Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

[Donald Trump's Neck Vag]

That’s the thing, despite maybe these other channels like YellowFlash2 or JosiahRises being autistic and flawed in aspects, they are the only channels anymore I feel an actual connection to. Many of the gaming channels I used to like in my teens have either sold out or have become a full on liberal sperg. So to listen to people who are passionate about the things I enjoy and have views that too many people are afraid of speaking up about generally makes for good content in my opinion, and that’s why many others like these types of channels too.

What I'm trying to say is that none of them are actually passionate or genuine. They hop from outrage to outrage, desperately hoping to milk whatever controversy's around for views. They don't really *care* about any of this inane shit. If dying your hair blue and ranting about toxic masculinity in video games was a good way to get you views and an audience, they'd do it.

You can't say that they have views that 'too many people afraid of speaking up about' when every other gaming youtube channel is some cuck with a pube beard ranting about wokeness. They're expressing pretty safe and uncontroversial views for the gamer outrage crowd. When have they ever expressed an opinion that wasn't shared with 99% of their audience?

The reason they haven't 'sold out' is because none of them have had the opportunity to do so. If they did, you can bet your ass they'd be on camera shilling Ubisoft or EA's latest game every video.

 

[TheMadAutist]

What I'm trying to say is that none of them are actually passionate or genuine. They hop from outrage to outrage, desperately hoping to milk whatever controversy's around for views. They don't really *care* about any of this inane shit. If dying your hair blue and ranting about toxic masculinity in video games was a good way to get you views and an audience, they'd do it.

You can't say that they have views that 'too many people afraid of speaking up about' when every other gaming youtube channel is some cuck with a pube beard ranting about wokeness. They're expressing pretty safe and uncontroversial views for the gamer outrage crowd. When have they ever expressed an opinion that wasn't shared with 99% of their audience?

The reason they haven't 'sold out' is because none of them have had the opportunity to do so. If they did, you can bet your ass they'd be on camera shilling Ubisoft or EA's latest game every video.

Hell, Pounder literally asks his fans what he should talk about every day.

 

[Virus418]

https://twitter.com/TheQuartering/status/1308064560088322048?s=19

"Why would I pay $45 for a T-SHIRT....that made me look this unhappy?"

Pretty funny how Jeremy loves to echo the phrase "gotta respect the hustle" until it's applied to someone he doesn't like. His "good friend" Pewdiepie charges $38 per shirt as does Keemstar, and Jeremy himself has a YouTube tier for $60 USD per month.

Edit: Speaking of Pewdiepie, I looked at his YouTube tiers and the highest one is $8 USD and it offers shout-outs, the ability to play with him on livestream, access to exclusive merch, and... OnlyFans? (This likely is a joke perk). Still, you get way more from Pewdiepie's tier model and for a fraction of the cost.

Say what you want about H3H3's shirt, I personally wouldn't buy it, but if I had a choice between a one-time payment that gave me something that was indefinite or monthly payments for crappy emotes and shout-out kept behind a pay wall, the choice is obvious. Not to mention several of Jer's pay-piggies drop him livestream donations as high as $50 and $100 without any form of benefit in return.

https://twitter.com/TheQuartering/status/1308107439418552321?s=19

"I really loathe that I tend to be one of the go-to people to report animal abuse on social media. It seriously sucks so much ass to report that there is a brand new disgusting trend on social media..I'll have the video in an hour or so and then I am going to pet my cats"

Oh please Jeremy, at least be honest and admit you're covering it because the last videos on animal abuse did extremely well in terms of views. The only reason he even covered it last time was to give comparison to Leafy's ban and why it was unfair YouTube banned him and not a known animal abuser. Yeah, I don't disagree with Jeremy, but he certainly didn't cover that story with the animals as his number one priority. So I gotta wonder what his agenda is this time around or if he's just going all-in on animal abuse videos for the views.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Cringe clips in beginning are interesting. His begging for subs, then chastising the Emmys for poor viewership when not even 30% of his totally real subs are watching this video.

 

[TheMadAutist]

Cringe clips in beginning are interesting. His begging for subs, then chastising the Emmys for poor viewership when not even 30% of his totally real subs are watching this video.

Just off the bat, if the "entire world cringed" that means they watched which is counter to his narrative. Pounder would kill for the 6 million views the Emmys got. As far as why the ratings were low, well imho poor people stuck at home don't want to watch rich people partying.

 

[Virus418]

Cringe clips in beginning are interesting. His begging for subs, then chastising the Emmys for poor viewership when not even 30% of his totally real subs are watching this video.

ROFL Jeremy actually said his channel has been flourishing. Yeah, because the true sign of success is constantly reminding us that 40% of subscribers are not subscribed, trying and failing to make the switch to Twitch with 1k subscribers, and constantly whining about YouTube itself again and again.

Like, who does he think he's fooling? Oh right, his braindead audience who don't enough memory to note these painfully obvious contradictions.

 

[You]

As far as why the ratings were low, well imho poor people stuck at home don't want to watch rich people partying.

