers did it in 2010 and it definitely doesn’t look cute when a 30 year old does it in 2020. All she’s doing is emphasizing how crusty and chapped her paper thin lips are. She looks retarded.

No it's a filter. She really has plain brown cow dooky eyes. She's known for using filters.
She also makes her thin lips bigger.

 

[ADHD]

One of the reasons she wants to lose weight is that she will then be able to get lip filler. I guess when she is down to 150 pounds, people will look at all the sagging skin and say that at least her lips are plump.

I think either she's misinformed or she's just using her weight as an excuse. Tess Holliday isn't too far from her when it comes to weight and she's able to get lip fillers, botox, whatever.

It's kind of like how she uses the excuse of designer handbags costing more than her daily limit on her debit card. She could easily have the limit increased for that purchase if she put in the effort of calling the bank, so in that case it's most likely she doesn't want to actually spend that much money on a handbag.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Her bra band is just over 4 feet. Size 6 at torrid has a hip measurement of just over 6 feet. We've seen her proportions. So her shelf ass + gunt has to be 6, maybe 7 fucking feet of fat circumference. Jesus christ.

So my 8 year old niece can wrap around her? Good lord. And this idiot blames all her issues on her surgery or incision or sodiums, etc. Never on the fact she’s well over 500 pounds.

I’m watching Orange Queen’s latest video about her. In her stupid tik tok video, I know it’s her amazing acting but really, she should be breaking down and crying at what she sees in the mirror. She’s disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Hot take, I know, but Jesus. How do you look at yourself as a shell-less Zoidberg and not break down?

But she’s better than all of us so what do I know?

 

[krazy orange cat]

She's reactivated her Twitter so I expect we'll be getting some drama there. Gotta stir the shit on all fronts for attention.

 

[draculasestateagent]

She's reactivated her Twitter so I expect we'll be getting some drama there. Gotta stir the shit on all fronts for attention.

this is the last thing she posted on her twitter before deactivating it before, of course she played dumb about what that person meant like she always does

 

[wilderbeans]

Wait, I never noticed... are her eyes grey or is that just lighting or a filter? True grey is super rare, it’s a shame she was gifted with such a unique feature. My grandmother had really light grey eyes and I asked the doctor about it to see if my future kids would have a chance of inheriting the trait, and he said they’re as rare as true green (people who have green eyes usually actually have hazel because melanin) and green is very uncommon. I guess the Lord threw Al a bone in that one considering she’s a genetic nightmare in every other aspect.

No, she is not a rarity grey. No matter how much she wishes.

 

[Bilibin]

It is pretty pathetic that she thinks her eye color and lip size are her bad features. She’s shown more disdain for those things in her videos than for the massive mounds of blub hanging off of her. Even when she talked about her stomach lymphedema, her words were “it’s whatever.” Yet she’s harped on about her lip size/eye size/eye color many a times.

It's a matter of proportion. When the rest of you is huge, anything normal sized looks small. Gotta plump up those lips to match the moon.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

She made a video way before saying shes most self-conscious about her ears.

The Ears, so weird. I guess that’s why ambers always twisting her sideburns then? She’s hiding her ears?!? Wtf. I guess she really does only look at her face. She must honestly strive to ignore the lower part of herself. That’s bizarre

Her bra band is just over 4 feet. Size 6 at torrid has a hip measurement of just over 6 feet. We've seen her proportions. So her shelf ass + gunt has to be 6, maybe 7 fucking feet of fat circumference. Jesus christ.

Holy gee wizzz!!! This lady is 2 feet wider than she is tall! I get that this isn’t adding to anything or furthering a narrative, I’m just sayin- My God Woman! Yuck

 

[Fupacabra]

The Ears, so weird. I guess that’s why ambers always twisting her sideburns then? She’s hiding her ears?!? Wtf. I guess she really does only look at her face. She must honestly strive to ignore the lower part of herself. That’s bizarre

Not trying to take away anything from her grotesque lower part, but her ears honestly are fucking ugly flappy meat pancakes. Even her ears are morbidly obese. I was astonished when I first noticed.

 

[AmberAlert]

Since our gorl has been very boring lately I've been thinking about cluster B's in general, and Amber is a pretty fascinating view of what cluster B's actually can be like IRL. As someone who does not work in healthcare or mental health, the only time I've seen cluster B's have been through media depictions, where the stereotype is VERY different from reality.


Movies and TV would have you think that B's are evil geniuses, master manipulators, intelligent and charismatic monsters (think American Psycho). Amber on the other hand is very very VERY stupid; lacking in both book smarts and street smarts. It's really funny to see her try classic narc manipulations but be FAR too stupid to pull them off.

The only people she's able to manipulate are the braindead hillbillies she surrounds herself with, and even then not really. Wonder if how much that frustrates her?

 

[8008135]

Not trying to take away anything from her grotesque lower part, but her ears honestly are fucking ugly flappy meat pancakes. Even hear ears are morbidly obese. I was astonished when I first noticed.

Even her earlobes are fat as fuck.

 

[Acidsplat]

even if she werent obese her ears would still be ugly imo

 

[fleas in my brain]

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Even her earlobes are fat as fuck.

My neck hurts just looking at that photo tbh.

Spoiler: What the hell is going on

 

[Pippeyy]

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Even her earlobes are fat as fuck.

Her neck humps never get the attention they deserve. “Spot the humpback” is a fun game when watching her waddle around.

 

[#1DeathFat]

Hammy gracing us with a rètarded Pebbles Flintstone realness!

 

[SuBunny]

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Hammy gracing us with a rètarded Pebbles Flintstone realness!

I wish I could say she actually looks cute in this pic but then I remember what a fat cunt she is and nah, she’s ugly af.

 

[Owlflaps]

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Hammy gracing us with a rètarded Pebbles Flintstone realness!

A filter can't save that tragic hairline.