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That onesie only accentuates his lack of ass.
Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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Right Eye of GOD on Twitter: "There are NO ADULT fans of Sonichu. I w…
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Jacob, just put them on your Google drive and put the link on your Twitter. Trying to keep people engaged with you by "leaking" the comics on page at a time is dumb as fuck.
Sockness is just using those plans so he knows which bathroom to brew coffee in.
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Let's see......spend an hour and 12 mins listening to fucking Sockass talk about Jacoba and closet-hangar demons and how he's not totally thirsty for Chris-Chan's crusty cornhole, or play me some vidya while I actually have some free time alone?
Maybe someone who actually sits through this could be so kind as to a quick TL;DR afterwords? I'll cast a magic 'not turn into a faggot like Sickness' spell on you after!
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Honestly cant wait to see how Gibi and DHT sperg about the latest development in the Sockness saga
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Jacob Sockness Full Interview
This was a talk/interview i had with Jacob Sockness most known for being part of "Christory" and wanting to live and go out with Christine/Christian Weston C...
Sockness blames the merge on "evil spirits" I guess he can't blame trolls because of his own garbage. Satan is bad again. "proof" - Jacob showing off another fart cloud ghost. 06:20 "my magic isn't supposed to be spiritual it's supposed to bring things into the physical and that's what Christine's after she wants to use my powers to bring things over but she doesn't know it's not going to physically come through." - Jacob inadvertently saying his magic doesn't work, as always.
"It can do stuff" - Jacob walking back the previous statement Jacob's retarded thermometer picture was 162 Celsius.
So somehow he was dumb enough to survive being boiled alive. Despite all the evidence just pointing to the fact he just put the thermometer in the oven or something. Jacob summoned Barb on halloween as "the princess from Zelda". Who you know, has a name and all... Jacob owns a 50 dollar camera, Canon Powershot A2200 Everyone who doesn't believe in the fart ghost is an atheist.
Jacob is an expert on accents, you can tell by his speech impediment... Jacob says all the are from the Bible-Belt.
"Gibi is a hardcore troll" Jacob says Chris doesn't see any of the videos, despite him not getting that basic concept. Says Sonichu is a tranny because of the body swap. Obviously Jacob's bullshit world is the only real one. 12 minutes in talking about predicting the future. Jacob rambling about the Chinese and Epoch time.
And apparently finds ponies childish despite all his own horsefucker fantasies.
Dana Banana is canon.
And Jacob doesn't know the difference between TF2 and Fortnite, despite knowing everything about OBS. Jacob often pisses off Chris on purpose and blames Chris for his fake spells not working. Actually given the merge buddies thing, he's just jealous he doesn't have imaginary friends, I think.
Jacob lost his magic crystals under piles of garbage. He put one of his onesie fetish pictures in his "fire magic" folder.
Jacob has promoted himself to nigger-magic. "screw ethics" - Jacob using Chris as an excuse. Even though he's allegedly killed more people by accident apparently. Jacob apparently takes responsibility for the Cali wildfires.
"Toilet sparkle secret shipfic folder"
Jacob is too retarded to figure out the rules, but can use the cards for magic
19:31 "it's easily like a thousand cards and people say she's lazy" - Jacob, who has apparently never called Chris lazy.
The rapist brother killing spell, his shitty art, presumably the hobocaust, his section 8 housing application, Indian magic which he can't understand and I don't even want to get into his "unmentionables"
Jacob is gonna talk about KF.
Nool is "evil"
KF are "criminals"
Because of suicides.
KF owns Chris because the interviewer thinks Sarah and Steve are KF.
Jacob wants to give the interviewer the spells against KF.
Jacob doesn't like people growing their channel on Chris, fair point, if only he actually believed it.
23:49 "but well she's a lot more trouble than she's worth or he or it or whatever yeah" - Jacob being a hypocrite.
23:59 "yeah I mean I never sold anything I never sold anything so I was like this really there really was no point in even getting involved at all yeah I never got anywhere with it" - Jacob contradicting himself about the fake medallion business he set up to pretend he made $150 to bait Chris
24:25 Jacob starts using his webcam.
"Let me make Chris jealous" - Jacob while throwing hair grease and dandruff everywhere
He thinks he's Fabio...
26:46 "she can touch you but you can't touch her she's one of those." - Jacob "Asexuality" Sockness breaks character again.
Talking about Nazis and the idea guys, and Jacob goes on about the gangstalking thing.
Dead-girlfriend comes up again.
Apparently Nool worked with the FBI in Sockness' retarded fantasy land.
The FBI wanted Sockness and Dead-GFs magic.
Sockness seems jealous of the toy hoard.
Nice "vailed death threat" document, maybe you should learn to spell before making a police report nobody will read.
