Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Cranky Hermit]

Is it possible to inform the court that Greer is only a pauper because he wastes his money on criminal activity, by his own admission?

Boring but honest answer: the IFP (in forma pauperis) status is accepted due to income, not whatever they choose to waste their meager funds on.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

5.3 million dollars (Zimbabwean) or roughly 5.30$ a modest asking price for his novel.

 

[AnOminous]

Boring but honest answer: the IFP (in forma pauperis) status is accepted due to income, not whatever they choose to waste their meager funds on.

It's not based on income but the full financial situation including assets. You can be a millionaire with no income.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I don't know much about copyright law, so maybe the legal kiwis could fill me in, but I've posted a pdf copy of his book here before, could Null be required to take that post down? I don't want Russell to even have the slighte

Except he specifically fucked himself out of a job as a paralegal, because he illegally used the system at one law office to look up info on women he was stalking at the time and was fired for that idiocy and blackballed from getting hired elsewhere.

In addition to which, he specifically states in his own book that he was told by an actual lawyer that if he pursued trying to sue Taylor Swift, he would lose any chance of having a career in the legal field. And he preferred to ignore that warning and take his chances.

Even if somehow he was trying to argue that we robbed him of a legal career, he’s wrong, and he’s wrong by his own admissions.

One thing about Russ that does my head in is his ability to state, in his own publications and online admissions, the worst things about himself and his stupidest, most irrational choices, and somehow believe that they make him look sympathetic, instead of like a man who not only dug his own grave, but also hired his own priest, wrote his own eulogy, booked his own funeral, climbed down into his own casket and paid people to throw six feet of dirt onto him.

Then complained for three muffled minutes from underground that this burial was unfair and all the doings of Kiwi Farms, until his limited oxygen ran out.

That's something I've always found to be odd about him too: he changes the story and lies about what happens to make himself into the hero, and he still sounds like an idiot and a monster. It's like how in his book he mentions that after being called invasive and troubling, which are incredibly minor insults, he stormed into John Smith/Greg Skordas' office and had a full on temper tantrum. He mentions himself screaming and swearing at the secretary and Skordas, accusing them of crimes, ranting about how he was going to go to the news, and then going home and vomiting from the heartbreak of being somewhat negatively described in a legal document written by the lawyer of someone he is suing.



This is the version of events he has worked out in his head to make himself look good. He honestly thinks this story of how he had an autistic temper tantrum over being called invasive and troubling earns him sympathy points. And listen to how he describes himself. His delusions truly know no bounds.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

It's not based on income but the full financial situation including assets. You can be a millionaire with no income.

Technically true. The vast majority of people of who file IFP are dirt poor, crazy or already incarcerated. Mostly crazy and already incarcerated. The first thing the court is going to ask is "What is your income?" Wealthy people with assets they can burn and are mentally sound will typically burn those assets in orders to hire attorneys if they're in that much trouble.

 

[CWCissey]

I've posted a pdf copy of his book here before, could Null be required to take that post down?

If it was the one that Dribbles posted the entirety of as the Amazon preview I wouldn't imagine so.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I seem to remember dear feeder saying in a Rekta stream that if Russ sued him he would fly out to Utah for the trial and was even egging on Russ to sue him.

 

[fvckm3]

Will Russell rise above the other litigious lolcows and manage to serve Null correctly? Or will the dastardly Kiwi Farms get away with discriminating against our hero again? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

"Will Russell rise above the other litigious lolcows and manage to serve Null correctly? Or will the dastardly Kiwi Farms get away with discriminating against our hero again? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!!!" -Disgruntled Pupper

disclaimer: russell WISHES he was Cell, but this was a memorable episode to weeb me, and this is a memorable kiwi development to autistic me

 

[MooseGump]

If worst comes to worst I'll be willing to donate my life's savings of 3 dollars to help null

 

[moorhen]

I just can’t get over the fact he plead poverty to a judge the same day he forked over $400 for another lawsuit that will die before it ever lands in front of a judge.

You kinda have to admire the amount of absolutely stupidity that goes into his thought process. He’s completely overlooked the fact that everything he’s complaining about he has posted himself, and that by us critiquing it, it falls under fair use.
He never though ‘maybe I should save that $400 for moving to Vegas like I’m planning’.
He files every single on of his ridiculous lawsuits under the assumption that he’s definitely going to win. Even now, after his incredible losing streak, he still assumes a judge will look at that case and immediately award him everything he’s asked for, rather than telling him to look up fair use and stop wasting people’s time.
He’s just assumed that Nool will be paying for it.

