Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Russ claims he got A's in college.

But as mentioned several times before, the college wasn't stellar and Nippleless Woman earned two degrees in two years and still had to play catchup at a real job.

And I think it took him 5 years for the certificate—not the associates. I could be wrong but I recall that on Rekeita’s stream.
 
So Taylor was his "sweet lord"?

And why did he puke in a trash can, rather than the toilet?

(Actually, upon pondering this, when you can't shut your gob, you probably head to the first available receptacle, to unload your choc. choc. chip muffins and Colossal Crunch. Then you have to empty it later, with your swollen-knuckled, misshapen little midget hands. How very ick.)

LOL "upscale office." As opposed to what, butternut?

Even when he tries his hardest to either lie by omission or paint himself in the most sympathetic light possible, he actually ends up making himself sound even worse than anyone previously thought.
 
LOL "upscale office." As opposed to what, butternut?

Even when he tries his hardest to either lie by omission or paint himself in the most sympathetic light possible, he actually ends up making himself sound even worse than anyone previously thought.
When he would mention that he worked for a law firm, or in an office, he thought it put a positive light on him. But in reality, it reflected what ever company hired him poorly.

The fact that he only worked in a mailroom didn't make him a loser; him acting or trying to come across as a "big shot" made him a loser. One of the most pathetic things he's ever done was show off his employee name tag/ID to a bunch of hookers to make them think he was a big shot lawyer instead of a coffee boy.
 
I don't know anything really about Moebius (sp) syndrome, but is there anyway he can get corrective surgery?

Edit: Ok, I'm sorry I'm late, I can't bear to read his whole thread.
APparently they tried that as a child but it didnt stick. I dont know what it involves and maybe this was as good as it can get, or if it just completely failed.
 
God, look at the screenshots and watch the video a few times. The back of his head is not only extremely greasy, but it looks like some unfortunate balding going on. His body proportions are bizarre and his Salvation Army thrift store shirt is way too big and sloppy. He's an abject dumpster fire and it's positively hypnotic watching him move and talk.
 
Glad to see this video again. I really do wonder what he was waiting around for? Did he think he was going to be mobbed by the local news stations begging him for his thoughts on the outcome? Or did he think Skordas was going to come tell him what a smart little "basically-a-lawyer" boy he is?
 
Yeah, you know, most people would've been ashamed of theirselves after that pathetic minstrel show of Succ Me Arianna. But not butternut. He legit seems to labor under the impression that Skordas would...what? Acknowledge him? Shake hands? Goddamn, even Skordas sounded completely squicked when he told the judge about this greaseball harassing his own family. Like what kind of fucking disconnect does he actually have to stand there like that.

Damn to be a fly on the wall during his court ordered mental health assessment...
 
Yeah, you know, most people would've been ashamed of theirselves after that pathetic minstrel show of Succ Me Arianna. But not butternut. He legit seems to labor under the impression that Skordas would...what? Acknowledge him? Shake hands? Goddamn, even Skordas sounded completely squicked when he told the judge about this greaseball harassing his own family. Like what kind of fucking disconnect does he actually have to stand there like that.

Damn to be a fly on the wall during his court ordered mental health assessment...
Russell has said in the past that he views his lawsuits like old time gun duels, or something similar. It's lunacy, but he really sees himself on an equal playing field with someone like Skordas and thinks he gets a "good game, better luck next time" because he made a futile attempt to ruin a woman's life with a lawsuit. It's hard to put into words, but the second half of this clip of It's Always Sunny portrays it pretty well:
Just replace Charlie with Russell, the lawyer with Skordas, and bird law with discrimination and misrepresentation law.

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Russell has said in the past that he views his lawsuits like old time gun duels, or something similar. It's lunacy, but he really sees himself on an equal playing field with someone like Skordas and thinks he gets a "good game, better luck next time" because he made a futile attempt to ruin a woman's life with a lawsuit. It's hard to put into words, but the second half of this clip of It's Always Sunny portrays it pretty well:
Just replace Charlie with Russell, the lawyer with Skordas, and bird law with discrimination and misrepresentation law.

To be fair, Russ wasn't trying to "ruin Arianna's life", he was trying to give her a "better life" (I know, same difference). Just like his Taylor Swift lawsuits he was trying to get Grande's attention, hoping he would be able to tell her about his "plights" in person to guilt trip her into becoming his fuck-mommy and piggy bank. Every time he pulls this ridiculous shit he fully expects them to be there in the court room to bear witness to his awesome studliness and hear how they owe him sex and attention. He truly is a mad man and he's going to just keep doing the same bullshit forever until he's either in prison, declared a vexatious litigant by the court, adjudicated insane by a judge and committed to a mental health facility, or dead. Everyone knows Albert Einstein's definition of insanity. That's Russhole: doing the same shit over and over and over again, always expecting a different outcome.
 
That animated Winnie the Pooh dancing around to "Yo, Yovanna" is cringy as shit. God, Russell is so exceptional. Dude is almost 30 years old making dumb shit like that. I doubt Yovanna will ever hear that song and she would be frowning if she did.

He thinks writing a song about a hot successful supermodel is promoting "body positivity". "Keeping being you, Yovanna. Keep being hot! Slurp, slurp, reeee!"
It fucking kills me. "Its so fucking stupid." It looks like one of those Bollywood youtube kids channels that got banned from youtube, some fucking knockoff Winnie the Puuh dancing fucking Gangnam style or some shit while this stupid fruityloops beat plays in the background and dumbass "YO! Yovana YO YO yovanna anna" is going on.