30:23 "Someone associated with my alien contacts was able to get the floor plan of her house." - Jacob on aliens using MSpaint.
Also highlighted an old copy of his article.
The house plan was made to explicitly scare Chris.
And plans to kidnap Barb as well apparently...
More about his fake student supposedly visiting Chris' house and breaking in.
Jacob plans to add the grammar to his shitty books later.
Jacob forgets part of his own lore which he wrote like 3 weeks ago.
Part of Jacob's retarded wizard past was in prison, imagine my shock.
Jacob is scared of Gibi, and regularly threatens him on Twitter.
Jacob thinks Chris will eat Barb's body, because cannibalism fetish.
Jacob wants to use Barb's death to manipulate Chris.
Accuses Chris of being lazy despite saying he drinks all day.
Mentions a rabbit onesie, because onesie fetish.
Jacob violated his renter's agreement by putting up Daniel for a month.
Jacob imagines getting paid 7 million a day for taking care of Chris.
Oh, he's gonna get political now...
Flexing over interviewer for not reading his Twitter.
Mentions his dad, despite already probably saying he's dead.
Jacob accuses Biden of having Parkinson's because he stutters.
And breaks out another witticism that isn't even remotely clever with "Hitlery Clinton"
Jacob likens politics to an ass which he presumably wants to sodomize.
Making fart noises to emphasize.
Jacob thinks UK politics are more rational, given his 0 experience in any political system, sure
Jacob stalks Chris' Twitter still.
Jacob looks for logic in which fictional characters Chris should marry.
Then says she "moved back" despite, you know, being dead.
Jacob loves PBS.
Jacob says he only checks Twitter once a month, which is also bullshit.
Jacob pretends to be sad he thinks he has a saga.
45:38 Medallion on wall.
Oh yeah, totally not obsessed.
Refers to homemade sex-doll as a "Chris Chan voodoo doll"
Jacob insults Chris' temple room, but his room has more Chris themed shit in it than Chris' ever did.
Better shot of medallion.
Jacob on medallion: "It'll never be worth anything."
He thinks there are 0 left in the world.
Interviewer is kind of stupid on valuations...
Jacob is mad his discord alt got discovered.
(https://archive.is/u0AK4)
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What did I just listen to?
I Could've used this an while ago.
The gibi interview was weird this one is deranged.
I Could've used this an while ago.
The gibi interview was weird this one is deranged.
Same.
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Gotcha.
His b& cwcki account
52:11 "Cery few people very few normal people know about chris it's all autistic crazies and schizos and shit like that." - Jacob misses the point again
Added in stuff about him being a furfag.
Promoted himself to bf.
Removed the bit about the planned rape-trip.
Removed all the rape-ape lore about blacks.
Removed the entire bit about the 2nd unblocking and replaced it with his sperging.
Back to the recap, about 20 minutes left.
He really does the autistic shaking like Phil.
Jacob is mad the HRC can't pass laws.
Blames Nool for the NZ mosque shooting.
Says the trolls should be in prison for life.
BABscon sperging.
Sockness and interviewer invent a retcon.
More about how the nigger-magic requires a 2nd person/victim.
Magi-Chan is Beelzebub.
Accuses Chris of being egotistical, which Sockness would know nothing of.
Saying he's s victim again.
Jacob is talking about Mesopotamia, because Dana Marie.
Jacob talks about Chris' cooking.
Then says Chris can't.
Sockness doesn't know how background checks work.
Shits on Gibi for having a job and not being a tard.
He's reading his merge spell, blood sacrifice, 2 people.
Jacob mentions misusing his diabetes supplies.
Says Chris's dog has the beetus.
The fact he can identify ketoacidosis by smell means Jacob's diabetes is very poorly managed.
Jacob shits on TikTok.
Wants to end the Internet.
Shit's on Chris' pokemon TCG skills, because cwcki.
Then says he's too stupid to play D&D
Gibi will cover it.
Dillin Thomas is likely ok with reading the cwcki endlessly, starting over and doing it again.
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Gibi being involved in this Sockness bullshit is retarded. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times and enjoy the tard safari. Regardless of what you think about Gibi or DHT...
Do you think Sockness will ever successfully get Chris to be his girlfriend? He still seems absolutely obsessed with the concept even though "Sonichu" has been telling him to fuck off
Do you think Sockness will ever successfully get Chris to be his girlfriend? He still seems absolutely obsessed with the concept even though "Sonichu" has been telling him to fuck off
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No lol.
Well they shouldn't cover Chris content if they don't want the smell of sockness on them.
Their audience fears cwcki kiwi farm's, in essence any site which isn't YouTube.
Leaks from their discord server's show as much.