That and all the good shows got delayed, leaving us with the dreck that was only half done editing but pushed out anyway. For fuck's sake, Watchmen got the most awards and that show was borderline unwatchable by the end.

 

[Virus418]

Just watched the whole video.

I'll agree with Jer on one thing, the BLM segment with Jimmy and Anthony was pretty cringe, but I it was only put in there in an attempt (a bad one at that) to mitigate the inevitable Twitter spam about Jimmy doing that blackface sketch back almost two decades ago. However, Jeremy was totally off the mark when he said the postman skit was bad 'cause that one was actually funny and YouTube even had favorable reactions (which is why Jer never shows the YouTube stats on that one probably).

Jeremy also fails to mention that the Emmy's were competing not only against the NFL but also the NBA. I was able to find ratings for the NFL game which boasted 4.0 in Adults 18-49 ratings and drew in a total of 16.2 million viewers. But considering how Jeremy only likes to discuss sports ratings when they are dropping and work in favor of his "get woke go broke" agenda, I'm not surprised to see him ignore this little detail. Afterall, what sense does it make for people to be more interested in watching a live sports game than an awards show that Twitter pretty much covers on their own anyway?

Source: https://www.tvinsider.com/949924/emmys-2020-tv-ratings-down-nfl-nba/

Jeremy is so quick to associate rating drops to being "woke" that he completely disregards all other possible reasons. Like we saw here, he was very careful in how he framed this from not showing the statistics of certain YouTube videos for the Emmy's (three of which are trending on YouTube right now, something Jeremy can only dream of attaining) and ignoring how sports games won last night's ratings.

 

[TheMadAutist]

Just watched the whole video.

I'll agree with Jer on one thing, the BLM segment with Jimmy and Anthony was pretty cringe, but I it was only put in there in an attempt (a bad one at that) to mitigate the inevitable Twitter spam about Jimmy doing that blackface sketch back almost two decades ago. However, Jeremy was totally off the mark when he said the postman skit was bad 'cause that one was actually funny and YouTube even had favorable reactions (which is why Jer never shows the YouTube stats on that one probably).

Jeremy also fails to mention that the Emmy's were competing not only against the NFL but also the NBA. I was able to find ratings for the NFL game which boasted 4.0 in Adults 18-49 ratings and drew in a total of 16.2 million viewers. But considering how Jeremy only likes to discuss sports ratings when they are dropping and work in favor of his "get woke go broke" agenda, I'm not surprised to see him ignore this little detail. Afterall, what sense does it make for people to be more interested in watching a live sports game than an awards show that Twitter pretty much covers on their own anyway?

Source: https://www.tvinsider.com/949924/emmys-2020-tv-ratings-down-nfl-nba/

Jeremy is so quick to associate rating drops to being "woke" that he completely disregards all other possible reasons. Like we saw here, he was very careful in how he framed this from not showing the statistics of certain YouTube videos for the Emmy's (three of which are trending on YouTube right now, something Jeremy can only dream of attaining) and ignoring how sports games won last night's ratings.

Pounder knows his audience is too lazy to fact check him so he purposefully misleads them. If you call him out you're "X simp" or a pedo.

Edit: The animal abuse video is up...its about feeding dogs spicy foods and pop rocks! Call me callous but thats like a 2 maybe a 2.5 on the animal abuse scale.

 

[fuck whales]

ROFL Jeremy actually said his channel has been flourishing. Yeah, because the true sign of success is constantly reminding us that 40% of subscribers are not subscribed, trying and failing to make the switch to Twitch with 1k subscribers, and constantly whining about YouTube itself again and again.

Like, who does he think he's fooling? Oh right, his braindead audience who don't enough memory to note these painfully obvious contradictions.

even a dedicated quartering fan, no one in the world has the time to keep track and watch all the spam he puts out

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

ROFL Jeremy actually said his channel has been flourishing. Yeah, because the true sign of success is constantly reminding us that 40% of subscribers are not subscribed, trying and failing to make the switch to Twitch with 1k subscribers, and constantly whining about YouTube itself again and again.

Like, who does he think he's fooling? Oh right, his braindead audience who don't enough memory to note these painfully obvious contradictions.

Jesus H. Christ those thumbnails are cringy. I don't know if the punchable sad puppy first image is worse or the third one with the shopped face. Also look who showed up in the "Has youtube shadow banned me video":

The last sentence actually shows some common sense (minus the fact he just jumped ship to an other platform). Cant imagine most big you tuber doing this shit 25 years from now. Could you imagine a 55yo AVGN still cursing at SNES games, or a 50yo quarterpounder screaming about SWJs and then shilling some ad all the while complaning that youtube could ruin your grifer life in a second?

 

[fuck whales]

Pounder knows his audience is too lazy to fact check him so he purposefully misleads them. If you call him out you're "X simp" or a pedo.

Edit: The animal abuse video is up...its about feeding dogs spicy foods and pop rocks! Call me callous but thats like a 2 maybe a 2.5 on the animal abuse scale.

even if you dont like him, feeding animals spicy foods is pretty fucked up

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Could you imagine... a 50yo quarterpounder screaming about SWJs and then shilling some ad all the while complaning that youtube could ruin your grifer life in a second?