Its such a fucking trainwreck of stupidity. The only thing that would make it better is it, if I had any video editing capability, Id chromakey the blue background to be a capture of like a dumpster or something from the protests that's burning or on massive fire and Pooh is dancing in front of that.
 
To be fair, Russ wasn't trying to "ruin Arianna's life", he was trying to give her a "better life" (I know, same difference). Just like his Taylor Swift lawsuits he was trying to get Grande's attention, hoping he would be able to tell her about his "plights" in person to guilt trip her into becoming his fuck-mommy and piggy bank. Every time he pulls this ridiculous shit he fully expects them to be there in the court room to bear witness to his awesome studliness and hear how they owe him sex and attention. He truly is a mad man and he's going to just keep doing the same bullshit forever until he's either in prison, declared a vexatious litigant by the court, adjudicated insane by a judge and committed to a mental health facility, or dead. Everyone knows Albert Einstein's definition of insanity. That's Russhole: doing the same shit over and over and over again, always expecting a different outcome.

That's just it. Go back in the vidya and listen to when the judge asks Skordas what this dicksmoker's endgame is. Skordas states plainly it's for a date and the judge dead ass asks Skordas if butternut honestly thinks that the celebrities will actually be in the courtroom with him and Skordas again states "yes" plainly and rattles off the other insane bulletpoints of fail.

What's astounding about it all is even when he hears this from a third party, completely uninvested in anything to do with the greasy gourd, he does not compute how pathetic, creepy, greasy, skeevy, rapey, and all around gross he sounds to everyone.
 
That's just it. Go back in the vidya and listen to when the judge asks Skordas what this dicksmoker's endgame is. Skordas states plainly it's for a date and the judge dead ass asks Skordas if butternut honestly thinks that the celebrities will actually be in the courtroom with him and Skordas again states "yes" plainly and rattles off the other insane bulletpoints of fail.

What's astounding about it all is even when he hears this from a third party, completely uninvested in anything to do with the greasy gourd, he does not compute how pathetic, creepy, greasy, skeevy, rapey, and all around gross he sounds to everyone.
Russell has always been unable to comprehend how creepy he is. For instance, at the Ariana Grande concert, he mentioned that the security was looking at him funny, and never once thought that maybe they thought it was weird that a man in his mid 20s (let alone one who looks like him) would bring flowers and wear a suit to an Ariana Grande show. No part of that seemed weird to him. In fact, he thought she would be thrilled by it.
 
I don't know anything really about Moebius (sp) syndrome, but is there anyway he can get corrective surgery?

Edit: Ok, I'm sorry I'm late, I can't bear to read his whole thread.
He had it as a kid but it was not successful for whatever reason. Since it involves transplanting a nerve from elsewhere in the body and that nerve was already (attempted) to be transplanted, presumably he can't try it again. He wouldn't try it anyway because his whole identity, such as it is, is wrapped up in his disability. It's also an open question of whether he (or more likely his parents) would even be able to afford it.

Did Russell even correctly serve Null (something the Mountain Jews have failed at countless times)?
Not yet, and he won't, either. Remember that he has tried multiple times now to serve someone who has no authority to receive lawsuits for Taylor Swift because it is easier for him, despite having a US federal court judge explain what he needed to do. Remember, he hired someone to serve Taylor Swift once, but they recognized him as an obvious tard and made up a lie about how they couldn't do it because a dog ate their homework they were hit by a bus. Rather than try again until he got it right he just expected the judge to cut him a break. He always proceeds under the theory "I made an effort, that's good enough". Russ doesn't understand that the judge simply won't do that, because notifying the defendant that they are being sued and the parties involved, grounds, and damages is an absolutely fundamental requirement of an even remotely fair court system. If the judge did as Russ wanted him to, perhaps because God spontaneously struck him down retarded, he'd be reversed by an appeal so fast it would make Russ's lumpy head spin.

In the case against Null and Kiwi Farms, Russ faces two problems just getting the case off the ground, let alone winning it. One is that he is trying to sue "Kiwi Farms", which is a website, not a person or corporate entity. An inanimate object. It would be like trying to sue a ventriloquist's puppet instead of the ventriloquist; what Russ should have done was sue the limited liability corporation that Null established to run Kiwi Farms. This wouldn't actually be hard, as the LLC is headquartered in the US and the information required to serve it is readily available, but Russ will almost certainly get it wrong anyway. (I'm not going to say what it is, in case Russ is reading, because I want to see him fail hilariously.) The second problem is that Null lives in a secure undisclosed location somewhere in Eastern Europe (again, I'm not going to say where). Russ would need to find him and go through some expensive steps (that he doesn't know anything about) to serve him properly.

At that point, he is then faced with the problem of not knowing jack shit about the intellectual property law that he is trying to use against Null, while Null on the other has had to acquire a working knowledge of said laws in order to not be sued into oblivion while running a website that tons of people are gunning for. Null is also much smarter than Russ. So even if both sides represent themselves instead of getting a real lawyer, Russ is still at a huge disadvantage. But he won't even make it to this stage, I would bet money on it.
 
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