Archive
Jacob Sockness Full Interview.mp4
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I remember joining their discord for a couple of minutes, but it was so full of middleschool edgy energy and literally nothing of value was being discussed whatsoever. Sockness is a mess, but I'm eagerly awaiting where this mess is going to go. He's proved himself to be entirely unpredictable imo
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View attachment 1610302Jacob Sockness Full Interview
This was a talk/interview i had with Jacob Sockness most known for being part of "Christory" and wanting to live and go out with Christine/Christian Weston C...www.youtube.com
Sockness blames the merge on "evil spirits" I guess he can't blame trolls because of his own garbage. Satan is bad again. "proof" - Jacob showing off another fart cloud ghost. 06:20 "my magic isn't supposed to be spiritual it's supposed to bring things into the physical and that's what Christine's after she wants to use my powers to bring things over but she doesn't know it's not going to physically come through." - Jacob inadvertently saying his magic doesn't work, as always.
"It can do stuff" - Jacob walking back the previous statement Jacob's retarded thermometer picture was 162 Celsius.
So somehow he was dumb enough to survive being boiled alive. Despite all the evidence just pointing to the fact he just put the thermometer in the oven or something. Jacob summoned Barb on halloween as "the princess from Zelda". Who you know, has a name and all... Jacob owns a 50 dollar camera, Canon Powershot A2200 Everyone who doesn't believe in the fart ghost is an atheist.
Jacob is an expert on accents, you can tell by his speech impediment... Jacob says all the are from the Bible-Belt.
"Gibi is a hardcore troll" Jacob says Chris doesn't see any of the videos, despite him not getting that basic concept. Says Sonichu is a tranny because of the body swap. Obviously Jacob's bullshit world is the only real one. 12 minutes in talking about predicting the future. Jacob rambling about the Chinese and Epoch time.
And apparently finds ponies childish despite all his own horsefucker fantasies.
Dana Banana is canon.
View attachment 1610298
And Jacob doesn't know the difference between TF2 and Fortnite, despite knowing everything about OBS. Jacob often pisses off Chris on purpose and blames Chris for his fake spells not working. Actually given the merge buddies thing, he's just jealous he doesn't have imaginary friends, I think.
Jacob lost his magic crystals under piles of garbage. He put one of his onesie fetish pictures in his "fire magic" folder.
Jacob has promoted himself to nigger-magic. "screw ethics" - Jacob using Chris as an excuse. Even though he's allegedly killed more people by accident apparently. Jacob apparently takes responsibility for the Cali wildfires.
"Toilet sparkle secret shipfic folder"
Jacob is too retarded to figure out the rules, but can use the cards for magic
19:31 "it's easily like a thousand cards and people say she's lazy" - Jacob, who has apparently never called Chris lazy.
The rapist brother killing spell, his shitty art, presumably the hobocaust, his section 8 housing application, Indian magic which he can't understand and I don't even want to get into his "unmentionables"
View attachment 1610310
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Jacob is gonna talk about KF.
Nool is "evil"
KF are "criminals"
Because of suicides.
KF owns Chris because the interviewer thinks Sarah and Steve are KF.
Jacob wants to give the interviewer the spells against KF.
Jacob doesn't like people growing their channel on Chris, fair point, if only he actually believed it.
23:49 "but well she's a lot more trouble than she's worth or he or it or whatever yeah" - Jacob being a hypocrite.
23:59 "yeah I mean I never sold anything I never sold anything so I was like this really there really was no point in even getting involved at all yeah I never got anywhere with it" - Jacob contradicting himself about the fake medallion business he set up to pretend he made $150 to bait Chris
24:25 Jacob starts using his webcam.
"Let me make Chris jealous" - Jacob while throwing hair grease and dandruff everywhere
View attachment 1610297
He thinks he's Fabio...
View attachment 1610296
26:46 "she can touch you but you can't touch her she's one of those." - Jacob "Asexuality" Sockness breaks character again.
Talking about Nazis and the idea guys, and Jacob goes on about the gangstalking thing.
Dead-girlfriend comes up again.
Apparently Nool worked with the FBI in Sockness' retarded fantasy land.
The FBI wanted Sockness and Dead-GFs magic.
Sockness seems jealous of the toy hoard.
Nice "vailed death threat" document, maybe you should learn to spell before making a police report nobody will read.
30:23 "Someone associated with my alien contacts was able to get the floor plan of her house." - Jacob on aliens using MSpaint.
View attachment 1610299
Also highlighted an old copy of his article.
The house plan was made to explicitly scare Chris.
And plans to kidnap Barb as well apparently...
More about his fake student supposedly visiting Chris' house and breaking in.
Jacob plans to add the grammar to his shitty books later.
Jacob forgets part of his own lore which he wrote like 3 weeks ago.
Part of Jacob's retarded wizard past was in prison, imagine my shock.
Jacob is scared of Gibi, and regularly threatens him on Twitter.