He didn’t even think to do any research into the history of lolsuits and see his chance of winning in a US court is slim to none. What a shitty paralegal, no wonder he’s a fucking janitor.

I’d love for him to make a Facebook post explaining his reasoning, I bet it’d be fascinating.
I’m so glad he didn’t go to jail.

 

[Russtard]

What amazes me most about the $5,3 million is that he thinks dear feeder will ever in his life be able to pay that. Does he think he’s sitting on a massive pile of cash hoarded directly from Russell’s work?

 

[Heckler1]

Every day we come closer and closer to my dream of a Russel+Melinda super lolsuit, where they combine to to create an unholy rambling mess of stupidity so powerful the judge loses his mind upon reading it.

 

[break these cuffs]

Every day we come closer and closer to my dream of a Russel+Melinda super lolsuit, where they combine to to create an unholy rambling mess of stupidity so powerful the judge loses his mind upon reading it.

I think they're both far too egotistical to work with each other. Russ might want to try to get close to Melinda if he learns how easily she opens her legs, but she'll be offended by Russ and his PAGAN ways. Melinda might fuck retarded wannabe cult leaders and wifebeating manlets, but they validated her by being part of the same dumbass cult. I do wish we had a full list of her mongoloid baby daddies She and Russ would get in a slapfight and probably end up suing each other.

I think a collaboration could be hilarious, just not in the way you think.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I think they're both far too egotistical to work with each other. Russ might want to try to get close to Melinda if he learns how easily she opens her legs, but she'll be offended by Russ and his PAGAN ways. Melinda might fuck retarded wannabe cult leaders and wifebeating manlets, but they validated her by being part of the same dumbass cult. I do wish we had a full list of her mongoloid baby daddies She and Russ would get in a slapfight and probably end up suing each other.

I think a collaboration could be hilarious, just not in the way you think.

@Karl_der_Grosse , help a frendo out? Believe you are tthe subject material expert in this case

 

[Heckler1]

I think they're both far too egotistical to work with each other. Russ might want to try to get close to Melinda if he learns how easily she opens her legs, but she'll be offended by Russ and his PAGAN ways. Melinda might fuck retarded wannabe cult leaders and wifebeating manlets, but they validated her by being part of the same dumbass cult. I do wish we had a full list of her mongoloid baby daddies She and Russ would get in a slapfight and probably end up suing each other.

I think a collaboration could be hilarious, just not in the way you think.

It would end in a glorious implosion, but not before they created the autism necronomicon. Destroying the mind of any sane person who reads it, making them believe they are a mountain jew/mormon. Granted, you could easily get this experience by ingesting Melinda's favorite supplement. Meth.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Melinda is completely incapable of cooperating with Russell, and would consider him an evil pagan Goy. I doubt any exchange of messages between the two would get very far before they fell out with each other. Russell, remarkably, is even dumber and a bigger asshole than Melinda is.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Alright everyone, it's time for the super special, fully subtitled and color-coded Ariana Trial video!

A huge thank you to @sharshorita for releasing this holy grail of Russtorical significance, and also special thanks to everyone in this thread for making it fun to create content for such a great community!

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

who's to say he won't pull an Onison and subpoena the wrong fucking guy.

Damn, hard to say whose court day outfit was more retarded. Would be hilarious to see Ratface try and go incognito.

 

[sharshorita]

What's your relation to Greer?

Yeah I just recorded the trial. I don't care either way, but he mentioned me years later so I know it still bothers him. I had no idea he noticed me. Besides sitting in the audience, all I did was video him as he left when Skordas walked by his outstretched hand. He left after that, and so did I. Maybe I shouldn't have made the offer, but whatever. I don't care that much

 

[LiveFromNS]

Alright everyone, it's time for the super special, fully subtitled and color-coded Ariana Trial video!

A huge thank you to @sharshorita for releasing this holy grail of Russtorical significance, and also special thanks to everyone in this thread for making it fun to create content for such a great community!

Perfect timing! I just caught up on the thread and was about to find something else to do before smoking a joint and this appears! So going to have some fun listening ahead now!

And yes, well done @sharshorita. You attending Russ' hearing and capturing it for others to enjoy will make you forever respected and loved by the many people who enjoy laughing at Russell Greer!

Yeah I just recorded the trial. I don't care either way, but he mentioned me years later so I know it still bothers him. I had no idea he noticed me. Besides sitting in the audience, all I did was video him as he left when Skordas walked by his outstretched hand. He left after that, and so did I. Maybe I shouldn't have made the offer, but whatever. I don't care that much

Actually, I may be wrong, I think that video may have been lost to time. Do you still have it and can you upload again, or does someone have a link. It'd be good to see again!