Easily.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

What I'm trying to say is that none of them are actually passionate or genuine. They hop from outrage to outrage, desperately hoping to milk whatever controversy's around for views.

I disagree with that and that’s a pretty retarded take. Just because they jump to new topics doesn’t mean they don’t care about what they talk about, I’ve seen these people go back to old topics when no one else does and it’s not to milk it it’s because they are interested in where the story goes, some of these people literally say they enjoy talking about some of these topics like YellowFlash2. He’s a huge comics fan so the Birds of Prey stuff was really entertaining to him and talked about it when no one else was anymore, he didn’t even have many views on those videos anymore but enjoyed the topic and apologized to his fans if people were sick of hearing about it.

I guess with that logic that means people on Kiwi Farms don’t care about what they talk about here unless they focus on just 1 or 2 Lolcows. They are news channels of sorts, you can’t go by on a channel just talking about the same stuff all the time. I see running themes and topics but they also mix it up, it’s clear you don’t even know what you are talking about and are just assuming they are all the same as The Quartering just because they have a similar format.

 

[fuck whales]

I disagree with that and that’s a pretty retarded take. Just because they jump to new topics doesn’t mean they don’t care about what they talk about, I’ve seen these people go back to old topics when no one else does and it’s not to milk it it’s because they are interested in where the story goes, some of these people literally say they enjoy talking about some of these topics like YellowFlash2. He’s a huge comics fan so the Birds of Prey stuff was really entertaining to him and talked about it when no one else was anymore, he didn’t even have many views on those videos anymore but enjoyed the topic and apologized to his fans if people were sick of hearing about it.

I guess with that logic that means people on Kiwi Farms don’t care about what they talk about here unless they focus on just 1 or 2 Lolcow. They are news channels of sorts, you can’t go by on a channel just talking about the same stuff all the time. I see running themes and topics but they also mix it up, it’s clear you don’t even know what you are talking about and are just assuming they are all the same as The Quartering just because they have a similar format.

well, lets be honest, no one really gives a shit about what they talk about on the internet, unless theyre retarded. Everyone normal knows its so far removed from real life its irrelevant, that why people who think Biden stands a chance are so funny, its just a few hundred austists screaming on twitter.

That doesnt mean you cant be funny or entertaining though. And many people are, but Jeremy Hamburgler is not one of them

 

[Virus418]

An unfortunate development since the backlash sent to the artist from Jeremy's response video almost certainly made the artist anxious enough to get this resolved. And as I figured, Jeremy is just dropping the use of fanart entirely. He can't afford to waste precious hours on getting permission for some forgettable intro. That being said, I hope Jeremy has the decency to remove the response video now that the artist is removing the strike. But this is Jeremy we are talking about so....

 

[Iron Hamster]

Jesus H. Christ those thumbnails are cringy. I don't know if the punchable sad puppy first image is worse or the third one with the shopped face. Also look who showed up in the "Has youtube shadow banned me video":

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The last sentence actually shows some common sense (minus the fact he just jumped ship to an other platform). Cant imagine most big you tuber doing this shit 25 years from now. Could you imagine a 55yo AVGN still cursing at SNES games, or a 50yo quarterpounder screaming about SWJs and then shilling some ad all the while complaning that youtube could ruin your grifer life in a second?

Let's not get carried away making excuses for Phail here. Guaranteed his shit is hidden because he abuses his viewers on camera plus all the racist shit he's said. Oh, and masturbating on stream. Yeah.......none of those could be a reason.....it must just be a google thing.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Let's not get carried away making excuses for Phail here. Guaranteed his shit is hidden because he abuses his viewers on camera plus all the racist shit he's said. Oh, and masturbating on stream. Yeah.......none of those could be a reason.....it must just be a google thing.

I am not trying to defend Phil, but an algorithm change can completely fuck certain types of channels, just ask the animators.

Also doing youtube as a full time job as is moronic, because you can get yeeted for any reason and "YouTube Gamer 2006-2020" doesn't look good on CVs. There's good money to be made for sure but the shelf life of the average famous youtuber is what? 5-6 years?

 

[TheMadAutist]

even if you dont like him, feeding animals spicy foods is pretty fucked up

Im Mexican and my dog loves table scraps. Hell, she won't eat dry food without some hot sauce on it.

Edit: @Virus418 my BS detector is going off. Im pretty sure Pounder paid Suppa off to drop the strike as Suppa been silent on the issue on Twitter.

Edit2: Bonus cringe as Pounder begs someone to follow him on Twitter.

 

[fuck whales]

Im Mexican and my dog loves table scraps. Hell, she won't eat dry food without some hot sauce on it.

Edit: @Virus418 my BS detector is going off. Im pretty sure Pounder paid Suppa off to drop the strike as Suppa been silent on the issue on Twitter.

Edit2: Bonus cringe as Pounder begs someone to follow him on Twitter.
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can i have a video of that please.