Jacob thinks Chris will eat Barb's body, because cannibalism fetish.
Jacob wants to use Barb's death to manipulate Chris.
Accuses Chris of being lazy despite saying he drinks all day.
Mentions a rabbit onesie, because onesie fetish.
Jacob violated his renter's agreement by putting up Daniel for a month.
Jacob imagines getting paid 7 million a day for taking care of Chris.
Oh, he's gonna get political now...
Flexing over interviewer for not reading his Twitter.
Mentions his dad, despite already probably saying he's dead.
Jacob accuses Biden of having Parkinson's because he stutters.
And breaks out another witticism that isn't even remotely clever with "Hitlery Clinton"
Jacob likens politics to an ass which he presumably wants to sodomize.
Making fart noises to emphasize.
Jacob thinks UK politics are more rational, given his 0 experience in any political system, sure
Jacob stalks Chris' Twitter still.
Jacob looks for logic in which fictional characters Chris should marry.
Then says she "moved back" despite, you know, being dead.
Jacob loves PBS.
Jacob says he only checks Twitter once a month, which is also bullshit.
Jacob pretends to be sad he thinks he has a saga.
45:38 Medallion on wall.
View attachment 1610317
Oh yeah, totally not obsessed.
Refers to homemade sex-doll as a "Chris Chan voodoo doll"
Jacob insults Chris' temple room, but his room has more Chris themed shit in it than Chris' ever did.
Better shot of medallion.View attachment 1610324
Jacob on medallion: "It'll never be worth anything."
He thinks there are 0 left in the world.
Interviewer is kind of stupid on valuations...
Jacob is mad his discord alt got discovered.
(https://archive.md/u0AK4)
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You are a brave Kiwi. This was some shit I was VERY glad I could absorb in a few mins of reading your summary because I would likely be comatose drunk before I finished watching it, just to keep the brain-agony to a tolerable level.
As promised, I've appealed to my demon whorelord Clitticaca to weave a barrier of non-faggotry around you, therefore you are protected from the consequences of shitposting on the Jacob Sockness thread and the Jonathon/Jessica Yaniv subforums for a period of 6.66 months............. and I can't think of anything funny to close this out with, it's Jacob's thread after all and there's nothing funny, only creepy and disgusting about him. So thanks again, better you then me!
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No one wants to impress you..
Jumping off a cliff is a physical activity.
(https://archive.is/5ygbN)
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He does lack content.
(https://archive.is/v30k7)
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Just make an account and come say hi Dana and Chris have accounts. Why not Jacob?
(https://archive.is/t3Dba)
(https://archive.is/t3Dba/image)
Jacob sockness and his "mommy" while tweeting @ Dana Marie Dillon Crowley Dillin H Thomas Jonathan Yaniv Chris chan and so on
(https://archive.is/KSG9T)
(https://archive.is/KSG9T/image)
Jumping off a cliff is a physical activity.
(https://archive.is/5ygbN)
(https://archive.is/5ygbN/image)
He does lack content.
(https://archive.is/v30k7)
(https://archive.is/v30k7/image)
Just make an account and come say hi Dana and Chris have accounts. Why not Jacob?
(https://archive.is/t3Dba)
(https://archive.is/t3Dba/image)
Jacob sockness and his "mommy" while tweeting @ Dana Marie Dillon Crowley Dillin H Thomas Jonathan Yaniv Chris chan and so on
(https://archive.is/KSG9T)
(https://archive.is/KSG9T/image)
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Him and Tommy tooter.
Why thank you kind and merciful unclit.
Going to need another
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Jacob links directly to this post.
From what I understand Jacob Fatness used to have a kiwi farms account and either stopped posting or got banned for interacting with Chris off-site.
Fatness loves the kiwi farms, he's so obsessed with Chris that he reads every thread for any mention of himself.
When hes not posting horrifying selfies in daisy dukes and child's onesies on twitter hes sperging on his r/kidasuna subreddit about Chris or his retarded magic spells.
Jacob knows his audience is 100% kiwi farmers and trolls. He thrives off the attention of his disgusting antics which is why he posts "14 blc floor plans" and threatens to rape Chris's fart box.
He doesnt need to create an account here because he just responds on social media.
To answer your statement directly i hope Jacob lives a long life i actually think his gross twitter postings are funny and his magical LARP from his section 8 hovel is hilarious. Seeing him prance around San Francisco wearing a skin tight classic and a sonichu medallion is peak internet autism.
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His KF account is @Jacob Sockness, and he's not banned.
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What a fat faggot. Run through your greatest hits and play it up more ok tubby. Go fetch more tard seeds like Dana Marie. Jacob Cockless. Go to blm rallies and tell them about the dark rape apes who aren't able to consent to sex.